Top Searches!!!!!

I know evceryone loves these searches, but I have removed the search box…it may be time for me to throw down for an atomz paid search so it can index all of my pages…

I was cleaning out my Yahoo! email inbox and found the following:

There were 10 searches for the week ending 04/17/04 for werty dot net
at http://www.werty.net/.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 2 for "glyneshia"
- 1 for "chasey lain blow up doll"
- 1 for "chasey lain blow up doll bendable knees for doggy style sex
position"
- 1 for "crack smoking cock monkey"
- 1 for "crank hair"
- 1 for "cultivating pubic wigs merkin"
- 1 for "is werty gonna hafta choke a bitch"
- 1 for "ive got nipples focker can you milk me"
- 1 for "the lack of blogging around here is sad"

There were 37 searches for the week ending 04/24/04 for werty dot net
at http://www.werty.net/.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 7 for "c h u d spew"
- 6 for "c h u d excretions"
- 5 for "asspop"
- 4 for "c h u d grease"
- 1 for "[ blank query ]"*
- 1 for "crackwhore direct deposit"
- 1 for "goulet"
- 1 for "helan moody willis"
- 1 for "hot shit still stinks"
- 1 for "how to get vladimir putin to give up the putin"

There were 11 searches for the week ending 05/01/04 for werty dot net
at http://www.werty.net/.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 1 for "a dingo ate your baby"
- 1 for "aaron mlot"
- 1 for "anklemeat all for silas"
- 1 for "crotch rot monsters"
- 1 for "google cocksmuggling filter"
- 1 for "growing artichokes"
- 1 for "latent semantic incest"
- 1 for "money"
- 1 for "number of blowjobs i can get for a pr7"
- 1 for "seo for sex auction sites"