Fuck you Google*.

August 12, 2008 · 206 comments

in Rants

There, I said it. FUCK YOU GOOGLE*.

I put no script back on my firefox install just so I could block Google Analytics.

It seems like 80% of the websites I go to have Analytics installed on it (even I use it on this hunk of shit site), so they are getting a massive amount of browsing data for all of us assholes who use gmail and what not… so I say balls to them. Let them track me another way… which may actually be through cookies on sites using analytics… not really sure how it works, but I would love to hear a way to block them from obtaining my browsing data completely.

I am fine with them gathering my data from their own sites, but 3rd parties I am bit paranoid about.

I saw an interesting presentation at Defcon this last week which pretty much proved that Google does not give a fuck about the well being of their users. It was done by a guy named RSNAKE, who I have never heard of (not surprising, since I am not a “hacker”), but he did one hell of a presentation. It was actually awesome.

Worth checking out his work… here is a link to one of the issues with gmodules and the exploits. And an article about how Google is ranked the worst in privacy.

It turns out RSNAKE is the equivalent of Aaron Wall / SEOBOOK, but in the Hacker/security community instead of the marketing side of things. I think the 2 of them should talk.

Anyhow it seems as Google is getting more powerful with more reach each day. Them “merging” with Yahoo on the advertising side of things is some pretty scary shit, and it will be interesting to see how that plays out. If I had to guess, there will be some heavy outside intervention to prevent that from happening.

Anyhow, I hope it does not happen, and either MSFT buys them, or Jerry Yang gets shot, and the company is run by someone who is less of an asshole.

I am hoping someone can spider the interweb and see what percent of sites are running Google Analytics, so I can properly shit myself when I see the usage data. It would be nice to scan the top 100,000 Alexa sites and see who is sharing data with the BIG G.

Anyhow, that is all. Are you scared of Google? I am!

 

* Actually I love you Google. You make me money day in and day out. You have the best advertising platform out there. Even though you are doing your best to make me pay more per click, I am okay with that. You deliver real users, and lots of them. Keep up the good work.

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1 Phil M 12.08.10 at 1:12 am

The bigger they are the harder they fall.

2 Google High School 12.09.10 at 12:25 pm

Gimme a F gimme a U gimme a C gimme a K gimme a G gimme a O gimme a O gimme a G gimme a L Gimme a E

FUCK GOOGLE!

3 bernarnd 01.08.11 at 7:46 am

I FUCKEN HATE GOOGLE.COM…………………FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK UUUUUUUUUU GOOGLE AND I RILY RILY MEAN IT AM NOT JOCKIN…………..ONCE AGEN FUCK GOOGLE….MXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIII

4 FUck RAVI and google supporters 01.13.11 at 9:01 am

simply… fuck GOOOOGLE and its fucking supports like RAVi…
you love it ravi:
00========D

5 Josh 01.27.11 at 1:43 pm

FUCK YOU GOOGLE,man this shitty verify our identity took me 10 hours to identify today and my phone number doesnt work anymore it says i created too many accounts with this number but i never created any just identified this just happened with a friend too,now i need to buy another mobile just to check my gmail and youtube and when this new number got checked many times ill need another phonenumber thats sick.big fuck to you google.

6 dan 01.29.11 at 8:13 pm

Fuck you Google, don’t even get me started with your piss poor Postini support. FUCK YOu!

7 Brian 03.05.11 at 11:16 pm

When Google first started, it searched all sites that I entered. Now it does not. I am always lead to some goofy site that I do not want. I do not know much about computers. Can someone tell me where I can use a search engine that looks at true raw data? I feel so stupid about all of this. I am older than most. I need some help. What should I do?

8 Brian 03.05.11 at 11:22 pm

I just need a hent. Is there a true search engine out there? One that does not always corrupt my search?

9 Brian 03.05.11 at 11:23 pm

FUCK GOOGLE!

10 durgesh 03.11.11 at 2:21 pm

dear google,
4 several years i thought that ur the best search engine but in those years also i didnt got theright answers still i am not getting today bcz i am 40 times in a day ueser of google and i am ashemed of that bcz i never get the portals which i was looking 4. u r good till the time people didnt get any other search engine best of luck…………………

11 SkynetTX 03.25.11 at 11:28 am

Fuck you, moron google bastards. Fuck your horsefucking deadfucker mother. Or deadfucking horsefucker. To the hell with all of you. You are the biggest assholes on Earth. In the solar system. In the universe. In all universe if we live in a multiversum. FUCK YOU! Like Marusha said: “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you …”

12 everett 03.31.11 at 5:15 pm

YUP, THEY TRY TO TRACK, SO THEY KNOW WHERE TO SPAM.
That being said, I block them, yet I use them.
Hey, they use me, so WTF.
Ever try to get customer service?
They give you a map to get to the office, but no phone number. Go fig.
Most spam comes from g.mail, and that is google, so ……

13 Fuck Google 04.09.11 at 8:15 pm

The people who manage Google have crossed the line from being USEFUL innovators, and into stupid pro-creators. (fucking things up)

This site is sizing up my sentiments on this Google crap entirely.

http://seobullshit.com/google-losing-streak/

Google’s Epic Losing Streak

By SEO Mofo | February 15, 2010

Hey Google…

Can I ask you something?

What. the fuck. are you. DOING?

Seriously…you are releasing so many SHITTY products in such rapid succession, I don’t even have time to wrap my head around them before you’re already blowing my mind with your next epic failure. Look at this:

9/23/2009 – Google Sidewiki: Great news, everyone! Now ANYBODY can leave comments on any page of your website, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

11/17/2009 – Site hierarchies in SERPs: We don’t like your URLs so we made up our own for you! No, you can’t opt out!

12/04/2009 – Personalized search for everyone: We track everyone who uses your computer and then save that data on your hard drive!

12/07/2009 -Realtime Search: Now when someone searches Google for your name, we show them your Twitter feed! If it’s not a protected account, then OBVIOUSLY you want the whole fucking world to know everything you’re saying at all times!

1/19/2010 – Synonyms: We know what you MEANT to search for, so we just went ahead and included pages that don’t even contain your search query, because obviously you’re too fucking retarded to say what you mean!

1/22/2010 – Answer Highlighting in Search Results: Now there’s no reason for anyone to actually visit your page, because we already told them everything!

1/27/2010 – Search is Getting More Social: We know who you’ve been talking to, we know what you’ve been saying, we know what websites you visit, we know everything about you…and now we’re using that information to boost the rankings of content that your sister’s ex-boyfriend’s roommate’s old babysitter wrote! No, you can’t opt out!

2/09/2010 – Google Buzz: We read all your emails and chat sessions and formed a list of people you talk to the most often. And then…we showed everyone! No, you can’t opt out! Hey everybody…guess who this guy’s been talking to!!

And I’m sure there’s more. The point is…nobody wants what you’re shoveling! Who is telling you otherwise? Seriously…where are you pulling your test groups from, the morgue? I don’t understand why you continue to “innovate” solutions to problems that no one has. Does ANYBODY want to see Twitter content in their search results? If you’re looking for something to solve, how about addressing some of the problems that people have actually been complaining about:

There’s no easy way to track search rankings.There’s no easy way to opt out of dates appearing in SERP snippets–and your algorithm for detecting relevant dates BLOWS.You give us different estimates of indexed pages, depending on how/where we ask:site:www.seomofo.com – 207site:www.seomofo.com (100 results per page) – 33site:www.seomofo.com (show omitted results) – 35Webmaster Tools, Sitemaps, Indexed URLs – 42(Actual number of pages – 31)Your customer service department doesn’t exist.

You used to follow the mantra “launch early and iterate,” but somewhere along the line, you seem to have switched to “launch everything and ignore the obvious.” Is this how you intend to compete with Apple and Microsoft–quantity over quality? How long before we can expect the Google MP3 player to launch?

Here’s a tip…just because 10 million people use Buzz the day it’s released…doesn’t mean it’s a success. All that means is you’ve abused your position in one market to force your way into another. Gee…that sounds familiar…what other big corporation used their dominance in one area to bully the whole World into using a horrible, horrible piece of shit?

AND

In respect to the people who manage Google – and their Geolocation being permanently switched on; and only returning results in your own back yard….

http://www.google.com/support/toolbar/bin/answer.py?answer=166104

REPLIES:

01.

Geolocation? Or targetted ADVERTISING

I mean YES I can see this as being useful…..

But at the same time I am sick of CORPORATION USA – sticking me under the fucking microscope – given that the Mozilla Foundation (Firefox) make about $90 Million from Google and their advertising revenue…

Advertising people doing things to me without my consent or requesting it – are just arseholes anyway.

And 99% of the time this is NOT wanted or needed.

Don’t you stupid people at Google ever get it?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I didn’t ask for you to only provide searches in my own back yard…

Noooooooooooo I didn’t ask you to start fucking with the results that I wanted to get….

AND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I don’t want a GOOGLE PROFILE // or Side Wiki – just to leave a comment….

I do NOT have any Google Toolbar or Sidewiki installed……

Don’t you morons ever give up?

02:

Privacy

Could Google invade our privacy more? I, like Fawn, don’t have the toolbar downloaded. I think we should be able to disable this when and where we would like. I do research often and, at times, I really need it to NOT search the area I am searching from at all. This is a really pathetic way to search. Why should Google get to decide the region my terms will be searched? I, alone, should decide this. I know what I’m searching for and I know what criteria I need to use while searching. How dare Google set a criteria for me and limit my search based on their own criteria? I’m going to use another search engine from now on–one that doesn’t FORCE me to use Region B, United States to gather data when I need to use Region U, Africa. My other option is to use Google search while in an incognito window. I’m still not sure this will allow me to search the way I need.

03:

My Location

I don’t like this feature. I don’t even have Google Toolbar installed and it is still detecting my location. I don’t want this and don’t seem to know how to get rid of it. What a dumb idea. I tried signing out and using Google but it still shows my location. Get rid of this useless feature.

04:

My Location – EPIC FAIL!!! What a useless feature google! Apart from the fact that my location is none of your business, I can no longer search the world wideweb AND there is no Location option in the tools menu for me to change. I am more than capable of refining my search results myself, and don’t need yourunhelpful, unwanted useless assistance that I can’t manually fix!

05:

Can’t stand the fact that I can’t change my location. Just because I live in Malaysia, doesn’t necessarily mean I want to read only Malaysian news. Welcome tothe 21st century Google and globalization…arrrghhhh

06:

location based customization

Quote from google support

‘Therefore, we haven’t provided a way to turn off location customization, although we’ve made it easy for you to set your own location or to customize using a general location as broad as the country that matches your local domain.’

This has to be a JOKE!!!! I try to choose another location and it says that it’s not part of Australia. No kidding…I’m looking for stuff in the US. Think vacation trips…think buying stuff. Enable the disabling feature NOW!!!

07:

My Location = breach of my privacy. . . !

This feature is completely out of order. Google you must listen to your users not your advertisers……… This feature is designed to generate revenue for Google not to make users search results any better. Get this feature removed or there will be a mass exit of users. . . . There are other search engines and you should remember that before you invade your users privacy. I have toolbar and have disabled my location yet on google pages it is still trying to guess my location. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.!

08:

Location of Search Results Are to be determined by the person searching

Google is restricting the search results and defeating the purpose of searching the World Wide Web.

What’s the point of a search engine that doesn’t search the entire web for results throughout the world? If I want to refine the search results based on location I will do so including them in my search parameters as per my requirement/choice. I always look for search results throughout the world for solutions.

This is a Fail Feature making me want to use other search engines

09:

My Location

My location is none of their business if I want to refine my search by putting in location info that’s my choice not yours.

I am very upset that even tho I do not use the tool bar the My location thing is there with no way for me to change that. That is an invasion of my privacy no wonder there are class action suits against you.

You didn’t learn anything with that whole Buzz mess I see. Shame on you telling us how you protect our privacy, when you are selling us out like everone else!!

10:

Firefox users, here is how to turn off your geo location ID

1. Navigate to the site to which you’ve granted permission.

(Actually, I didn’t realize I gave anyone permission to locate me on the map…)

2. Go to the TOOLS Menu and select PAGE INFO

3. Select the PERMISSIONS Tab

4. Change the setting for SHARE LOCATION.

(I chose BLOCK) and opted out.

Didn’t want to quit using Firefox as a browser, so hope this helps someone. Chrome and Safari work when Firefox acts buggy. As a Mac User I stay away from IE. As a PC user we can use IE, but we prefer Firefox for ease of familiarity. Plus it’s an open source and the community rocks with the widgets, plug ins, extensions and support.

So as far as the people who manage Google and their REALLY STUPID mind fuck impositions…

Youtube is – without addblock, element block and other gear – it’s totally up shit creek with the saturation advertising.

Google – or the people who run it – are SO completely and stupidly insensitive to even “screw your head in a vice” style of reality checks…..

And they are soooooooooo invasive and lacking in sensitivity…. like if I don’t want or need a new car, then how does an add for a new car help me? It doesn’t. So how does the logic of sticking 500 adds for new cars in my face, in my time, improve the situation. And how does sticking 5000 car adds in every video, webpage, youtube user content video, etc., etc., etc… improve the grating of the imposition?

It doesn’t – and yet the idiots who run Google keep doing it and they keep on making the impositions more crazy and worse.

Google TV = Pass; and by that I mean watching it, or developing for it.

14 Fuck Google 04.09.11 at 8:21 pm

I have my OWN issues with Google and their bullshit….

They even DELETE all of the entire forums that I post in….

LOL

I won’t go into tirades of frustration – but when doing a search for “Norse Man” – we think you mean “Horse Man”; or looking up (any subject) and then getting all the variants of that in the form of local results….

You mean they think I am too stupid to have the local pizza shop on speed dial?

Or that I can’t enter post // zip codes // city // state // town – locations to narrow my search down?

It reminds me of sales people who when I ask about a specific machine that I need specific parts for, and they keep on talking about all the other stuff they do have on account of the fact that they are too stupid to either not answer the question in the first place OR they like to bullshit on and on and on about stuff that I don’t need or want…..

Google Buzz – I mean HOW stupid do you have to be to create that product AND THEN launch it with all your information, and contacts and settings and privacy blown WIDE OPEN?

I mean FUCK OFF……..

It’s that LEVEL of pure and unadulterated STUPIDITY that pisses me right off; and they they subject humanity to the ideas of total dickheads…..

They are the sort of people in Google doing shit that amounts to walking into the middle of a fuel spill from an over turned tanker and then pulling out a cigarette lighter to see how many tens of thousands of liters of fuel are left in the tanks….

It’s like “Fuck – Don’t you GET IT”…

There are people who take acid and flap their arms and off the 10th story of a hotel balcony they go..

There are people who with bible in hand – climb over all the security fences at the zoo – and into the lions cage – to prove their faith in the lord is stronger than the lions desire to eat..

And then along comes the Genius’s in Google – fucking up everyones life with their “ever so obviously” brilliant ideas.

The Google forum trolls then start to secretly delete the hundreds of posts of really pissed off consumers… who have the balls to call the management of Google on their bullshit.

15 hadrami dah 04.12.11 at 7:33 pm

every one has his own reason to say Fuck you Google but i have many so with all my might i say :
FUCK YOU GOOGLE

16 Yahoo 04.26.11 at 10:58 am

Yahooooooo!!!!! They hate Google!!!! Use Yahoo instead! =)

17 GoogleCrapHater 05.07.11 at 6:58 am

FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!
You took another sunny saturday from my life, while removing your spycrap from my machines. I got enough of you shareholder’s d*ck s*ckers!!! Instead of making money with money, go out and make something serious!
AND NEVER EVER AGAIN STEEL MY LIFETIME YOU DAMN IMMORAL A-HOLES!!! (This goes to M$, crApple, FaceCock and all those other bastards as well!)
My last two cents…

18 marcuz 05.18.11 at 4:29 am

Well hi there folks 😉 i found you lot by ;emm g. yes G. & the query was :i was talking you:google,u arrogant fuck robot spider,in english mother fucker ; and voila i pick the top ranked site/page .
I am livid at the constant guessing of google’s search en that cunt search in en. I live in benelux you c. And here we mostly speak half a dozen languages , wait not just here ,hell everywhere you have foreingners that have a mother tongue other than Dutch. with a ll d ‘cheep’ flights & job opportunities..blha blha : \ yet it offers to translate dutch to english and then again english to dutch.It’s a Fuckin nightmare especially when you find out that your newly downloaded sftware is in a diff lang than what ….; So next you have to learn to do double looped translantions up u’r assy brain. ,by the way ‘Shame on you’ for not being able to read in a foriegn language,G..&
still try to work with this new sft shit… Capish?…
It just is a flawed idea ,process , whatever you geniuses !! There’s an albino Romanian living next door to me & you should hear his dutch .
Try leaning C , or C ++ for that matter in French , ale try that …
i doubt they have a C , ok they do it’s a K for con !… haha

‘Nu ik kan ook bij zetten dat ik geen so een groot lul gaa given aan u G .. ; ) maar laat maar a’ zo !
voila , i think i got it off my chest now, but fuck that it’s the same thing allover again … 🙁 …….

19 commentist 05.19.11 at 12:38 am

I typed “fuck google” on google and here i am. i really hate google with one reason being it stole a lot of money from me with its fucking content network ad placements which ought to be the biggest internet scam ever.

20 Fat Bastard 06.09.11 at 12:58 am

Google also censors non porn stuff just because assholes complain. They put a content warning on my blog simply because of political correctness.

21 google sucks 06.11.11 at 9:32 pm

FUCK YOU GOOGLE! Arrogant bastards! use Yahoo!

22 amcik osman 06.25.11 at 1:05 am

Google is the biggest PONZI scheme

23 fuck 06.28.11 at 6:44 pm

fuck google and every faggot that loves them ,i really would shoot them if i could

24 Vigoratus 07.06.11 at 5:53 pm

yes agree… fuck google for so many reasons !

but now let’s get down to a point guys… just stop completely to use google and yahoo as well because it is now owned by the same group oh not to forget bing lol

25 Joe 07.13.11 at 7:05 pm

Yes–use yahoo or bing—Fuck Google!!!!!

26 JR 08.10.11 at 3:15 pm

FUCK YOU google bitch! google don’t give a FUCK about our financial situation! As longs as they are making their gazillions of dollars, they don’t give a shit if they penalize, suspend, pending, or even the FUCKEN “THIS LOCATION IS NOT CURRENTLY SUPPORTED” FUCK YOU GOOGLE, FUCK YOU GOOGLE a GAZILLION TIMES! I was only maintaining my bills with our google local listing, and now for no FUCKEN reason they knocked it off, with no explanation. Now I have no income and about to be in the streets living in my car, FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!!!! I hope a fucken lightning bolt hits all their fucken servers and burn to hell, with no recovery ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU GOOGLE BITCHES.

27 Borg 08.25.11 at 7:51 pm

Anything involved with google (including yahoo, mozilla and so on) should be abandoned completely. Need a new search engine? Try ixquick they can use all the support they can get.

Google = CSR in the movie ‘I Robot’. Movie quote: “…CSR, always shit’n on the little guy.”
Google = the robots in the cooky, yet ironic movie called ‘Eyeborgs’ as corny as the movie might seem, it is ironically interesting how Google has grown into one massive eyeborg-like entity don’t you think?

I could go on of course and make contrasts forever and a day, but I’m sure many, many of you get the picture. Screw the corporate flogging and help create more economic competition by abandoning the shackles and chains of the corporatist ignorance that hold global peace and development hostage..

Some may disagree with what I’ve said, but quite frankly I don’t give a crap. You’re welcome to dwell in your own little bubble like all of the little drones packing around their texting devices who think they’re so cool with their androids, GPS and smart phones. Keep letting big brother into your personal lives which is none of their damned business. Just remember, if you’re not part of the solution you are part of a continually and exponentially worsening global problem. Keep downloading your Google Apps. When shit hits the fan don’t bitch, gripe or complain – you asked for it.

28 Steve Job 09.11.11 at 7:13 am

fuck you google! You are a big company but do things like cowards!
I hope someone will replace you like you replace yahoo.

29 Bill Gates 09.15.11 at 9:30 pm

Please, FUCK GOOGLE.

30 Jessi 01.10.12 at 8:45 pm

I was OK with google to be honest…until now.

My breaking point came when they forced us to use a Gmail account for our Youtube pages, and as of now I have not the slightest clue how to get onto the one I have been using for the past 3 or 4 years. It isnt just about a making a new account. It’s about the fact that you now HAVE to use google or they’re basiclly saying “FUCK YOU, NO YOUTUBE FOR YOU LOYAL FAN……unless you get a Gmail of course.”

Well you know what….Maybe I wont make a Gmail and just NEVER UPLOAD ANYTHING ANYMORE. I’ll still use youtube to illegally download but other than that, FUCK YOU GOOGLE!

31 Fuck The Google 01.27.12 at 12:47 pm

i liked it “Fuck you Google*.”
i would rather prefer to say to all hackers “FUCK the GOOGLE!”, let the Google make to forget Web and Internet.

32 valters 03.01.12 at 10:30 pm

fuck google, welcome back altavista
im not sure who owns altavista…

33 Lord Fuckity McFuckit 03.02.12 at 12:25 am

I just ran up behind Google and surprise fucked it right in the ass. I am only returning the favour and it didn’t even seem to notice.

Fuck You Google

34 stupopt 03.03.12 at 5:02 pm

I just cancelled my google account, who THE FUCK do they think they are, now i cant use you tube, well the truth is i CAN, just cant use favourites, big deal can still use it, so UP YOURS GOOGLE…. WANKERS…. these big corporations who incidentally don’t give a fuck about you except how they can make buckets loads of cash out of you, can easily be FUCKED, if everyone and i mean lets stick together, EVERYONE cancelled their account tomorrow and after all it only take a minute, and don’t be a BIG BABY, you lived without it for hundreds of years, if EVERYONE cancelled their account they would have no choice but to listen to WHAT THIER CUSTOMERS WANTED, Sorry but of course they don’t see us as CUSTOMERS only a bunch of ignorant people who they can make buckets loads of CASH from…. Wake up and be your own person, think for YOURSELVES, don’t be a SHEEP, follow your instincts, not the other Tossers, and cancel your google account tomorrow…. THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE…. and google will have to listen to us or its BYE BYE GOOGLE, it really is that simple NO CUSTOMERS, NO GOOGLE, TOGETHER WE WILL DO IT….. when we win this battle there are plenty more….. how about the 80 pence tax on a litre of petrol in the UK, that means the price of a litre of petrol is actually only about 60p even though we stupidly pay about £1.40 a litre, are we dickheads or what, no we are not, so lets PROVE it STICK TOGETHER….. Anyone can break a single twig its easy, not so trying to break A hundred, that can be done, but its ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to break a whole nation STICK TOGETHER AN WE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD……….

35 whothefuckcares 03.05.12 at 10:23 pm

FUCK YOU GOOGLE ! Damn illuminati owned corporation! New World Order oriented biased company ! Our privacy is NONE of you god dang beezwax ! DROP DEAD all of you at Google !

36 me 03.31.12 at 5:20 pm

yeah fuck google from me too

37 me 03.31.12 at 5:21 pm

I like to ban google on my web pages with a NICE message to google

38 Shannon Jacobs 05.21.12 at 11:08 pm

Today’s question was “Why should I install Google Drive?” Google’s answer was… Nothing, and no way to ask. I wasted quite a while looking for the answer or even for a way to ask the question. Does that strike you as an unreasonable question?

Every day and in every way, the google is getting a little more evil.

By the way, I didn’t blame the google–until I discovered that they hat become the #1 purchaser of lobbyists among tech firms. The ONLY point of lobbyists is to find the cheapest politicians to bribe to produce the worst possible laws–and now the google is just one of the game riggers.

39 kadi 05.22.12 at 6:48 pm

fuck google and fuck you all mothefockers fuck everything,, but you know what it’s just doesn’t matter

40 Rachel 06.25.12 at 11:22 pm

Switch to DuckDuckGo for all your internet searches. They don’t track you at all. I wouldn’t touch Google search with a 10 foot pole.

41 jajaja 06.30.12 at 7:29 am

they are tyrannical freaks, but hey you all know what you need to do, stop supporting their services and stop running their scripts and apps at your websites if you own one.

fuk em you dont need them.

42 BigDickMalone 08.27.12 at 1:40 pm

Google can suck a fat hairy dick!
I’m so sick and tired of them pushing formats on the normal every day user!
WE THE PEOPLE, have no fucking say on how we can view the browser we chose to use!

FIRST! it was the god damn side bar taking up space, that I never fucking use, and had to hack my own fucking browser to get rid of!

SECOND, NOW EVERY TIME I TYPE IN MOVIE in the fucking search bar I’m FORCED FED a fucking slide show of movies that are related FUCKING FORCE FED MEDEA PROPIGANDA!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SEARCH RESULTS YOU SON OF A BITCH??!

FUCK GOOGLE!!!
I’M GOING WITH BING NOW!! FUCKING HELL, AT LEAST I GET SEARCH RESULTS AND NOT FORCE FED SOME BULLSHIT !!!!

FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!
GO TO HELL AND DIE OF AIDS!!

43 Chris 09.26.12 at 11:32 pm

Google unfortunately has become very full of themselves through the years. Have you ever tried doing a basic search to anything on Google lately. The top pages is full of websites that are paying them to be there not actual content. The new Google Shopping is a joke as well. Supposedly to make a better buying experience for consumers. The only thing you see on there now is ebay and no offense to ebay but I want to buy from a real company not someone selling junk they found at a garage sale.

44 Fuck Google 10.05.12 at 3:04 pm

Trying to search with a keyword but not getting the latest, Google Mother fuccker showing me some old content of May 2010 on first page, where is the fucken wise update? Basterd engine.

45 Ill Bill 05.03.13 at 1:09 am

Apparently EVERYONE enjoys being electronically sodomized by this conglomeration of half-wit wanna-be tyrants known collectively as Google.

Otherwise you would do more about it than just crying amongst yourselves on weaksauce sites like this.

Nothing will change unless you drop the “internet tough-guy” angle (it doesn’t work, if you haven’t noticed), and start getting in their faces – physically.

Same goes with this two-bit government, comprised of Marxist slogs and ever-lying shit stains.

46 spyonyourownhole 05.21.13 at 8:59 am

According to my research, Google is a Government sponsored spy operation designed to collect data on every human on earth. The information collected on you is then sent to NSA and archived. Every keystroke you make, every link you click on, every seach you perform is stored and recorded. They plan on using this collected and stored data to collapse the economy of the United States of America as we once knew it. At the highest levels of our Government, Google has ties with those who have influence and power. Rumors abound that the so called CEO is a double agent for Nazi land and also works for our “Homeland” and has offered mob money to keep the G men at bay so they can continue to rape and pillage its customers. The Adwords program is a clever way to scam advertisers out of billions of dollars in fraudulent marketing. The Adwords business model is built upon the fact that less than 10% of the people who click on an Adword link, actually click through and become a customer to the business trying to grow and add customers to its data base. Its is the biggest electronic scam ever invented. The CEO of Google has close ties to the Communist Party, roots in Nazi Germany and the gangsters from Chicago.if you want to avoid the spying eyes of Google, try Startpage.com. Fact or Fiction? Do some research and then decide for yourself.

47 Chris 09.07.13 at 5:03 am

Wow! 4 years after the original post. Please read on. Google is now operated by the customer. All their sites (YouTube, Facebook etc) are monitored in the name of national security. Bullshit! 091101 waz a false flag incident to obtain oil and opium a precious metal also (can’t remember the name but it’s in all cell phones and worth billions). All nay sayers answers this? How do buildings fall at free fall speedwhen they clearly have resistance? Listen to first arrived reports and fireman

48 ROBERTO 10.20.13 at 9:18 am

YEAH!!!, FUCK GOOGLE, INTERNET & ALSO FACEBOOK!, BUT MOST OF ALL, FUCK YOU ALL PEOPLE!, YOU ARE AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK! SHIT HOLE FUCKERS. I AM NOT A RACIST BUT, YOU ALL PEOPLE, THAT MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT THIS & THAT, YOU ARE ALL MOTHER FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKERS! SHIT HOLE FUCKERS.

49 ROBERTO 10.20.13 at 9:31 am

BigDickMalone, so why are you using Google then? YOU STUPID! DICK HEAD! All you have to do STUPID!is, Get read Google on your fucking computer & make a wished to your fucking nigger personality if you could download Google in your fuckin’ filty fuckin’ ass! COCK SUCKING ASS HOLE SHIT KICKER REDNECK SHIT HOLE FUCKER! GO TO HELL YOURSELF & COMPLAIN TO SATAN ABOUT YOUR STUPID COMPLAINS SO HE CAN BLOW YOUR YOUR FUCKING STUPID BRAINS OUT! YOU DUMMY! LOL!!!

50 google admin 10.20.13 at 9:15 pm

yes… FUCK US!!!! We suck!!!!

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