This my friend is where the magic happens; such acts include me cutting a broad in half, a toy poodle jumping through a ring of fire, and the mystical ramblings of Sir Wertrose Caution.

this is where I make some food. You can see some of my art work and figures that I have collected over the years. If those objects do not spell sophistication I do not know what does.

This is my wonderful herman miller mirra chair, this thing saves my ass and my back. My review of the herman miller mirra chair is two thumbs up!

This is my dress form happy couple and my front window…notice the brock wall. I love the wall my then anything else… A little self medication and a little starring at that wall could solve the worlds problems.

This is the front door to my new apartment… look i live in an f’n basement… also, if you ever come over, the first step is a big one! No joke, i almost broke my ass 3 or 4 times.

Can you spot the 2 celebrities in this photo? That is right…it seems to Wertrose ( a modern day ben franklin) and matthew “don’t pay em” lesko.

This is Rudo’s older brother. His father was a horshoe crab and his mother was a lesbian stand up comedian. When he is not swimming round the tank Arthur “legs” Turner enjoys canadian cigarrettes and oversized women.

Enter Rudo - I do not even know what this is, either the guy is like a snake, a coil of poop, or something else… Rudo has high self confidence and likes whistling. His favorite foods are served on crackers and he wishes he had arms!

One of my famous hybrid animals, this thing is part fish, part bird and 100% man…It may also have the teeth of a badger, a sweet moustache, one heck of a “beak” and soul patch of a mid 30’s male in the middle of an identity crisis.

This could go on a tshirt, I sure as hell would not wear the shirt though, would you?