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Werty

I have not updated this site in a very very very long time. I have been very busy of the last few years rehabbing an old storefront into a house and building a business.

This about sums it up: My prized werty.net coaster stuck to my glass the other day and fell and shattered. How sad. That is similar to this site.

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If you live in some sort of building with a metal deck, over the years it will probably start to develop rust spots, and eventually peels and chips.

Mine had poor drainage so water would sit on it, collect and eventually rust the metal. Parts of it were starting to flake so I knew it was time to get it taken care of.

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My Roomba 550 Review

September 16, 2010 · 7 comments

in 2010,Reviews

I have had my eye on the Roomba for a while, and have read many reviews. I was not fully convinced to try one, until I saw my first cleaning experience in person when my business partner purchased his refurbished Roomba from woot.com.

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Birds Singing at 2am

March 12, 2010 · 4 comments

in Werty

I am still up from the night before and working at my business partners house, and we started to hear birds sing???

This is crazy it is not even 2am here.

I made a similar observation years ago in this post about birds singing early, but that was at 2:45. They are getting earlier.

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Since the first month of the new year is coming to an end I guess I should wish everyone a happy new year, that and check one of the second checkbox on my blogging checklist on my New Years Resolution.

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One of my many fans (3-4 out there) requested information about a product I own called a SodaStream soda maker. For those of you that do not know what this is, or why you would want one let me tell you.

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As you know, I am no stranger to reviewing Dyson products (Dyson DC14, Dyson Air Multiplier). I have always been fascinated by the way they look and I love that they brought a cool (a yellow vacuum is cool when the rest are grey) and functional design into an industry that never seemed like it was going to be updated.

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One Tail at a Time

November 12, 2009 · 0 comments

in Werty

Just wanted to give a quick shout out to a charity I support: One Tail at a Time Chicago. One Tail is a dog rescue that is in Chicago and run by a couple of great people who love dogs. Every Easter and Christmas they do a photo shoot with dogs to raise money for their shelter.

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I have not update this in a while, and there are quite a few reasons for it, but here is a quick update for anyone who cares.

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Toaster Fire

June 29, 2009 · 7 comments

in 2009,WTF?

I decided to make eggs and toast for lunch today, and nearly burnt down my house… well not really, but I did end up ruining my toaster oven and made a mess in my kitchen.

Toaster Fire

Here is how to properly start and put out a toaster oven fire:

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I have been very stressed out. There has been a lot going on lately, and it has been forever since I updated.

It seems like I am no longer in control of my days. They just come and go and stack a large pile of whatever it is in front of me. Enough to keep me busy or annoyed and with my "eye no longer on the prize".

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Officially an Old Man

August 21, 2008 · 5 comments

in 2008,Werty

So I turned 30 the other day (I have an August 19th Birthday)and this blog turned roughly 6 years old. Thanks to the peeps who took me out to dinner!

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I actually have had this for a while, but I figure it is time to tell my LOYAL readers:

Werty on Twitter 

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I'm a Monster

April 21, 2008 · 4 comments

in 2008,Werty

nikon 028

Just a quick little update.

  • I have been working out a ton. Reader/s, BUY yourself a pullup bar!
  • I have been working a ton. Needs a vacation.
  • I finally am done with taxes and stressful leftover shit from my disaster of a move.

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I had to file my moving claim today. That stressed me out/ angered me beyond belief. I used citysearch to find a mover and got tr0s3d.

A bunch of my shit got damaged…

Then I had some talks about taxes.

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If you celebrate st. Patrick's Day, hopefully you are seeing double right now instead of reading this POS.

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Over The Top Busy

March 2, 2008 · 4 comments

in 2008,Werty

Ever since I moved back to the city I have crazy busy. I have been working some long days…like 10am until 1:30am… last week I went a bit crazy and was up until 5 am 2-3 nights brainstorming some new ideas, as well as re-addressing some old ones. One night I laid out plans for 6 sites, including logo ideas, slogans, and community features.

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So it has been a long time since I have updated things around here… a long time. Anyhow I am semi moved in… I just moved back to the city. I like it a ton so far, but I miss a few things about the burbs…

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 Triple H.O.T. / Horace O'Donal Turner III was born 11:50 PM, January 7, 2008, son of Michael Turner, known link builder and SEO.

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Last Post of 2007.

December 11, 2007 · 5 comments

in 2007,Werty

2007 was Heaven, 2008 Shall be Great.

So it has been quite a while since I last updated this thing.. I have been ridiculously busy as of late… here is some updating:

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4 more of my friends just had themselves a set of babies!

Darren and Nora bring you DMD – Dominic Michael Dalasta:

dominic.jpg

Martijn and Hye Sung bring you Quinten:

quinten-1week.jpg

Congrats to the 6 of you! Werty.net baby spam wear on its way (c:

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Today I turned 29. It was the same as 28 but with a wicked hangover.

I went out last night to a Lithuanian Restaurant, had amazing food and tons to drink. Then played some darts and was hoisted in my chair 29 times. Today I felt the pain of last nights events, and swore off drinking for at least 24 hours.

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So today I had enough emails from Mr. Barack Obama and I decided to unsubscribe from their email list. They asked for a reason so I gave them the following:

  You have my vote, quit emailing me.

-the trose

I am awesome.

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Review my blog

May 8, 2007 · 0 comments

in 2007,Werty

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They have a sense of humor…

I was forgot I scanned this awesome picture the other day. It is from the anti static bag they put a laptop in (you can see my laptop in the background). It shows some helpless little cartoon character who had enough of the living world, and is deciding to enter the dying world. The little shit puts a bag over his head, and chokes himself with his hand.

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The End is Near

April 8, 2007 · 4 comments

in 2007,WTF?,Werty

Apparently we do not have much time left on this earth…

Last weekend I received a Good Housekeeping Magazine (april 2007 issue) from my sister as some sort of weird surprise. There is a woman on the cover who lost 102 lbs and I thought my sister was trying to hint that I am a some sort of fat fuck… which I don't deny.

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SEO Baby Boomers

April 8, 2007 · 3 comments

in 2007,Werty

Congrats to Darren & Nora!

You know, werty makes a great name for a boy or girl.

Sami and Maria have yet to name their little baby boy, but last I heard Sami voted for wërtÿ which is Finnish for werty. Time will tell.

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Xmas in March?

March 29, 2007 · 2 comments

in 2007,Werty

I decided to celebrate steak and blowjob day a few weeks late this year, and I celebrated it myself…

And no, I did not eat a steak or perform fellatio on myself,  but I did pamper myself with some things I have been wanting.

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So What's New?

March 23, 2007 · 1 comment

in 2007,Werty

Things have been crazy for me. Work is going well and I have been really busy, which is good.

Some big news has happened for some friends of mine. A few nights ago my son Sami and his gf Maria had a sweet baby boy. They have yet to name him, which is a common thing in Finland (so they say??). Little Werty is quite cute. I am convinced if if keep calling him that it may stick.

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Let me start the review by saying I am getting paid to do it. This only motivates me to do the review, the opinions in the review are indeed my own. Like most of the sites I review I will pick apart the various things I hate or like about it more so than some fluffy this is what the site is about…on that note Halloween Express is about costumes, Halloween and otherwise.

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In the last 12 months I have ordered 5 computers from Dell, 3 laptops and 2 desktops. I did all of this ordering through their small business department and have been treated like a king with each order. Not only have they treated me great when I am ordering their customer support has been superb as well. Here is a breakdown of some of the orders:

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FedEx Sucks

March 3, 2007 · 33 comments

in 2007,Werty

Yeah I know I bitch a lot, but I do not care. This little rant is about why I think FedEx sucks…

So as you may have read I was in Canada for about 5 days and I was expecting a new computer to arrive. Dell built it too fast! Anyhow it was sent via FedEx and I made arrangements so that they would not leave it on my porch while I was gone.

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Oh Canada?

March 3, 2007 · 2 comments

in 2007,Werty

Last week / weekend I was up in Canada visiting some old friends that I have not seen for a long while. It was one certain dudes birthday, and I got to see one of my favorite Goldschlager guzzlers. This trip was pretty awesome. I got to see Rae spend money like some sort of high roller, got to visit people and got to get my drink on.

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To kick things off let me say that this is a paid review of the site JustSayHi.com and new free dating website, but the opinions expressed here are my own.I want to make this review of value to the reviewer so instead of talking about the product or service I will actually critique the site based on my experience.

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Trose and The Wolf

February 6, 2007 · 4 comments

in 2007,Werty

I was interviewed by Michael Gray aka GrayWolf the other day for his series on local search.

I am actually not to experienced with pushing a tiny brick and mortar via PPC, but will gain more experience with it in the next month or so when I have to promote my dads sweet site (built by me!!) Naper Valley Masonry – Naperville Masonry. That will be an interesting experiment.

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So as you may or may not know, my last name is Kepnick, and I have been trying to research my family history for a while, and one Kepnick kept on popping up, Brad Kepnick. The best part about this Kepnick is that he is a second rate actor who has been in the following tv shows and movies:

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So I am wondering if I am just a pussy or what, but it seems like everytime I shovel the snow my back is a little tweaked the next day or so.

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Pardon Tank Johnson

January 22, 2007 · 4 comments

in 2007,Werty

Dearest Governor, Rod Blagojevich,

I ask that you pardon bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson so that the Chicago Bears have a better chance of winning this year’s Super Bowl.

As you may or may not know, Tank Johnson was charged with probation violation and is not allowed to leave the state of Illinois without permission from Judge John J. Moran, JR. (Sports Illustrated Article)

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Blockbuster, I am calling you out for being idiots in regards to your online marketing strategy.

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Should I get a Dog?

January 8, 2007 · 9 comments

in 2007,Fun,Werty

I have been thinking a lot lately about getting a dog and have been running the various scenarios through my head wondering if I am ready for the commitment it would take to have a dog.

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So the events that happened in the last few days have been fucked to say the least. I will list them in order of weakest to craziest:

1. I got sloshed last night and actually closed a 4am bar… it has been a while since I have done that, and although it was fun while it was happening, I "paid the piper" today.

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I was pleasantly surprised this morning when I found out I had a pending review at ReviewMe.com. I was asked and paid to review Aaron Walls SEO Glossary. I have been to it before, thought it was valuable and accepted the offer. Here is the paid review:

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When a B list blogger tags a D list blogger does that bring them up to the C list? Just kidding Awall

So there is a game of tag that is going around the "seo blog" network and I was tagged on it. The path went like this:

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Required Reading For All

December 14, 2006 · 3 comments

in 2006,Werty

My friend Mikey sent me a link today before signing offline and telling me to "eat a dick, cockmaster"

The link was to this site called Violent Acres and I have been reading through it for the last 45 minutes or so and find it great.

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This is more or less an update post talking about things that have happened in the last week or so, plus a couple of interesting photos for the end.

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Trose On South Park?

November 20, 2006 · 5 comments

in 2006,Werty

I found a link to a page that lets you make a South Park character that looks like you. Here is mine:

trose.gif

What do you think?

Also lets see what yours would look like.

Here is a link to the website that lets you make south park characters.

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I am back from pubcon with some fun stories to talk about and numerous pictures and videos I need to post.

In the meantime I just wanted to say I was able to meet a few of the people I set out to meet including the following:

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For those of you who run a home office and occasionally need to send a fax I have found the following solution to be a really cost effective one, and will only cost you around $10 in fees to set up and should be enough to send around 90 faxes for that $10, which for me is more than a years worth of faxes. You will need a computer, a printer, and a scanner for this to work properly. Right now I see a mix of companies allowing faxes or email attachments, and I am guessing one day all "faxing" could be done through email attachments and for "free".

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Graywolf posted this list on his site this morning and I was shocked to see myself on there… anyhow I will follow up with the list of people I would like to meet. I am not sure if they are all going, but I would like to meet them either way:

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I was at the gym tonight and had my ipod shuffle with me as per usual…I was on an elliptical machine and had been on it for around 17 minutes so my heart rate had stabilized at around 150 BPM. A pretty calming orchestra type song came on there that was just steady and smooth, kind of upbeat and happy and my heart rate dropped to about 147bpm.

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incomplete potential

October 31, 2006 · 0 comments

in 2006,Werty

Random notes for later in the form of a poem:

cookie cutter consume
finger pointing f(r)iction
signed by the author
size does (not) matter
calling god mother

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Do you remember how people used to be so angry with all the AOL cds that would be free in the mail and magazines and all that? Here are some links if you forgot: http://www.nomoreaolcds.com/ and http://www.aolcollecting.com/ .

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I woke up this morning (or early afternoon if you want to be technical) and decided to make coffee. I usually drink some Earl (of) Grey Tea and brew it kind of dark, and that gives me a nice amount of pick me up. Today I opted for coffee which I rarely drink and I almost jump kicked through the ceiling. What a difference that makes.

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I got a kick out of this email. I signed up for health insurance when I moved back to the wonderful US of A 6 months ago. Oddly enough I have never been to the doctor or anything along those lines since I returned, so I was thinking it would be something about how to actually get what you are paying for out of the shitty insurance that I bought…to my suprise is it was an email trying to upsell me on 2 services that I could purchase through eHealthInsurance.com and actually had nothing to do with my BlueCross BlueShield policy I signed up with. Sneaky little pricks.

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Being

October 15, 2006 · 1 comment

in 2006,Werty

sit. stare. dissappear.
daydream. overflow.
my costume doesn't fit.
watch it grow

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Just if you wondering If I changed this site to be only about dyson vacuums I have not… sure it seems that way but that is not true.

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Meat Coma

October 1, 2006 · 1 comment

in 2006,Werty

The Meat Coma.

I guess I coined the phrase meat coma on 8.26.06 at 11:07am (Chicago standard time)

The meat coma can be defined as the tired state a person is put in when they consume too much meat.

Usage: Wow those three steaks were delicious, but I think I am slipping into a meat coma.

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Rock En Seine Paris France

September 13, 2006 · 0 comments

in 2006,Werty

In Paris, Aaron and I went to this giant rock festival called Rock en Seine, which was held in a suburb of Paris accessible by the subway, or by a taxi. It was miles outside of the downtown area and would be holding a large outdoor music festival with probably 40-50,000 ticket holders. It seems like both the planners and the city of Paris did a shit job preparing for this huge musical event. Here are some examples of why Paris needs to remove their head from their ass if they plan to have a successful outdoor music festival again:

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Happy Birthday to Me

August 19, 2006 · 4 comments

in 2006,Werty

So today is my birthday. I just turned a whopping 28 years old.

Last year I spent the weekend in Toronto with my Sister and her BF Suhail.

This year was a little less eventful, but the day is still young.

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I got a call this morning from my grandparents nursing home saying that my grandpa had problems and was being sent to the emergency room. As usual they were rather vague with a description of the situation so it left me with numerous questions.

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So I was busy working when I got a desperate IM from world famous SEO, Aaron Wall. It went something like this*:

Aaron: Hey buddy, how are you?
Trose: Kinda busy, can this wait 5
Aaron: no, i NEED you help (left the mispelling in for authenticity)
Trose: not again?
Aaron: I need links, desperately
Trose: Don't you have enough already?
Aaron: Please, just one from werty.net, no condom.
Trose: Gross dude

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So I am back from SES San Jose 2006, and I got to say the coolest thing I found there were the Google AdWords Radio Ads… holy shit, I think this will be revolutionary in both technology as well as earnings potential. I think there will be some great opportunity there for what the locals like to call arbitrage.

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Blogs with a Face

August 5, 2006 · 0 comments

in 2006,Werty

I recieved an email the other day letting me know I have been added to a site called Blogs with a Face
which I thought was kind of odd, so I checked it out and looked to see whate it was all about.

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I found this site called Pimp That Snack through some talk on another blog, and the site is brilliant. Pretty much it is how people make larger sized items of their favorite foods.

An example is someone wanted to make a larger than life style ROLO candy.

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Scraper Sites?

July 14, 2006 · 0 comments

in 2006,Werty

Hosts : 13056 Known, 2085 Unknown (unresolved ip)
11186 Unique visitors
Pages Hits Bandwidth
c-71-201-204-241.hsd1.il.comcast.net 2101 3153 26.40 MB
mgir.mginvestorrelations.com 1008 1008 43.82 MB
ev1s-209-85-32-65.ev1servers.net 957 957 36.12 MB
mgir2.mginvestorrelations.com 949 949 36.31 MB
web4.helpinghost.com 923 923 34.83 MB

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Outside the box

July 13, 2006 · 5 comments

in 2006,Werty

I was reading today at the digitalpoint forums a thread called "quadupled my CTR thanks to DP members", and a member there reveiled that he has increased his ctr by 4x… but he caught my attention because he posted screenshots… so I read on and saw the weirdest site I have ever seen.

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My friend showed me this new desktop organitaion prototype that is supposed to be coming out. It is not created yet, or picked up on an OS, but it looks very MAC.

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I am not one to care about much of anything, but I have been hearing about net neutrality a bit over the last few days and did not realize what a big deal it is and how it can effect the lives of me and many of my friends.

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I was reading Gregs blog the other day and ran across a picture of Rae and Bob Saget…IN BED. Now I thought that was a little weird but I knew she was a big fan of his…and once made a page about how much she loved him

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I feel warn down after a week of traveling. camping, consulting, and being pampered. I feel physically and mentally tired but I feel like I have seen and lived more in this last week then in the previous 20 odd years of my life. I learned a lot about myself and I think a lot about others, or at least the way I do, or should interact with them. I had lots of time to reflect on myself and the situations I wind up in, found happiness, loneliness, sadness, and fulfillment all in the same week.

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I switched to feedburner tonight after taking a long time to switch over. Links can be found on the right or here:

http://feeds.feedburner.com/werty

I may as well plug Rae's feedburner interview while I am at it.

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So it has been a while and I have been a pretty busy boy. Other then moving and unpacking/packing/cleaning etc I have been up to a bunch of others things:

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Here is a standard recap of the last few days and a general update of life:

Tuesday I had a nice chat with my boss and we pretty much wrapped up what will be going down in the future and I was quite pleased with the way things have turned out.

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Strange Dreams

February 25, 2006 · 5 comments

in 2006,Fun,Werty

I have had a notepad on my desk which I am in the process of cleaning, that had various notes and things that I wanted to blog. So now I am cleaning my desk and instead of throwing out my notes i am actually writing about the things.

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Weekend Recap & Update

February 12, 2006 · 0 comments

in 2006,Werty

This was a short weekend. Most are these days…the time just flies on by and it ends up being Monday and we just go and repeat the same thing as last week… suxors.

Well here is my recap of the weekend:

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Joined technorati

January 30, 2006 · 0 comments

in 2006,Werty

Here is my Technorati Profile. I am totally 2.0 now. I had to do this to claim my blog, LAMERS

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So this blog finally has been updated to wordpress v2.0. I have been dreading the update for a while, but when my rankings tanked in December, and Mikey offered to help, I felt now was the time. I plan to play around with this for a while and see where everything goes. I will have to re-organize all of my old post, and give them new titles and categories, but it should be awesome. I will also be experiementing with various types of plug-ins and tagging that is available. Either way this is a good move and I am looking forward to see where this thing goes.

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Happy New Year

January 16, 2006 · 2 comments

in 2006,Werty

Here are the top phrases searched week ending 12/31/05:

- 3 for "tiffany teen"
- 2 for "adult skateboards"
- 2 for "ipod video reset"
- 2 for "tiffany teen images"
- 1 for "[ blank query ]"*
- 1 for "change my ipod"
- 1 for "change my ipod to english font"
- 1 for "change to english font"
- 1 for "cunt"
- 1 for "how to 30g ipod"

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Here are the top phrases searched week ending 12/24/05:

- 5 for "robyn bewersdorf"
- 3 for "luis"
- 3 for "tiffany teen"
- 1 for "battery reset ipod"
- 1 for "brick"
- 1 for "chicago apartments for rent"
- 1 for "dead face ipod mini"
- 1 for "deleting songs"
- 1 for "flowers"
- 1 for "hold"

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The Werty Store

November 30, 2005 · 4 comments

in 2005,Werty

I finally set up a cafepress store.

It can be found by going to werty.biz or by cafepress.com/werty.

There is no markup on any of the items, I would just be happy to see someone wearing one someday. If I do find you wearing one, you will surely recieve a drink in return.

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Here are the top phrases searched:

- 3 for "next door nikki"
- 2 for "ipod mini disk write error"
- 1 for "a folder with a warning sign"
- 1 for "double size"
- 1 for "drunken canadian travel club"
- 1 for "net door nikki"
- 1 for "phil flash"
- 1 for "pitchers on hacking"
- 1 for "poker"
- 1 for "rada"

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Rate It All Blog

July 4, 2005 · 0 comments

in 2005,Werty

Congrats to Lawrence over at Rate It All – online ratings of anything you can think of.

It looks like he added an update blog.

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I was in the need for a new bed and I decided to splurge a little and get a memory foam mattress. I have been researching foam mattress online for quite a while and have heard mostly good things about visco-elastic memory foam mattresses. All was good with these except for the price. Lucky for me my new job gave us Costco memberships…so I checked out there site and saw that they had Novaform Memory Foam mattresses in their online catalog. With a little bit more research I decided to purchase one. I would have gotten it right from the costco store, but they only had queen size beds, and I wanted to stick with a full/double size since all of my bedding was already that size.

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Test post (43 things)

January 24, 2005 · 0 comments

in 2005,Werty

I am doing 43 things.

This site is pretty cool, I learned about it on threadwatch.org.

By 20 second summary. It lets you create lists of things you would like to do and talk to other peoples or read feedback on people who think it was worth doing. It is kind of cool from a motivational standpoint… I dunno either way they are worthy of a werty.net link.

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By the request of a few individuals werty dot net has officially opened its comments up for unregistered users. Now all three of my readers may reply to threads…

FYI "black hats" this will be crap ass blogger comments and do not count as backlinks… either way leave what you want because I am a officially a link whore.

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Phil Flash did it again, the man known for bringing you Tiffany Teen, Next Door Nikki, Megan QT, Princess Blueyez and Seanna Teen has launched a new site called The adventures of Phil Flash.

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This is my wonderful herman miller mirra chair, this thing saves my ass and my back. My review of the herman miller mirra chair is two thumbs up!

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macular degeneration

January 2, 2005 · 1 comment

in 2005,Werty

This is just a reminder to myself of the name of something. I talked to my Mom today for a little bit and she told me that she was at the eye doctor and was diagnosed with macular degeneration. It is some sort of eye problem that leads to distorted vision, then blurred vision, then partial blindness it seems like… I am pretty worried about this, and I am uncertain how far along she is with it… hopefully it is the early stages and it can be stopped with proper combination of vitamins…

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The herman miller areon chair is a marvel of technology. I recently purchased mine at office designs for 649.99, and even got free shipping.

Buy your Aeron Chair Online, and use coupon codes Save50 or Save75 to save $50 or 75$ off your next order.

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Update: A one year review of my Herman Miller Mirra Chair.

Herman Miller did it again. I loved my aeron chair and I love my Mirra Chair. It is like a baby aeron, but I think it feels a little bit better, and is avalable in more colors, and costs about 200 dollars less.

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The I-Duck is an amazing way to store you documents or files for safe keeping and travel from work to home… Just another reason why Japan is winning the war on technology.

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What a week it has been

October 29, 2004 · 0 comments

in 2004,Werty

Man i have been a mess lately, barely sleeping and things liek that. I got myself a few new clients. One of which is:
Free Sports Picks – Sports Betting & Sports Handicapping Picks

Other then that nothing that huge has been going on…well nothin ghuge has actually happened…lots of smaller things that could lead into HUGE things on their lonesome.

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Adult Industry News at Movixo.com Porn DVD Rental: " 19-year old Biology Major Yen Hoang and Junior Emily Hamner, a 21-year-old government and politics major are the latest college coeds to strip it all off for the pages of Playboy Magazine after a six-year absence of campus girl pictorials. The spread features over 30 beautiful women from the Atlantic Coast Conference appearing in various states of undress, some of whom prefered to use pseudonyms to for the sake of privacy. In fact, despite appearing in the buff for all the world to oggle, some of the girls declined to be interviewed after appearing in Playboy. "

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The purpose of this image is to out rank jenn for Brett Tabke.

Mr Brett Tabke

I think I should rank higher for Brett Tabke, because this picture is Brett Tabke and I (werty).

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I might have to do this… I have been meaning to look over my life and figure out all the things that have happened. Sometimes I get to carried away in the present to remember the past…I hear this is a good thing, but at the same time I feel like a I am missing a big piece of the pie.

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These seems like a sweet little plugin for firefox… it helps you put weather in the status bar of firefox…no more going to weather.com or my.yahoo.com to find the current conditions…NICE.

thank you mikey

mozdev.org – weatherfox: index


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Resume keywords: Four tips to get your resume noticed!

Interesting article on how to get more "hits" to your web based resume.

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Light Weight Low Tech CSS Tabs

I still need to make soemthing like this one of these days…just a reminder for when I actually go ahead and do it…

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I ordered this garbage can about a week ago, it arrived at the office today… and the horror story begins.

I just moved into my own place and I am "pimping in out". It is pretty swanky thus far and I needed to get a garbage can that would fit my styles. I checked Target, as well as Target.com and the can they had fell short of my expectations, especially for the price they wanted. EEEEK!

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October 13, 2004 · 0 comments

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This photo shows both areas of damage. Look at the center bottom and the center top.

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October 13, 2004 · 0 comments

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damage to the ring of the garbage can

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October 13, 2004 · 0 comments

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Close up of the damage to the center piece of the can

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October 13, 2004 · 0 comments

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This box should be flat…this shot shows the damage it had during shipment. Way to go Overstock.com.

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October 13, 2004 · 0 comments

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The box of my broken trash can…look how the crease goes all the way to the top…looks like the boxed was crushed in shipment.

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October 13, 2004 · 0 comments

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A piece of my broken Hailo Trento Pedal Waste Bin

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Creating a generic Site-To-RSS tool

This is a pretty sweet tutorlial on how to create an RSS feed for your site, by scraping data….kind of crazy…and pretty smart…I am wondering whos content I should go out and grab (c:

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So there is some new product I heard about today on the news… it is called Hushbaby. I guess Hush baby is a cd that you can play to your crying baby and it is supposed to help that child calm down and stop crying. Hush baby is available online at www.hush-baby.com

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phpOpenTracker

Just another note to try this out…I am interested if this can compete with hitbox or keyword max…

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Excel Spreadsheet Viewer:

September 27, 2004 · 0 comments

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This is a sweet little program that allows you to view Excel files witout having to have excel.

Download details: Excel 97/2000 Viewer: Spreadsheet Files

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This is just another reminder for myself to read if i ever happer to have some free time. It contains many good links to AI and usability and all that good stuff. WOOOO

Information Architecture Research

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Zipcode Look Up tool

September 24, 2004 · 0 comments

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A co-worker sent me this tool int he mail today. It is pretty cool, it allows you type in any zipcode and it will give you the location on a map…the neat thing is when you start adding the first number it shows you the whole section of the US that uses that specific zipcode prefix… Pretty crazy, but pretty cool
ben frys zipcode tool

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So I have a bunch of friends who are going to Spain for:Webmasters in the Sun 2 SEO Network. I was invited, but do not have a passport(yet), money(yet), or time off work. BOOOOOOO

I am sure it will be a blast and the things they will be talking about are 100x more important then the shitty site I am optimizing at work )c:

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It has to have been a few months, but my grandpa was put into a nursing home. His legs would go out on him and he would hit the ground. Not Good. Well he has been going through therapy, gotten used to a wheel chair, things like that and is doing a bit better. There is a rumor that he will be able to come home in a few weeks. Now normally i should be happy about this, but I think it is really bad. Him and my grandma live in a standard chicago style bungaloo, if you do not know the style, there are stairs that lead to the main florr, and stairs that lead to the basement. The doors are small and it will be hard for a wheel chair to manuver around…not good. I guess it would make sense if my grandma was ripped like little richard sandrak, but she is not. So I do not know how they are going to handle all of the problems of getting him in and out of the chair, up and down the stairs, etc. etc. etc.

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Allright..so there has been numerous things that have been going on in my life. The thing that has been clouding my mind lately has been three weeks of backpain.

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Wertrose the Professional

September 20, 2004 · 0 comments

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Dear Exposed Brick,

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add this to my buddies

September 20, 2004 · 0 comments

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http://www.martinibuster.net/

So my friend martinibuster, a fellow webmasterworld "warlord" has started a new blog..I am going to link it once I update my right hand nav…thats a fact.

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This is really an amazing article about how people view a website and how their eyes travel across a page, and onto ads, photos and text. It may help you when designing a site, or when you are attempting to add advertising to an existing site. Some of the pointers may be worth a 2-5% increase in your clicks… now to apply this to some of my $ites (c:

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Here is a link to a pretty sweet guide to some CSS secrets. I am pretty much book marking it so I can look at it again in the future… enjoy it, and may your web pages look awesom ebecause of it!

Ten CSS tricks you may not know : evolt.org, Code

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Window Pinner

This program is pretty sweet, it allows you to keep a program on top of other windows, so you do not have to switch between programs every time you need to do a little task such as use the calculator…

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Search Engine Survey

August 16, 2004 · 0 comments

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My friend, Sid, has just launched a
search engine survey.

It's a basically a survey designed for internet searchers, asking them
about their preferences and opinions on search engines. The results he says will be
tallied and published on the 14th of November being freely available to the audience
for any usage.

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So my buddy Jake got me into playing Texas Holdem, and I started to play all the time. A few buddies and I decided to make a Texas Holdem table and we have been searching to get nice casino quality poker table felt. I have no idea where to look, I would like to feel the poker table felt in person before I placed an order to some online poker supply store. I dunno, If anyone has some suggestions leave me a comment.

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Pocket Kangaroos: smallest penis in Chicago:

It has come to my attention that I currently work with the smallest penis in Chicago. Through various sources at Google, as well as Ali at Blue Lithium, this story has been confirmed many times. In fact, the only positive thing said about this young gentleman came from an unknown lady at Baci Pizza.

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Monthly recap?

August 10, 2004 · 0 comments

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Yeah yeah yeah… it has been a while since I last posted, but I have been swamped.

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August 10, 2004 · 1 comment

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The heart of the bean aka Cloud Gate at Millenium Park in Chicago, Illinois

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August 10, 2004 · 0 comments

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Another Millenium Park shot of the bean.

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August 10, 2004 · 0 comments

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Cloud Gate Statue – Millenium Park Chicago

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August 10, 2004 · 0 comments

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Millenium Park Chicago – this is a photo of the inside of the cloud gate, aka the bean.

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August 10, 2004 · 0 comments

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Werty and Google Director of Technology Craig Silverstein

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August 10, 2004 · 0 comments

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stundubl, danny sulivan, werty. Three boys of SEO

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August 10, 2004 · 0 comments

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Werty and Matt Cutts. Many people think Matt Cutts is googleguy, but he is not.

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August 10, 2004 · 1 comment

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werty and orkut sitting in a tree

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August 10, 2004 · 0 comments

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San Francisco in the fog.

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August 8, 2004 · 1 comment

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I found a website about Ronald Reagan called God-Bless-America.us

I'm not sure what to make of it. It's got a big banner at the top with Ronald Reagan's picture on it. But it's called God Bless America. It even has the lyrics to God Bless America. Who makes this stuff? What are they trying to accomplish offering Ronald Reagan quotes on a website called God Bless America?

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Prog – Page Rank Search Engine

My memory lasts like 12 seconds, so I need to blog this.

It allows you to check pagerank at the same time you search google. Kinda cool…I wonder how soon before google changes their PR checksum?

word

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Some pretty decent moderator advice about a link drop:

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Google AdWords FAQ

July 29, 2004 · 0 comments

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Google AdWords FAQ WOW what a great resource!

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CSS Design: Creating Custom Corners & Borders: A List Apart

Just a note to look into this.

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Free Menu Designs – e-lusion.com Free CSS Menus

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CSS, Accesibility and Standards Links

This is a sweet site full of CSS info…just putting it here so I have access later to it when I have trouble using CSS, or need to get CSS templates or somehting like that.

Weekend/month end re-cap sometime this week…hopefully.

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This guys site is pretty awesome, and this is really something I would like to get into… the arial panoramics are simply amazing.

Kite Aerial Photography by Scott Haefner

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Since the New 20gig and 40gig ipods have been released they marked down the generation 3 ipods. SO get these new generation III Ipods on sale.

Apple IPOD15 Personal Music Player - Stores 3,700 Songs
Apple IPOD15 Personal Music Player – Stores 3,700 Songs

15 Gig Apple iPod
Now only $198!!

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This is a nice way to make forms look a bit nicer then the standard boxy types.

This is a pretty easy way to set up a CSS style sheet for a blog

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My friend Jake has made a glossary with the definitions of numerous SEM Terms. SEM stands for Search Engine Marketing, what I do for a living. Enjoy the SEM Glossary:
SEM Glossary: Definitions of Commonly used SEM Terms (broken link removed 3-6-06)

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Ecademy – The E-bomb ?????

Just blogging this so I remember to read it later on. Crazy STUFF

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So my sisters boyfriend has a Chicago SkateBoarding company.

The best skatepark in chicago is the Wilson skatyepark, located at Wilson and Lakeshore. In no way is it a substitute for skating authentic street spots in chicago, but if you enjoy skating transitions, specifically cement transitions, it is the best in Chicago.

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July 14, 2004 · 0 comments

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these are pixtures of a chair i am selling

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This is a link to my friends godzilla models & gamera models website. I have not talked to him for a while, but we talked today and it was nice.

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BIBA

Born: November 9, 1977
Height: 5'6'
Weight: 100 LBS
Major titles: Balkan Champion-Mixed Doubles, Yugoslavian Champion-Single 2x
Hobbies: skiing
Favorite athlete: Vlade Divac

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My Sisters boyfriend has started a new skateboard company called Adult Skateboards. I guess they are going to be old school designs, meaning they are like older shaps; wider, fishtails, etc, but with cooler modern designs. I think they are made to appeal to people who have skated for years and want something different. You can chekc out his site by going to the following URL:
Old School Skateboards at Adult Skateboards dot com.

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I am not sure what just happened, but I felt something weird that lasted for about 2-3 seconds. The windows were shaking and the ground was vibrating. It was very strange, sounded like someone ran across my roof. I did some searches on google, but could not find anything. Maybe tomorrow I will hear more about it. Either way it was very Interesting if I want I could worry a ton about it, but I won't.

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Werty on the Go

June 27, 2004 · 0 comments

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This is my new moblogging site…one day i will get a camera phone and put stuff here…until then I just wanted to link to it so I do not forget.

Werty on the Go

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So I checked my yahoo mail and Mandi had written me this. I posted it here for the sake of creating more wonderful content for my blog.

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So it is saturday night, and I am at home watching television when I flip past home shopping and return to it when I see something about the TV that was on.

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Puke: Bad night
werty: NEOs?
Puke: yes
werty: nice
werty: was that girl there?
werty: also lunch at 11:30
werty: ?
Puke: i don't remember any of it
Puke: last i remember is CHRIS and i yelling at a cab driver that he was going the wrong way, then us running
Puke: i don't know how i got hoem
Puke: i woke up at like 10 and just yelled fffffffffuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
Puke: i don't know where CHRIS is, he may be in bed still
werty: are you at work now?
Puke: yes
werty: uhmazing
werty: drink water
Puke: i don't know why or how i rode my bike here
werty: are you still drunk then?
Puke: yes
Puke: i fell over this morning when i got out of bed
werty: you should have called in sick
werty: oh god…. you sir are an idiot!! what were you drinking?
Puke: beer
Puke: whiskey
Puke: i know, if i wasn't drunk, i may have been smart enough to call in sick
werty: send a pic, i bet you look amazing
Puke: oh, i am sure i do
Puke: good thing i don't have to leave my desk
werty: excellent
werty: i am posting this to my blog and editing names
Puke: sweet

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Free Long Distance and Conference Call software:
"Skype is free and simple software that will enable you to make free calls anywhere in the world in minutes. Skype, created by the people who brought you KaZaA, uses innovative P2P (peer-to-peer) technology to connect you with other Skype users. If you are tired of paying outrageous fees for telephony, Skype is for you!"

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Avatar maker

June 23, 2004 · 2 comments

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Portrait Illustration Maker – Let's make an original icon!! This site helps you make all those avatars that you have seen all over the message boards and what not. I need to work on one for myself… I started abd came up with the following:

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Coppermine Photo Gallery
Read about this on webmasterworld. I will probably install it sometime in the next YEAR! maybe this weekend. I am feeling a nerd fest coming on!

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Internet Archive: Live Music Archive

Holy crap this site is pretty cool. I ran into it by accident. What it does is allow you to download 10,000 different live performances of bands, pretty awesome!

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Dynamic Text Replacement: A List Apart

I am going to have to play with this, sometime in the near future. This woul deliminate the need to create graphics for numerous things… it could really make a site pretty!

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June 22, 2004 · 1 comment

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I did some modeling earlier this year for the cover of this video. It was finally released. I should start recieving royalty checks shortly. I cannot wait, as I could use the money!

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Fri – work, food (bbq), booze
Sat – JACK SHIT! Other then order tons of books from Amazon!
Sun – grandparents house, bbq, fathers day, bowling, mikeys bday, sleep
Mon – work, workout.

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June 20, 2004 · 2 comments

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The birthday boy.

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June 20, 2004 · 0 comments

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Normal looking LBE bowling.

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June 20, 2004 · 0 comments

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Blurry LBE bowling.

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Dean. (this is a cool looking picture)

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June 20, 2004 · 2 comments

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Mikey, Andrea and Sean.

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June 20, 2004 · 0 comments

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James and Andrea get "FREAKY"

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June 20, 2004 · 0 comments

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This is me bowling. Look at the fancy footwork and terrible posture.

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June 20, 2004 · 0 comments

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This is James keeping score

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June 20, 2004 · 0 comments

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This is James bowling

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June 19, 2004 · 0 comments

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oh lookie, my lips…

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June 19, 2004 · 0 comments

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more visual feedback

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June 19, 2004 · 0 comments

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more of the same. visual feedback

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June 19, 2004 · 0 comments

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some old fashioned visual feedback

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June 19, 2004 · 2 comments

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me looking pissed. i found a shitty webcam that i had. whoopde-do

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CHICAGO HOT GLASS

So I was watching this show about Chicago tonight and saw that there is a place in Chicago where you can learn how to blow glass…this is something I have always wanted to try. Anything involving heat I love; lost wax casting, forging, welding, and now hopefully glass blowing.

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Map of the chicago pedway

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June 13, 2004 · 0 comments

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This is a "sweet panoramic" of Niagra Falls from the Canadian side of the falls.

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Larger Than Life

June 11, 2004 · 1 comment

in 2004,Art,Werty

These are pictures of a sculpture that I made about 16 months ago. The first is a detail shot of the piece and the second is a "user perspective". The project was called "larger than life" and it it put you in the shoes of a giant monster. You viewed the world through a fisheye lens which distorted your vision to look like you were hundreds of feet tall. There were headphones and a soundtrack which including "godzilla like sounds" as well as gun shots and helicopters.

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June 11, 2004 · 0 comments

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I have no idea how old this picture is, but it is pretty cool looking. I am sure I messed with the contrast to get that effect.

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June 11, 2004 · 0 comments

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This is a terrible graphic I made in college, and it will be the theme of my weeekend.

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This is a painting I did about a year ago, it was actually the last good painting that I created. I had to do one assignment since then, and i thought it was terrible, then I started working full time and have not touched a brush since. It is pretty sad actually. One day I want to start painting again. i think I burn most of my creativity at work…

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June 10, 2004 · 0 comments

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Allright this photoblogging this is brilliant. This is from a trip 2 years ago to Oregon.

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June 10, 2004 · 0 comments

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I bought a flash bracket for my Nikon 4500 hundred. It allows me to bounce light which is pretty awesome. Hopefully I will start posting more pictures now that I have it.

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I think it was two weeks ago, I heard a loud crash come from the kitchen. I went in to see what it was, and saw that the onion attacked the young sprouts.

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So I was using my ipod at work today, a song come on that i did not want to hear and I hit the next button. Well my ipod locked up and just froze.

Anyhow i searched google on "how to reset an ipod 40gb" and came up with nothing but crap answers, then finally found the apple manuals:

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His name is Casey Ryan!

So a coworker just set up a blog, he is a really grand guy and I wanted to give him a link. His brother and I think it would be funny if we "google bombed" him into coming up for "douchebag named Casey". So there is the link. Click it and enjoy.

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Factory Tours USA

May 27, 2004 · 0 comments

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Factory Tours USA

This site is pretty cool, it lets you find out available factory tours in your area. I wish Chicago had some better ones, but going to see how harps are made would be kinda cool.

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A Photoshop tutorial for photographers

I just wanted to bookmark this for later use. I plan to shoot many more pictures and get back into photography a bit.

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So yeah, i went to a nerd convention (SES Toronto) in Canada. It was a blast.

Scored some new contacts and clients

Got to see Niagra Falls. It ruled

Got to ride the subway and trolleys.

I got drunk and hit on a girl who worked at google.

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I have been watching all these brilliant streaming TV stations, since I still do not have a television.

here is one called ghostrider:
http://205.188.234.35:8086/;stream.nsv It is some guy going 250 kph on a motorcycle being chased by cops, zipping in and out of traffic and lots of other crazy things. You can see more info at: www.ghostridermovie.net/

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this is the bag I am thinking about getting, the links are just so i can get a discount with it.

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Here are some ebag coupon codes to get free shipping, money off, 20% at ebags.com, just follow the link and they will apply it to your shopping cart.

Free Shipping, 110% Price Guarantees, and Free Return Shipping at eBags

Customers Receive 10% Off & Free Shipping

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Enjoy 15% OFF your order at eBags.com

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New Laptop Purchased

April 28, 2004 · 0 comments

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So I just bought another new laptop. This time I bought an emachines M6805. It is pretty sweet, much larger than my last and chocked full of features.

I wanted to test out to see if any of the pixels were burned out and I used the following site:Dead Pixels Test. All is good.

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I have been busy with work.
I am trying to start getting a social life again.
I want to start working out at least 3 times weekly. I gained like 5 lbs in 2 weeks…and it was not good weight.
I have had a small headache for a few days.
I am going to be getting a good size tax refund this year…now I will have money for crank and whores…
I am thinking of buying property…like a condo or 2 flat… It is kind of scary, but kind of smart at the same time…rent is a waste…the only downside to buying a place would be living there for X length of time.
I might just save a pile of money and invest it in something stupid…maybe nanotechnology (joke…nanotech is actually the future)
fantasy-sports.com is for sale
werty dot net is now a PR5, kinda funny considering it is a piece and I do very little to optimize it
A while back I posted a spammy posting to a girls site who was selling a horse trailer…it ended up ranking high for all illinois trailer searches and sold…someone made 10g's from it…it was not me, but cool either way.
I will change this layout of this site at some point…if I can get help with the CSS conversion.
I fall in love twice a day
Chai tea is the drink of the gods
I cut back on my drinking
Chicken and waffles is a great meal
I am going to toronto in like a month, and cannot wait…I am craving a break
I have a little bit of saving now and want to blow it on electronics…
I might be getting a free green tinted TV this week from a co-worker.
HellBoy the movie is TERRIBLE
City west theatre is ghetto on tuesdays.
I am ghetto on the weekend.
Anthony logistics hand/body lotion smells damn good
Vitamins will one day rule the world
B12/B6 in turbo doses=healthy mind
It is fun to be a jerk
I hate the blue line
Mornings are for chumps
Reading is good
People are not
I need to start painting/photo/sculpture again.
Hot dates rule
There are 2 types of massages…
Corn Syrup will be the death of us
I won a free song from Itunes
Social Networking is stupid
show me your tits
It is good to have friends
Carbon Monoxide, the silent killer
Things should be cheaper, and we should be paid more
I will never be able to afford a good view
Summer is just around the corner
I need to have a yard sale
I cannot wait to BBQ
I can out shoot 90% of the population(photography)
Based on my experience, blondes can have fun
The glass is rarely empty
My plate is always full

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Jew

April 13, 2004 · 0 comments

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Jew definition at Wikipedia

There has been lots of hype about this and yada yada yada, so I figured I would help out and send a link to the proper sites about Jews.

XcautionX, are you happy now?

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Here are the top phrases searched:

– 39 for "anal leakage"
– 5 for "year of the cock"
– 3 for "[ blank query ]"*
– 2 for "photo"
– 1 for "anal imac paris hilton video"
– 1 for "bolloks"
– 1 for "buying wives with cows"
– 1 for "fart"
– 1 for "piglet"
– 1 for "proper amount of time to wait to start making out again
after puking"

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Here are the top phrases searched:

– 7 for "ive got nipples focker can you milk me"
– 6 for "its time for the percolator"
– 6 for "killed my fucking tits this time"
– 2 for "[ blank query ]"*
– 1 for "barf stew"
– 1 for "fred honeycut sculptor"
– 1 for "how to shag wendi"
– 1 for "ipod sex rough"
– 1 for "massage"
– 1 for "pussy"

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Stuntdubl Land

March 25, 2004 · 0 comments

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Stuntdubl Land

This site is run by guy named Todd, who is from michigan. I met Todd for the first time about a month ago down at the orlando pub con. It was cool, we have been writing back and forth and I just wanted to drop a link to his site.

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