Comments on: Fuck TicketMaster

By: Ryan

Ryan — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 23:19:48 +0000

Ticketmaster can suck one. They made physical box offices obsolete. It's a rare thing, at least in Los Angeles, when you even have the option of buying tickets from a box office.

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:02:59 +0000

@tara–Pearl Jam actually went to court over it, they eventually had to cancel their tour and lost the suit anyway. It was estimated to cost them almost $3m. The problem is that ticketmaster has exclusivity agreements with 70% of the venues across the country, meaning the venues are disallowed to sell tickets without ticketmaster involvement. This is a monopoly in its truest form and a good indication of the direction this country is headed.

By: Brian

Brian — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 07:51:41 +0000

I just looked up tickets to the Upcoming Deftones show at the House of Blues in Orlando. The Ticket was $26 and change which is fine, but when you tack on the three separate fees they add on, it comes out to $42+ per ticket. That's a total service fee of 56%. Fucking bullshit.

By: tara

tara — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 04:48:06 +0000

Pearl Jam tic's are $100.00. PJ used to be the "anti-ticket master". I saw them in Red Rocks Co. in the mid 90's for 18-20.00. Wtf???????????????

By: Weaver

Weaver — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 23:59:33 +0000

Cant see th dead cuz ticketbastard made beeing a deadhead an elitest group.
What a bunch of Fucktards!!!
Now I pay nothing for music.But I still listen!

By: jeremy

jeremy — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 03:18:56 +0000

CAN YOU SAY GREEDY BASTARDS? I CAN!

AS IT SEEM S TO BE AMERICAN TRADITION TO BLEED ITS OWN PEOPLE DRY, THIS COMPANY IS NO BETTER THAN THE SWEAT ON MY BALLS. TICKETMASTER…TAKE YOUR GREED AND ALL YOU MONEY AND STICK IT ALL UP YOUR ASS!!!!! i buy tics at the show.

By: fuckem!!!

fuckem!!! — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:47:30 +0000

And to add to this big pot of warm runny feces……………it was made very public today, wether we knew it beforehand……..TicketBastard also owns and operates Ticketsnow………
So what the fucks do is remove a large portion of tickets from Ticketbastards site, and put them up for sale on Ticketsnow at about a 8 billion % markup.
So if you got fucked for tix for AC/DC from TB…..you can go to TN and get fucked harder, plus you get a wet kiss when they are done………….

By: Dan

Dan — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:26:45 +0000

FUCK TICKETMASTER!

I just tried to order Phish tickets. I had my page refresh RIGHT at 10 am, the on-sale time, hit "look for tickets," and, after waiting anxiously for the next page to load, I was treated to "An Unexplained Error Has Occured, Please Try Your Request Again" – translation: "Ticketmaster FUCKED You, and While You Were Waiting For Us To Put the Condom On (We Didn't), Fifty-Thousand Other People Bought Your Tickets! Try Again Soon!"

I tried again. Yea, I did – not for Ticketbastard, but for Phish. You know what happened? The "Type These Words to Prove You're Not a Computer" picture DIDN'T LOAD! THREE TIMES IN A ROW!

Conclusion: truly Ticketbastard is the spawn of satan.

By: FUCK TICKETMASTER

FUCK TICKETMASTER — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:39:48 +0000

Oh Yeah…Then I'd repeat this process on those fucking motherfucks over at PayPal and eBay….and everthing in the world would be right…I get a fucking hardon just imagining it…

By: FUCK TICKETMASTER

FUCK TICKETMASTER — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:35:36 +0000

This is what I'd like to do to those fucks over at ticketmaster…First I'd fucking cut of each and every finger and fucking toe one by one, cauterizing each gaping wound with a white-hot iron so the cocksuckers can't just bleed out. Then when I got bored doing that I'd fucking cut of each arm and each leg and all other appendages repeating the cauterization…Then I'd ram a fucking burning hot gutter spike into each ear til they were fucking deaf…then I'd pop each one of their fucking eyeballs out…so this fuck would be laying there an armless, legless, blind and deaf mass of flesh then I drag this sack of worthless shit from the back of my car for about 20 miles…Then i'd hook this scumbag up to and IV to keep him alive for as long as possible…I'd fucking release those fucking ants from the discovery channel all over this bitch so they would crawl in their mouths and up their asses and just eat them away from the inside out….And then I'd feel better…FUCK YOU TICKETMASTER !!!