Fuck you Google*.

Under the umbrella of my personal experience with Google, I can say that their success has made them rude. You will feel my pain when, for some reason, you are pushed to communicate with their support team.

You cannot overcome your rude attitude by serving better, it is what I believe.

Seriously, FUCK google the web meglomaniac, they are no better than any poxy dictator who has tried to run the world, (a german with a stupid little mustache comes to mind).
Just who do they think they are, getting us all to perform like circus animals just to appease their algorithm's, the quicker we all STOP using Google for advertising and search the quicker they will get their kick in the balls that they have so non chalantly dealt out to so many hard working and honest webmasters. and in many cases unfairly taking away those webmasters livelihoods.
FUCK you Google Your Time is nigh!

GOOGLE..it is a constant battle with half ass sites / bloggs with their google friendly coding that is pushing the keyword war into the realm of obserd!
why do i have to compete with fuck head who uses my company name as his user name and he takes the first 5 spots on google..like seriously what the faaawwk! i paid for a domain name ( 57 to be exact ) so why do i have to compete with numb nuts that cant string a single piece of code together for names and keywords i OWN. i am with you guys FUCK GOOGLE and FUCK ADWORDS by google i pay for keywords for my ads to show up and they never do keywords that have no ads in the first place …its a big rip off

wow, i was pissed at google and was going to comment but now i see this comment area is already filled with crazy kooks. at least google isn't insane.

I type "fuck google" to see what happens, i don't have advertising in my site so i can't make an opinion at this respect. At least their free services work well.

Anyway, fuck them in the eye socket for their monopolistic attitude.

luv u google

NOT even google can find what i am looking for. so

FUCK GOOGLE! FUCK IT! FUCK OVER 10000 PEPOLE WHO USE IT!
THE WORLDS MOST GREATEST SERCH ENGINE CANT FIND
Mac desk tops! I HAD IT!

RAVI FUCK YOU 2

Of course,

fuck you Google. Millions of webmasters doing the job for them, and they just take the money and fill the internet with dumb and ridiculous search results. Google destroys the internet, we all know that.

Now… things will change a lot for Google and the Bilderberger Kids within the next three years.

What a stupid name. Would have never come to anything without Rockefellers billions setting up 22 thousand servers in seven months.

Algorithm. You are kidding.

Have a nice day, Google. Enjoy it.

FUCK GOOGLE !!!!!

In response to Google's StreetLevel spys, I propose that in retaliation there needs to be a group of photographers that follows Google employees and founders around and takes their pictures ALL the fucking time. Follow the bastards to lunch.. take their picture. Sit in cars outside their homes with bigass lenses and take pictures of everything they do. When they smoke a joint, take a picture. When they have a drink and then drive, take pictures. Publish photographs of their liscence plates, their children, homes and pets. Maybe then the fucktards will understand the value of privacy. Fuck you Google. Fuck you in your stupid Orwellian asses.

I CONTACTE GOOGLE AD WORDS DEPT…..I WISH I HAD,NT THO, WHAT A BUNCH OF C++++! GOOGLE YOU CAN STICK YOUR AD,S UP YOUR A+++!THE CHEEKY C+++ EVEN SENT ME A FREE£50 VOUCHER………HOW FUCKING MUCH ADVERTISING WOULD THAT GET YOU? DONT ASK ME! I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW THEIR CRAZY PROGRAMME WORKS, DIDNT THEN , DONT NOW…….WORST CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE EVER ON LINE, EVEN WORSE THAN FUCKING EBASTARDS….. [THEIR ALL THIEVES AND SCAM ARTISTS TO]

I am now browsing with http://www.ixquick.com they do record your IP address and they also have a Secure Socket Layer (SSL) feature between your an their servers, that way your ISP cannot snoop . . . pass it along.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck google google google google
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

"For force always attracts men of
low morality, and I believe it to be
an invariable rule that tyrants of genius
are succeeded by scoundrels."
–Albert Einstein

Fuck google indeed, but no-scripts won't keep analytics from tracking you, you'd need to put google in your hosts file and redirect all google traffic elsewere.

i have joined adsense last november my earnings from november to march is only $59.55. so in 4 months with adsense, only $59.55.. and 2 days ago they disabled my account for illegal click activity.. what the fuck? they dont even emailed me if they record those "illegal click activities" theyre talking about they just disabled it. i havent clicked on my own ads.not even once.. and hey i made a search FUCK GOOGLE and ended here.. i support you guys!

FUCK GOOGLE!!!
*do they really give those earnings back to the advertisers??? or they just dont want to pay us?*

I LUV U VERY MUCH GOOGLE…..FUCK THOSE ASSSOOLES WHO DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO GO FOR A REFINED SEARCH..NO WONDER Y GOOGLE IS ON TOP..FORGET ABOUT THESE GODDAMN NEGATIVE COMMENTS..!!!

OH MAN, I just want you, google, masons, jewish dogs to know this:
GO….FUCK…..YOURSELF.

I made 200$ in 3 weeks on my site

Guess what? Account deleted, why? illegal click shit bla yourmothercock

Aah you know what ? FUCK YOU!

guss what, google just fucked with us, give me 12 months and google as goog as gone, i mean finished!

all their staff can look for new job, they have less than 12 months from april 2009.

Google staff have just fucked with World Prince 1999 and they have to look for new job as google will disappear within few months, make no mistake about it, I have problem with banks and you all know whats happening to banks, visited SRI LANKA 2004 and you know what happened there, do you want the list, I am the real Prince and Google just fucked with me, I may not have any money at present , thats what god want me to learn, live among the poor! Google look for new job! clock is ticking. or come up with $300 million , just may god will let your company live?

you've ranked #1 for the query "f_ck google". congragulations. you did a great job. maybe.

GOOGLE? What a **** is that?!

F U C K YOU GOOGLE!!!

Ya I clicked by mistake my own adsense ad 2 fricken times and then I looked one day I had 60 hits on a 3 cent pay one day WHY! who knows, Then when the assholes have to pay a couple hundred dollars , they say I'm a danger to their customers WHO is ME! and shut me down. 400 hundred PLUS pages that took months to do shot to hell. FUCK GOOGLE rot in hell. THX needed to say that.

MIKE

YES FUCK AND KILL GOOGLE. THIS IS THE BIGGESTED LEAGLISED MAFIA ON THE PLANET. WHEN YOU ADD ADSENSE AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET PAID, THE LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR SITE IS ..DANGEROUSE.. TO THEIR CLIENTS…AND TERMINATE YOUR ACCOUNT. FK GOOGLE, AND KILL IT. AND ALSO EBAY HAS TO BE DESTROYED AND TERMINATED. ITS ONE AND THE SAME.

Yeaah!!

FUCK GOOGLE!!

I HATE THEM.

Fuck You All !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Main teri maa nu gashti haney chood aauga! sale kanjer ki olaad Google is the BEST!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU GOOGLE WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOUR STOOOOPID FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE THAT DOESNT EVEN GIVE ME ANY RELEVANT RESULTS, GO TAKE YOUR ADDS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR HAIRY GoOGlLY ASS BECAUSE YOUR GONNA GET WHATS COMING TO YOU, YOU PISSED ME OFF AND NO ONE GETS AWAY WITH THAT, HAVE FUN BECOMING THE WORST RATED WEBSITE IN HISTORY BECAUSE NOW YOU WILL RAPIDLY FALL DOWN THE CHARTS, I WILL ENSURE IT!!! I WONT SLEEP UNTIL YOU DIE GOOGLE!!

Too be honest – I'm a bigger fan of Dogpile than Google. They support charitable causes and work with all independent search providers to give a good mix of results.

People are too lazy when it comes to search and want it all to be laid out for them in one engine. Problem is, Google, MSN and Yahoo all pick what shows up where.

Research is meant to be RESEARCH – so look around for solid results.

BTW – Dogpile.com just launched a new site called http://www.DoGreatGood.com – and their donating a portion of there revenue to Petfinder and the ASPCA.

Great that theres a way we can help dog adoption programs at no cost.

The chances of a paid goverment employee making a comment on this page is quite high. if any comment on this page seems out of wack, dont take it at face value, Mister sam is always watching, hes in every crook and crannie of our world, even now when i am typing this they are recording my text format. interesting eh.

FUCK GOOGLE I HATE THEIR GUTS. THEY RIPPED ME OFF THEY TRIED TO CHARGE MY ACCOUNT FOR A GOOGLE TOOL KIT THAT I NEVER GOT AND WHEN I CALLED THEIR STOOOOOOPID ASSES THEY TELL ME I CAN'T GET THE MONEY BACK FOR SHIPPING ON A PRODUCT I NEVER GOT. FUCK GOOGLE I HATE THEM I WISH THEY WOULD JUST FALL SO LOW THAT THEIR COMPANY GOES OUT OF BUSINESS AND THEY ARE REDUCED TO TAKING DONATIONS TO KEEP THEIR SITE RUNNING I HATE GOOGLE FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLEEEEE
THEY CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck google they suck i have been trying very hard to get my site listed on the cheap ( free ) and there really isn't any way i can do it they won't allow it so FUCK GOOGLE UNTIL THEIR BEHIND STARTS FARTING!!!

i found this site by searching "fuck you google" on google. *milk sqirts out nose*

The Man who helped Google is DEAD – The man behind Google!

Professor Rajeev Motwani: computer scientist, investor and The man behind Google! One of the many factors that has made Silicon Valley in California the pre-eminent location for technology companies is the close relationship between businesses, sources of venture capital and nearby universities.

This linkage is exemplified in the career of Rajeev Motwani, who was a professor of computer science at Stanford University, an investor and adviser to leading venture capital firms including Sequoia Capital, and a mentor for many of the students who would come to Stanford, develop a new technology or a business idea and seek advice and support to get their company off the ground

The most important of the many businesses he helped in this way is the Google search engine. Motwani was mentor and adviser to the Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page when they were graduate students at Stanford, helping them to refine their ideas and develop their business.

He co-authored a key paper with Brin and Page, which described their innovative approach to finding relevant web pages when carrying out a search, offered strategic and technical support as the company grew and continued to work with Google as a member of the company’s technical advisory council.

Rajeev Motwani was born in the northern Indian city of Jammu. His father was in the Indian Army and the family moved around the country, but he was educated at St Columba’s School in Delhi. Although he showed an interest in and aptitude for mathematics, his parents were concerned about the career prospects for mathematicians, and he was persuaded to study computer science at university, obtaining a bachelor of technology degree in 1983 from the prestigious Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur, in Uttar Pradesh.

At university he was surprised to find that much of computer science is mathematically based and that the study of the algorithms that underpin computer programming is in effect a branch of advanced mathematics. Much of his later work in areas such as search, data mining, computational drug design and data streaming services reflected his mathematical predisposition.

Motwani left India in 1983 and moved to California, working towards a PhD at the University of California, Berkeley, under Professor Richard Karp. He obtained his doctorate in 1998 for a thesis on probabilistic analysis of matching and network flow algorithms, and took up an academic position at Stanford University, where he was Professor and Director of Graduate Studies in the Computer Science Department at the time of his death.

Motwani was always sympathetic to the Silicon Valley ethic of business development and the start-up culture, and offered advice and support to many students who were attempting to build companies on the basis of their academic work and interests. As director of graduate studies he came in contact with students who asked him for advice on how to turn their ideas into businesses. So he was in a good position to offer help and support to Brin and Page, two graduate mathematicians who sought his advice and insight over their attempt to find a mathematical solution to the problem of ranking large numbers of weighted items in a data set and its application to searching the world wide web.

While at Stanford Motwani was married to Asha Jadeja, a fellow doctoral student, who had originally trained as a civil engineer and urban planner.

Other notable successes for Motwani included PayPal and Stumbleupon, and he was a special adviser to prominent venture capital firms Sequoia Capital and August Capital. In 2000 Motwani and his wife founded a small venture capital firm, Dot Edu Ventures, to invest in technology businesses.

Motwani was a charter member of TiE (The Indus Entrepreneurs), the worldwide organisation of entrepreneurs and professionals with roots in the Indus region, and also sat on the board of the Business Association of Stanford Engineering Students.

In addition to his business activities within the Silicon Valley community Motwani was an active and engaged academic computer scientist, sitting on the board of the non-profit International Computer Science Institute and on the editorial boards of several journals as well as the programme committees of leading computing conferences. His work ranged widely and included breakthroughs in search and information retrieval, security and robotics and he held several technology-related patents.

In 2001 he was one of the recipients of the Gödel Prize, one the highest honours in computer science, for work in the area of randomised algorithms, a computational technique that allows some aspects of the solution to large-scale problems to be determined by the careful use of random data. He was a Fellow of the Association for Computing Machinery and received a Distinguished Alumnus award from ITT in 2006.

Motwani wrote many academic papers in his field and co-authored the textbook Introduction to Automata Theory, Languages, and Computation in 2000. His book Randomized Algorithms was published in 1995 and he was working on another title, Approximation Algorithms, when he died.

Motwani is survived by his wife, Asha Jadeja, and their two daughters.

Professor Rajeev Motwani, computer scientist, investor and business adviser to Silicon Valley technology companies, was born on March 26, 1962. He was found dead in the swimming pool at his home in Atherton, California, on June 5, 2009, aged 47

fuck google it dont even work the stuped thing

I agree, download latest firefox (3.5.1 at time of writing)

Then go to add ons (just gooogle firefox add ons) and download:
NoScript (superb and you can block google analytics with it, as well as anything else)
Bad Privacy (deletes all those super cookies and flash lso’s that doing a normal delete all and cleaning out ya temp files won’t get rid off, nor will even a dedicated program like cc cleaner etc as good as that is, so it’s essential in my own opinion)
Ad Block Plus (fantastic lil program)

And others that are good but in no means security related are:
Dictionary (your own language of choice of course)

Tab Mix Plus (for some reason, Mozillas addon page does not have compatitble version with the latest firefox :S wierd, but below is a link to the addonn authors page which goes to a dev link which is totally 100% compatible
http://tmp.garyr.net/tab_mix_plus-dev-build.xpi

Colourful tabs (pretty much self explanatory lol)
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/downloads/latest/1368/addon-1368-latest.xpi?src=addondetail

Hope that helps, adios
Super Rat

PS: actually stop using google is another opinion (also entirely mine lol)
I myself now very happily use Bing http://www.bing.com
I find there page fresher and nicer to use, its easier to say lol, and most importantly results are easily on a par if not far better IMO, especially image search IMO (please note we do not need a load of google lovers telling me im wrong, i have gone to the trouble of explaining this in my OWWWWWN opinion, after years of using google and months of happily using Bing.

Be daring, use something different and see for yourself!
Doesn't have to be Bing that was an example, many others out there…

Also if you use firefox and you want an add on to add Bing as the default search engine in the in built search engine, please go to

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/downloads/latest/10434/addon-10434-latest.xml?src=addondetail

AND BING DOESN’T TRACK YOU LIKE GOOGLE DO – lol yet…
But the point is they don’t at present where as google blatantly do!

I simply adore microsoft.. the fact of the matter is that microsoft is a company which invest money in product development and ultimately provide various business solutions by developing customised products. Lets not forget that it was windows which paved our path towards a more rich and colourfull years of computer usage, which includes internet also.

As far as google is concerned, i think they are bunch of assholes and motherfucker bloodsucker cockroaches. They have survied because of us ( the people who search for them) and make money for these bastards. They would steal our searches and use them in making money. We should all boycott google so that they suffer the most and eventually perish away. so people just teach them a lesson by using some other search engines… Long live microsoft and down with google…

Amen.

Google support is terrible. I'm gonna use Bing.

FUCK YOU GOOGLE.
I SUPPORTED YOU AS A NEW START OUT COMPANY SEARCH ENGINE. NOW YOU JUST SHIT ON ME LIKE A DOG!. SHIT ON EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T FIT INTO YOUR MOLD – IT IS TIME YOU WERE TERMINATED!.
PEOPLE SCREW GOOGLE,
IF YOU OWN A WEBSITE GO TOYOUR SETTING AND BLOCK THEIR GOOGLE BOT FORM SEARCHING YOUR SITE. NOTHING ANNOYS THEM MORE. AS MORE AND MORE SITES BLOCK THEIR GOOGLE BOT GOOGLE WILL SLOWLY GRIND TO A HALT!. ACT NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, THEY USED THE GOOD WILL OF THE PEOPLE TO START NOW THEY SCREW THOSE PEOPLE, BLOCKING ACCOUNTS RANDOMLY – PERMANENTLY!, WELL GOOGLE WE CAN BLOCK YOU PERMANENTLY AS WELL, FUCK YOU WAR HAS STARTED!.
YOU ARE SO BIG YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO THINK IT DOSENT MATTER, WATCH!…. FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!

Here here,
How and the hell can you turn a page and still have the same 3-5 same sites listed again and again at the top? wtf kinda search is that?
Also. on some of my searches the first sites to pop up are 5- 10 years old!
I came to the conclusion long ago that when I search, I immediately click to the 20th page and start looking from there.
I also do a lot of aimless clicking on everything on a page so they can have a fun time tracking my interests. Pretty tough task tracking my searches when I click on anything under the sun;)
try this search "Track this dumbasses" and click away! hehehe

I DECLARE A BOYCOTT OF GOOGLE! THERES ALL KINDS OF SEARCH ENGINES OUT THERE, AND NOT ALL OF THEM ARE RUN BY FASCISTS. THEIR COOPERATION WITH THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY IS, IN ITSELF, MORE THEN ENOUGH REASON. WE MUST STOP THEM NOW BEFORE THEY GROW INTO AN EVEN BIGGER CANCER THAN THEY ALREADY ARE, AND THE ANSWER IS SO EASY! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS STOP USING GOOGLE!! IF YOU OWN A WEBSITE, BLOCK THEIR SEARCH BOT! IF YOU ARE A BUSINESSPERSON, AND YOU CARE ABOUT FREEDOM, STOP DOING BUSINESS WITH THEM! THE INTERNET IS A HUGE PLACE. WE DONT NEED THEM. NOT ONLY DO WE NOT NEED THEM, WE CAN DO BETTER WITHOUT THEM. WHO'S WITH ME?
IF YOU'RE WITH ME ON THIS BOYCOTT, SOUND OFF!!!

I agree, Google is slow with their adwords review and setup. I can not get any customer support, what kind of shit is that? A multi-billion dollar company has no telephone support? My little local company even has telephone support, and its 1/10000 the size of google. Thats alright though they will get whats coming to them, they may see it as a quick profit in the short term, but in the long-run their business and market share WILL drop.

Ironically i found this page with Google…. but so many "bad" companies, such a MS or Apple, they do not care a *hit. Come on, if i found this site, via google, did they success. Yes. But Google have one point aainst other competitios, toy can send feedback or aks help from MS, you can use Yahoo live chat, but how many places you find Google's own email? Really, feedback form is not relveant…. just show me the adress.

Yes i wull use gmail address now – guess why?!

Fuck you google ! Don't you Know that the bar code is a symbol of death because is like a prison and in fact it is … is the prison of consumism !!
Fuck you bastards !

IS THIS A MATRIX…

fuck you google you have no info

Yeah, fuck google, who are they to give us free sites and many people jobs? They could be like Microsoft and Yahoo, who only care about money. They know what they're doing, and they're doing it right. If you guys are pissed just because they don't blow you as hard as other people then go to Microsoft and see how they treat you there. Or you could work for Yahoo. Oh wait…

FUCK GOOGLE. FUCK THIS DIRTY COMPANY

Came back and nothing changed i wish i worked for google fucking Zambian child rapist company that looks as as sweet as pie to the whole world. Fuck you google and thanks

titty dicks

fuck google, fuck facebook, fuck twitter, fuck anything that makes more money than us…

FUCK YOU GOOGLE I NEED YOU TO SUCK MY DICK

fuck youuuu google i don't care who you are but i need you to suck my dick ha hahahaaahaa

"(a german with a stupid little mustache comes to mind)"

That would be me. The other guy with the stupid mustache actually comes from Austria.

I agree that google can go and fuck themselves. They are anti-Christian because they never have any Christian-related modifications to their logo yet they do for all manner of other things like Gandhi etc. Cunts.

Also, they are tax-avoiding filth. They should have paid taxes in the UK of £450m in 2009 but didn't because they have some tax-avoidance scheme that can reduce their bill. Scum. And we are told that we should be grateful because they employ 800 people in the UK. I would sooner have the fucking £450million myself, the thieving parasitic cunts.

Cunts.

Oready 1 month i had summit my ad, but my ad is still under review. I was send email to them but no one unswere me. Really fuck google…..

use B I N G !!!!!

http://www.bing.com

Folks, I'm here to say its going to get worse.

Google is the new, even more impersonal Microsoft.
The bigger these giant mother-fucking companies get the more they can shit on us. Just like Congress shits on us.

The only way to get them back if for a significant number of people to stop using their products.

This will NEVER happen. Why?
There are too many "lemmings" in the world that have the proverbial ring in their nose and are led around by the latest trend news rags.
This is the shirt I should be wearing, these are the shoes, this is the search engine. And then when Google announces a new product its blasted on TV in such a way that t causes a frenzy.
The smart people like us who see through the facade are too few in numbers.
These companies are your best friends when they are starting out and then they turn vicious.
Google has no user support whatsoever. They don't need it. What else are people going to use Microcheese's Bing? Yahoo? Yahoo is another company that just relies on lip service to pacify any complaints.

These companies will get bigger, more impersonal and more intrusive.

They want you to store you files online now. FUCK THAT! Who's to stop some sysadmin from rummaging around your stuff?

I'll finish by saying "FUCK YOU GOOGLE and the HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!"

FUCK GOOGLE I have worked for over a year on my website, and just when I started to get traffic and make money with google adsense they disabled my account for some bullshit invalid clicks. The thieving bastards are using that as an excuse so they dont have to pay you. WE MUST BRING THESE SCUMBAGS DOWN. I know they are reading our email, and spying on everything we do online. WE MUST BLOCK THERE ANALYTICS FROM OUR BROWSERS AND USE OTHER COMPANIES FOR SEARCH AND ADVERTISING………

FUCK GOOGLE
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FUCK GOOGLE ………LETS BRING THEM DOWN HARD!!!!

Fuck google!!!!!

googls a real pricks in the making what do these retards feel their god just because the invensted a fing search engine that rides opiggy back on internet explorer ???i hate their system its never accurate and their maps are like 10 years old and outdated i have used their maps to find like schools for events and ended up ata bus stop in two dot wash state google does fucking suck and unless yr a million dollar company the yuppies wont even e mail you back on their cheesey scummy liying sack of shit ventures web site their idiots who play like their god may god fing earth quake their sorry skinny assinto the ground in the bay area , the mother fuckers dont even have the respect to write you back and tell you fuck off idiot yr new cell phone idea sucks or yr new security ideas i hate aol now that their associated with google and aols runs like shit even worse than before thanks to google that sergry bin or who the fuck ebver and the larry creep need their asses beat down to nothing their punks who got lucky is all and their fing lucks going to run out soemday

this is funny.
I never realised Google just give you the advertising site, and then the site up that has the most search numbers.
It used to work for me but now it costs time top sort the garbage.
I am just throwing Mozilla off my screen also, because it wants all the space.

sometimes i want fuck the google because it cant make me
feel good!!!!!!!!!!
so…google … i sometimes go fuck u!!!
if u will become more fast i love u!