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FedEx Sucks

03.03.07

Yeah I know I bitch a lot, but I do not care. This little rant is about why I think FedEx sucks…

So as you may have read I was in Canada for about 5 days and I was expecting a new computer to arrive. Dell built it too fast! Anyhow it was sent via FedEx and I made arrangements so that they would not leave it on my porch while I was gone.

Oh Canada?

03.03.07

Last week / weekend I was up in Canada visiting some old friends that I have not seen for a long while. It was one certain dudes birthday, and I got to see one of my favorite Goldschlager guzzlers. This trip was pretty awesome. I got to see Rae spend money like some sort of high roller, got to visit people and got to get my drink on.

My Thoughts on JustSayHi.com - Free Online Dating

03.03.07

To kick things off let me say that this is a paid review of the site JustSayHi.com and new free dating website, but the opinions expressed here are my own.I want to make this review of value to the reviewer so instead of talking about the product or service I will actually critique the site based on my experience.

Why (Product)Red is a Scam

02.09.07

Here is another supposedly good cause that angers me. The whole “RED” thing. My summary of it is a bunch of brands joined together, chose a color, custom tailored a product to sell to, spent millions on research, marketing, advertising, etc… and are donating a certain portion (of the profits) to prevent aids in Africa…

Trose and The Wolf

02.06.07

I was interviewed by Michael Gray aka GrayWolf the other day for his series on local search.

I am actually not to experienced with pushing a tiny brick and mortar via PPC, but will gain more experience with it in the next month or so when I have to promote my dads sweet site (built by me!!) Naper Valley Masonry - Naperville Masonry. That will be an interesting experiment.

Brad Kepnick, The missing Kepnick

01.30.07

So as you may or may not know, my last name is Kepnick, and I have been trying to research my family history for a while, and one Kepnick kept on popping up, Brad Kepnick. The best part about this Kepnick is that he is a second rate actor who has been in the following tv shows and movies:

Shoveling Snow & BackPain?

01.23.07

So I am wondering if I am just a pussy or what, but it seems like everytime I shovel the snow my back is a little tweaked the next day or so.

Pardon Tank Johnson

01.22.07

Dearest Governor, Rod Blagojevich,

I ask that you pardon bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson so that the Chicago Bears have a better chance of winning this year’s Super Bowl.

As you may or may not know, Tank Johnson was charged with probation violation and is not allowed to leave the state of Illinois without permission from Judge John J. Moran, JR. (Sports Illustrated Article)

Orville Redenbacher - Back From The Dead?

01.18.07

I decided to watch some Tv while I worked today and about half way into my afternoon I saw one of the most disturbing commercials I have ever witnessed… and spent part of my day tracking it down online. Watch it here.

An Open Letter to Blockbuster Video Marketing Department

01.18.07


Blockbuster, I am calling you out for being idiots in regards to your online marketing strategy.