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	<title>Comments on: Orville Redenbacher False Advertising</title>
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		<title>By: Cindy</title>
		<link>http://www.werty.net/2009/01/orville-redenbacher.html/comment-page-1#comment-144601</link>
		<dc:creator>Cindy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I ended up here because I did a search after having the same problem with store brand kettle corn. Couldn&#039;t figure out why my mouth felt so funny after eating it until I looked at the ingredients. I didn&#039;t realize they were doing it to things not labeled diet. I guess me and my horrible vision are going to have to start really reading labels more, even on the stuff that seems like it logically wouldn&#039;t contain anything bad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I ended up here because I did a search after having the same problem with store brand kettle corn. Couldn&#039;t figure out why my mouth felt so funny after eating it until I looked at the ingredients. I didn&#039;t realize they were doing it to things not labeled diet. I guess me and my horrible vision are going to have to start really reading labels more, even on the stuff that seems like it logically wouldn&#039;t contain anything bad.</p>
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		<title>By: mclisa81</title>
		<link>http://www.werty.net/2009/01/orville-redenbacher.html/comment-page-1#comment-144303</link>
		<dc:creator>mclisa81</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I experienced the exact same reaction tonight. I just bought the above mentioned kettlecorn. I ate some last night and I noticed an aftertaste. I thought a little about it, but then dismissed it saying I&#039;ve never eaten microwave kettlecorn so I&#039;m not sure what it should taste like. Tonight I had it again. This time I could not resist the urge to get the box and read the ingredients. I&#039;m used to seeing the words &quot;light&quot; on the outside of items that usually sends up a flag to me that they have the &quot;fake&quot; sugar in them and I stay away. I guess I&#039;ll just have to look closer from now on. I can&#039;t stand the aftertaste this leaves. Needless to say, I won&#039;t be buying the kettlecorn anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I experienced the exact same reaction tonight. I just bought the above mentioned kettlecorn. I ate some last night and I noticed an aftertaste. I thought a little about it, but then dismissed it saying I&#039;ve never eaten microwave kettlecorn so I&#039;m not sure what it should taste like. Tonight I had it again. This time I could not resist the urge to get the box and read the ingredients. I&#039;m used to seeing the words &#034;light&#034; on the outside of items that usually sends up a flag to me that they have the &#034;fake&#034; sugar in them and I stay away. I guess I&#039;ll just have to look closer from now on. I can&#039;t stand the aftertaste this leaves. Needless to say, I won&#039;t be buying the kettlecorn anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: RedWing442</title>
		<link>http://www.werty.net/2009/01/orville-redenbacher.html/comment-page-1#comment-144179</link>
		<dc:creator>RedWing442</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 02:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bet if you take sucralose (a.k.a. Splenda) and mix it with gasoline, it would make some hella good napalm, we&#039;ll call it Splenpalm. Splenda is about as natural as Brittney Spears boobs. I feel so bad for poor ol&#039; Orville. It seems like everything ConAgra touches turns to shit. Banquet chicken ain&#039;t been edible in years. I hope in his next life he takes my Splenpalm recipe and burns down some sucralose plant in South America. R.I.P. Orville, we miss your honesty.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet if you take sucralose (a.k.a. Splenda) and mix it with gasoline, it would make some hella good napalm, we&#039;ll call it Splenpalm. Splenda is about as natural as Brittney Spears boobs. I feel so bad for poor ol&#039; Orville. It seems like everything ConAgra touches turns to shit. Banquet chicken ain&#039;t been edible in years. I hope in his next life he takes my Splenpalm recipe and burns down some sucralose plant in South America. R.I.P. Orville, we miss your honesty.</p>
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		<title>By: werty</title>
		<link>http://www.werty.net/2009/01/orville-redenbacher.html/comment-page-1#comment-141791</link>
		<dc:creator>werty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, sucralose most go! Seriously if you want eat less calories, then eat less food/sugar, but keep your shit real.

The thought of sucralose gets the weird feeling/flavor on my tongue. So gross.

I do not each much popcorn but next time I am at the store I will buy a bag/jug of popping corn and give it a try. What heat setting should I use?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, sucralose most go! Seriously if you want eat less calories, then eat less food/sugar, but keep your shit real.</p>
<p>The thought of sucralose gets the weird feeling/flavor on my tongue. So gross.</p>
<p>I do not each much popcorn but next time I am at the store I will buy a bag/jug of popping corn and give it a try. What heat setting should I use?</p>
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		<title>By: Uncle Speddy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Uncle Speddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Trose! I&#039;ve been MICROWAVE popcorn free for over 6 years now. You should just make your own! Get a decent 3qt pot and lid, some olive oil (walnut oil is best but $) and pop your own with a bag of good white, yellow or natural(colored) corn.
I had the same feeling (got ill) from the Sucralose. Even got a migraine, and puked once. Nothing like a sweetener that is 600x profitable to the maker and 600x worse than real sugar.
I found a &quot;low Sugar&quot; maple Oatmeal (Wegmans). Didn&#039;t see anything about artificially sweetened (its in the ingredient list, at bottom but no LARGE BANNER). I got a refund after hurling out half a nuked packet. 
No thanks. Stick your Sucralose (I swear humans are dumb...you are what you eat) up your pie hole, sweetener manufacturers!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Trose! I&#039;ve been MICROWAVE popcorn free for over 6 years now. You should just make your own! Get a decent 3qt pot and lid, some olive oil (walnut oil is best but $) and pop your own with a bag of good white, yellow or natural(colored) corn.<br />
I had the same feeling (got ill) from the Sucralose. Even got a migraine, and puked once. Nothing like a sweetener that is 600x profitable to the maker and 600x worse than real sugar.<br />
I found a &#034;low Sugar&#034; maple Oatmeal (Wegmans). Didn&#039;t see anything about artificially sweetened (its in the ingredient list, at bottom but no LARGE BANNER). I got a refund after hurling out half a nuked packet.<br />
No thanks. Stick your Sucralose (I swear humans are dumb&#8230;you are what you eat) up your pie hole, sweetener manufacturers!</p>
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		<title>By: Jonathan Clarke</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jonathan Clarke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like the Wertrose rant-style post too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like the Wertrose rant-style post too.</p>
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		<title>By: nicole</title>
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		<dc:creator>nicole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow. hatin&#039; on poor, old, dead orville. i&#039;ve got some nice popping corn from farmer john that i will happily donate to your cause. pop it up, melt some butter, throw in a little salt and sugar and all will be right in the world again.

i do love a good george-style rant however...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow. hatin&#039; on poor, old, dead orville. i&#039;ve got some nice popping corn from farmer john that i will happily donate to your cause. pop it up, melt some butter, throw in a little salt and sugar and all will be right in the world again.</p>
<p>i do love a good george-style rant however&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Nicholas</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nicholas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feel your pain Trose. Funny how people think that marketing means saying anything they&#039;d like and are not held to strict marketing rules. Remember when false advertising meant they would honor the price, now they stick up notes to their windows &#039;protecting&#039; them from honoring the price even though the consumer came out for it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel your pain Trose. Funny how people think that marketing means saying anything they&#039;d like and are not held to strict marketing rules. Remember when false advertising meant they would honor the price, now they stick up notes to their windows &#039;protecting&#039; them from honoring the price even though the consumer came out for it.</p>
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		<title>By: Colin Carmichael</title>
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		<dc:creator>Colin Carmichael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah, semantics.  The popcorn &lt;b&gt;IS&lt;/b&gt; naturally sugar-free since it doesn&#039;t naturally contain any sugar. They&#039;ve just added un-natural sugar to naturally sugar-free product... they&#039;re using a former state of the product to market it.. kinda like labelling your hamburger &quot;naturally breathing&quot;  Hmmm.  That doesn&#039;t make you fell any better does it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, semantics.  The popcorn <b>IS</b> naturally sugar-free since it doesn&#039;t naturally contain any sugar. They&#039;ve just added un-natural sugar to naturally sugar-free product&#8230; they&#039;re using a former state of the product to market it.. kinda like labelling your hamburger &#034;naturally breathing&#034;  Hmmm.  That doesn&#039;t make you fell any better does it?</p>
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