Here you go:

There were 24 searches for the week ending 01/28/06 for Werty dot net at http://www.werty.net.

Here are the top phrases searched:

 - 3 for "robyn bewersdorf"
 - 3 for "shoes"
 - 3 for "tiffany teen"
 - 2 for "[ blank query ]"*
 - 2 for "ertgohghkoyphjkrh"
 - 2 for "nextdoornikki"
 - 1 for "clear all songs from my ipod"
 - 1 for "reset ipod"
 - 1 for "shos"
 - 1 for "sometimes a man has to accept his lot in life and search the internet for tiffan"

 I will probably end up doing monthly search updates… maybe more if i was not such a lazy sack of fun.

- 5 for "robyn bewersdorf"
- 3 for "luis"
- 3 for "tiffany teen"
- 1 for "battery reset ipod"
- 1 for "brick"
- 1 for "chicago apartments for rent"
- 1 for "dead face ipod mini"
- 1 for "deleting songs"
- 1 for "flowers"
- 1 for "hold"

Happy New Year. I spent mine in Chicago, and got sick the day after and have been sick since.

Hope all is well with anyone who visits.

I got a sweet Xmas gift from Google. They wacked my rankings on lots of terms…sad days ahead.

There were 7 searches this week:

- 1 for "adult" (HOT!)
- 1 for "free themessex" (no clue)
- 1 for "tiffany" (YES, miss tiffany teen)
- 1 for "tiffany teen themes" (see above, but even creepier because someone wants a tiffany teen theme for their computer??? stalker alert!)
- 1 for "triangle with exclamation" (ipod related?)
- 1 for "triangle with exclamation point" (ipod part two?)
- 1 for "will i lose songs if i reset my ipod" (nope, you should be fine, at least for the hard drive based ipods, not sure about the nano, since that uses memory vs a hard drive. It is liek resetting your computer, and should not effect any songs, although it will not remember where it was when it was reset, and you might lose the mobile playlist if you were using one, other then that you should be golden)

After my massive updates this week, I will try and stay more in touch and post more often…TRY, not like it matters.

Anyhow, much love to all of you and have a good christmas break, take some time off and shut off your computer… I have one week of downtime coming and I am looking really forward to it, even though it is cold as hell in Chicago. Bears Game on XMAS, Bears Game on news years day…superbowl sometime in Jan?? (c:

- 3 for "tiffany teen"
- 2 for "how to remove an album from ipod"
- 1 for "[ blank query ]"*
- 1 for "3"
- 1 for "empty ipod menu"
- 1 for "hard reset ipod"
- 1 for "ipod"
- 1 for "ipod catalog"
- 1 for "loading music to ipod"
- 1 for "megan qt"

19 searches for the week ending 12/03/05:
- 2 for "the menu button on my ipod 20 won t work the songs wil play and stuff but if i w"
- 2 for "tiffany teen"
- 1 for "alma chua"
- 1 for "duplicate master"
- 1 for "dynamism"
- 1 for "georges healthy asspop was in kansas once"
- 1 for "holy fucking shit"
- 1 for "it froze and still do anything"
- 1 for "menu button mim ipod"
- 1 for "menu button mini ipod"

There were 21 searches for the week ending 12/10/05:
- 6 for "tiffany teen"
- 4 for "candybardollmaker3"
- 3 for "how do iget songs fromother peoples itunes"
- 1 for "batery cecek"
- 1 for "battery"
- 1 for "i pod"
- 1 for "restore factory"
- 1 for "tiffan teen"
- 1 for "tiffany"
- 1 for "tiffany teen blowjob"

Tiffany Teen is the winner again. So much a winner that I wrote a page about her, it links to some other info about Miss Tiffany Teen and icludes links to a forum who has members that went to high school with Tiffany teen.

Today will be my big monthly content update…a day that comes along once in a while where I go nuts and catch up with some things in my life.

Here are the top phrases searched week ending 11/19/05:

- 2 for "ipod mini help"
- 2 for "tiffany teen"
- 1 for "battery"
- 1 for "battery exclamation"
- 1 for "candles"
- 1 for "emily hamner"
- 1 for "fricken"
- 1 for "ipod"

Here are the top phrases searched week ending 11/12/05 :

- 3 for "charging ipod"
- 3 for "tiffany teen"
- 2 for "i had to many folders so i decided to delete one of them but it ends up thats th"
- 2 for "ipod"
- 1 for "cum guzzling asian teens"
- 1 for "door nikki"
- 1 for "drawing"
- 1 for "frowning face"
- 1 for "i had to many folders so i dicided to delete one of them but it ends up thats th"
- 1 for "ipod help"

- 3 for "googledance"
- 3 for "how to delete songs of my ipod mini 1st edition"
- 3 for "reset my ipod"
- 3 for "tiffany teen"
- 2 for "how to delete songs of my ipod mini"
- 2 for "mini"
- 2 for "photo to sketch v3 0"
- 1 for "airsoft video"
- 1 for "bragada"
- 1 for "gmail"

Here are the top phrases searched week ending 10/29/05:

- 3 for "about languages on ipod mini"
- 3 for "klioliue"
- 3 for "tiffany teen"
- 2 for "how to delete songs on mini ipod"
- 1 for "about ipod mini language"
- 1 for "about language"
- 1 for "ben franklin bobblehead dolls"
- 1 for "cigarette butt burrito recipe"
- 1 for "como si dice porn seo in canadian"
- 1 for "constant reset ipod mini"

Here are the top phrases searched week ending 11/05/05:

- 5 for "transsexual"
- 4 for "tiffany teen"
- 2 for "ma am"
- 1 for "adult dvd"
- 1 for "adult dvd now"
- 1 for "airsoft guns"
- 1 for "armu"
- 1 for "army"
- 1 for "delete all songs from ipod"
- 1 for "ever so sweet"

In other news I went through some boxes, found all of my painting supplies and will hopefully start painting again… If I paint anything I will post it on here.

I am also in the process of building one of the most brilliant things EVER… we will see where it falls/lands, stay tuned for news on that!

Here are the top searches for the last week 10/15/05:

- 6 for "tiffany teen"
- 2 for "click wheel not working"
- 1 for "[ blank query ]"*
- 1 for "ben franklin superhero dolls" (interesting search)
- 1 for "change language"
- 1 for "como si dice sex tape in canadian" (NICE)
- 1 for "fix the click wheel"
- 1 for "fuck boys"
- 1 for "heavy"
- 1 for "ipod dead face" (this is a new one)

- 3 for "next door nikki"
- 2 for "ipod mini disk write error"
- 1 for "a folder with a warning sign"
- 1 for "double size"
- 1 for "drunken canadian travel club"
- 1 for "net door nikki"
- 1 for "phil flash"
- 1 for "pitchers on hacking"
- 1 for "poker"
- 1 for "rada"

So what is the news… nothing much. I slept like a corpse yesterday. Like 16 hours of straight sleep…I was worthless.

We have a long weekend coming up, and I am not able to make it to my friends wedding…I wish I had more days off of work, or less work to do while I am there…

I bought this crap keyboard from the futureshop, for like 9.99 and the "b" button is flaky on it, so I always ended up not typing B's when I hit one…I hate it…but I refuse to buy a new one, unless this bad boy mysteriously breaks…

I will be speaking down in Vegas next month on Niche Marketing and Microsites…I have a bit of research to do, but plan to provide some killer info on how to convince your users that you are an authority, which should allow most small business to diversify their income sources and hopefully catch some whales along the way.

Anyone else noticing that google adwords has become a huge bitch lately? I am trying a few different techniques to overcome their new system…i read a unch on it, and it still seems that there is no clear cut info on how their "adrank" algo ranks your ads…it seems if you go in too strong they expect that to be your starting point…my theory is to go low and increase your bids as time goes on… There may also be other solutions available which rely on the BS foriegn traffic that they can send you…which will inflate the CTR which give you some extra boost across the more expensive US network…an interesting theory but requires further testing. I wouldlove to hear discussion about the topic…

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 1 for "[ blank query ]"*
- 1 for "0 cool"
- 1 for "3 for tiffany teen"
- 1 for "900"
- 1 for "appliance repair"
- 1 for "caper"
- 1 for "caper herman miller chair"
- 1 for "mark tahiliani"
- 1 for "megan qt"
- 1 for "novaform elite"

In other news it looks like some one is getting it…on film:
Britney Spears Sex Video Tape

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 2 for "next door nikki"
- 1 for "110444"
- 1 for "alien5"
- 1 for "ass lickers"
- 1 for "bill"
- 1 for "delete songs from ipod"
- 1 for "gamera"
- 1 for "ipod test"
- 1 for "kgjkuy"
- 1 for "megan qt"

There were 21 searches for the week ending 09/10/05 for Werty dot net at http://www.werty.net.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 3 for "games"
- 3 for "zcvnnbvvcz"
- 2 for "outlive demo"
- 1 for "ass"
- 1 for "chicago"
- 1 for "como si dice rimjob in canadian"
- 1 for "delete all mini ipod"
- 1 for "eurotrip"
- 1 for "format ipod"
- 1 for "god johnson"

There were 23 searches for the week ending 09/03/05 for Werty dot net at http://www.werty.net.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 4 for "condoms"
- 2 for "my wang goes limp for you"
- 1 for "cheese curd sandwich"
- 1 for "chicago"
- 1 for "do not disconnect"
- 1 for "fernandez"
- 1 for "ipod mini"
- 1 for "ipod mini menu button work"
- 1 for "itunes problem with ipod connected"
- 1 for "millenium"