June 2003

I finally got a new cell phone. It took about two days, 5 lines at best buy, numerous customer service calls and 108 dollars but I now have a phone. Email me your number and I will give you a call or my number. I can be reached at my first initial, followed by my last name at yahoo; g(lastname)@yahoo.com.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 6 for "poop yarmulke"
- 3 for "watermelon flavored gooey discharge"

Whoever is doing the searches, please keep it up. They make my week.

So I purchased a new cell phone today, I come home and try and activate it and they say the ESN(electronic serial number) is already activated. What the shit? Fuck you best buy. Then I call up my computer manufacturer, to see If i can get the WLAN problem straightned out. Of course I cannot. He suggests I return it to the store and get a brand new one, since it may be an error on the motherboard or something. Too bad I installed about 10 programs, a 4 gig backup of a movie of my Grandparents and 10 gigs of mp3s)c: I think I will see if they will put this on hold and I can try the new one out for a day to see if it is my network or the computer that is fucked. I do not think it is my network that is bad. Oh well.

So I got a laptop today. It is pretty rock'n. I cannot get the fucking 802.11b (wi-fi, wireless networking) to work properly. I am not sure if it is the computer or if it is something wrong with my hub/router/access point. I will have to cruise to a wireless cafe and see if I can connect there.

Storm of the century happened while I was at work today. It was not that exciting really. The google dance (update for you non-geeks) is about to stop which is nice. It seems like it is almost back to "normal". There has been a definite algorithm tweak, seeing as though certain things do not have the weight that they used to.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 6 for "kojak motherfuckers"
- 4 for "swashbuckle gay leather"
- 3 for "real good pizza"
- 1 for "girlfriend"
- 1 for "torrey"

I am going to be rich!!!! Well not really, I have had a pretty sweet brainstorm for a money making oppurtunity. This means I will be online 23hours day instead of 22.

So this weekend was pretty interesting. I went to a show at DePaul on Friday and watched Volta Do Mar and Pelican. Pelican was pretty good. They sound like Isis and now have a light show…just like Isis. I would rather see Isis, but they are not from Chicago, so I will be happy that I saw them play.

Top internal search queries:
- 1 for "bird"
- 1 for "chupacabra"
- 1 for "hoary goat balls"
- 1 for "niagara"
- 1 for "photo"
- 1 for "shit river"
- 1 for "shockandawe"
- 1 for "teacher"