So uh… I was down in Florida at Pub con in Orlando and it turns out that I actually got in a little bit of trouble with the law… apparently it is illegal to wrestle with an aligator. Well it finally caught up to me and I now need to find a Florida criminal lawyer…kind of crappy since I am a broke ass. I found a guy who seems to do a good job, but he may be way out of my leaugue as far as Criminal Attorneys go… eeeeek I dunno.

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