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There were 13 searches for the week ending 09/24/05 for Werty dot net at http://www.werty.net.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 1 for "[ blank query ]"*
- 1 for "0 cool"
- 1 for "3 for tiffany teen"
- 1 for "900"
- 1 for "appliance repair"
- 1 for "caper"
- 1 for "caper herman miller chair"
- 1 for "mark tahiliani"
- 1 for "megan qt"
- 1 for "novaform elite"

In the last month or so I have been to Barbados, Spain, Germany, Montreal and now back in Canada… I am warn out but energenic at the same time.

Lets break these down by location:

There were 17 searches for the week ending 09/17/05 for Werty dot net at http://www.werty.net.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 2 for "next door nikki"
- 1 for "110444"
- 1 for "alien5"
- 1 for "ass lickers"
- 1 for "bill"
- 1 for "delete songs from ipod"
- 1 for "gamera"
- 1 for "ipod test"
- 1 for "kgjkuy"
- 1 for "megan qt"

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 3 for "erasing files"
- 2 for "gmail id"
- 1 for "adult video clips"
- 1 for "aduolt video clips"
- 1 for "animal"
- 1 for "brin"
- 1 for "bumper car champion"
- 1 for "chicago"
- 1 for "emily hamner"
- 1 for "filthy canadian defectors"

I have this friend Melissa, who was living down in New Orleans and lost everything due to hurricane Katrina. She did however manage to get out of there with her life, and will be moving to Austin, Texas where her work was able to get her a job.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 4 for "sergey brin speedo"
- 2 for "gmail id"
- 1 for "a sweet can"
- 1 for "all ipod minis"
- 1 for "altoids"
- 1 for "birthday"
- 1 for "boo ya"
- 1 for "book maker factory"
- 1 for "busy busy busy"
- 1 for "call me ishmael"

SEO Bumper Cars

Stuntdubl gets OWNED by the Trose

Rae getting Hit from the side

Justin and Martinibuster

This is kind of strange / exciting: A fan of mine sent this picture to me this weekend via email. It is a picture taken a few months ago of me driving down the 401 with Jenn sleeping in the passenger seat. One of my fans/stalkers sent this too me…I had no idea how much of a following I have in Canada. Hopefully nothing too weird will follow.

Danny Sullivan in a Pimp Hat. This is from SES San Jose 2005, after the Yahoo Search Night Off (i think). In discussion over @ googleguys blog.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 2 for "tiffany teen"
- 1 for "[ blank query ]"*
- 1 for "3 for tiffany teen"
- 1 for "check ipod mini"
- 1 for "dirtyrobotskill"
- 1 for "format zen"
- 1 for "manila exposed"
- 1 for "my computer wont recognise ipod"
- 1 for "my usb wont recognise ipod"
- 1 for "next door nikki"

Or so she thinks… She is in the picture of the girls with the cupcakes.
TimeOut Chicago / Caught On Camera
Happy birthday Nicole.

They were watching E.T. In the park. I remember watching invasion of the body snatchers in the park last year…that was a fun time!

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 3 for "[ blank query ]"*
- 1 for "accutracking"
- 1 for "beef"
- 1 for "clickwheel"
- 1 for "folder"
- 1 for "how do i doubble furni in habbo hotel"
- 1 for "how to erase all the music on an ipod"
- 1 for "ipod flashes do not disconnect"
- 1 for "nipple"
- 1 for "reset"

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 2 for "clear ipod"
- 2 for "joml"
- 1 for "[ blank query ]"*
- 1 for "chicago says hello"
- 1 for "ipod will not update"
- 1 for "ipodwont update"
- 1 for "megan qt"

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There were 19 searches for the week ending 07/23/05 for Werty dot net at http://www.werty.net.

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There were 10 searches for the week ending 07/16/05 for Werty dot net at http://www.werty.net.

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Man am I pissed that I got my Mazda 3…because i could have gotten this sweet baby:

"HARLEQUIN EDITION" GOLF

It looks like the flag of every country mixed and matched into a beautiful driving machine. If world peace was a car, she would be a harlequin edition volkswagen golf.

Week of July 3 to July 9
25 total searches, 24 phrases (1 to 20)

I guess there is a new service called ClickStar coming out that has lots of financial backing. It seems to be a download movies before they come on DVD service sponsored by some hollywood heavyweights.

Jenn and I finally made it out to the Guelph Farmers Market this weekend, and I am glad we did.

Usually we sleep in or cook breakfast or one of twenty things that prevent us from going to the farmers market. This week we made it there a few minutes before it shut down and picked up some deals.

Congrats to Lawrence over at Rate It All - online ratings of anything you can think of.

It looks like he added an update blog.

Here are the rest:

There were 3 searches for the week ending 05/08/04 for werty dot net at
http://www.werty.net/.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 1 for "[ blank query ]"*
- 1 for "puke"
- 1 for "yugioh"

I know evceryone loves these searches, but I have removed the search box…it may be time for me to throw down for an atomz paid search so it can index all of my pages…

I was cleaning out my Yahoo! email inbox and found the following:

We all know how easy google maps are to use. they allow you to quickly pull the map around to where you want to go. Well recently google maps opened up its API which allows people to pull data and intergrate other things with the maps.

One really cool example is HousingMaps.

Update - Ian Turner Has been Found details to follow

I have know about this for the last 24 hrs or so, but now we are finally able to talk about it publicly. Ian Turner has going missing and his wife and family plus the SEO community are all looking for him. I have felt worthless since I could not help in anyway. Hopefully someone out there will know where he is and report the info to the authorities. Here is the info that I stole from threadwatch:

So many of you may have seen me taking pictures the night of the webmaster radio party. I am glad you remember this… because I sure don't.

I spoke that day, and dreaded doing so…I think I did a terrible job, did not get to answer any questions and feel my whole presence on that panel was done poorly.

Does anyone out there have a cure for the flu or cold, other than antibiotics?

Everyone at work has come down with something…either the flu or a cold…seems to be the flu, since mine has lasted a good week or so.

I was in the need for a new bed and I decided to splurge a little and get a memory foam mattress. I have been researching foam mattress online for quite a while and have heard mostly good things about visco-elastic memory foam mattresses. All was good with these except for the price. Lucky for me my new job gave us Costco memberships…so I checked out there site and saw that they had Novaform Memory Foam mattresses in their online catalog. With a little bit more research I decided to purchase one. I would have gotten it right from the costco store, but they only had queen size beds, and I wanted to stick with a full/double size since all of my bedding was already that size.

I was sleeping on an air mattress and wanted something a bit firmer that did not deflate as I was sleeping, so I decided to puchase a futon. I shopped around online and had terrible luck…as usual. Shopping online in Canada is a complete fucking joke…it is terrible. The US has it really lucky…you can find something, buy it, and not worry about customs or insane shipping prices.

So lets see what has happened in the last 2-3 months…

Macintosh computers userbase is growing steadily creating a larger market-share thus causing an up-rise with discovery of security vulnerabilities and also the creation of viruses has caused Mac Virus to launch. Mac Virus offers a source to keep tabs on the virus and trojan situations for the Macintosh on both Mac OS classic and Mac OS X, Apple's latest operating system.

People buy everything online, but condoms is one of the things I would have never thought of purchasing. I did a bit of research and a found a nice site about them which had the following info/points:

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Condoms on the Internet

So the trose needs to get himself a car. I am moving and the new place I will be living requires me to have a car. Not like a law, but in order to go to work and the store and such I need one.

I saw this years ago in SPIN or something like "The Top Ten Teen Agngst Films" and wrote it down. I was cleaning up a bunch of shit on my desk and found it. I want to rent them all from NetFlix at somepoint.

BetterBadNews: "Google Pollutes Links Stream With Evil Precedent For Market Censorship"

This is a pretty funny video of why the new google toolbar is evil… if anyone does not know the new toolbar has the ability to autolink certain text on a webpage… right now, upc, isbn (book codes) and addresses, but they could expand it to whatever they want.

So I have not posted on this sweet piece in a while. Here is a bit of an update:

The biggest and best news is that I quit my Job. I just did not see it going anywhere beyond where I was already at and had enough side stuff and money saved to make the jump, so I did.

I watched the superbowl this weekend and it was not very exciting. I was thinking it would be sweet if the 1985 bears came out from under the field in a undead/zombie fashion and showed the patriots or eagles what was up… I think it would be pretty brilliant to watch a zombiefied version of the superbowl shuffle after the zombie '85 bears ate the other teams during the vicory celebration…

Wow… talk about a piece of MEAT:
Sergey Brin in a Speed

I am getting a new computer at work, so I am saving some of the files…I figure people may be looking for this picture of a young and wild Sergey Brin in drag

It seems like Tide (Procter & Gamble) are attempting to make something out of social networking and permission based marketing.

www.coldwaterchallenge.com

Users can get a free sample of a new laundry detergent that is coming out and get their name placed on a map, they can then invite friends via email to also get a free sample and get their named placed on a map showing the 6 degrees of seperation.

I am doing 43 things.

This site is pretty cool, I learned about it on threadwatch.org.

By 20 second summary. It lets you create lists of things you would like to do and talk to other peoples or read feedback on people who think it was worth doing. It is kind of cool from a motivational standpoint… I dunno either way they are worthy of a werty.net link.

By the request of a few individuals werty dot net has officially opened its comments up for unregistered users. Now all three of my readers may reply to threads…

FYI "black hats" this will be crap ass blogger comments and do not count as backlinks… either way leave what you want because I am a officially a link whore.

I know there are a few of you who read this literary masterpiece on a regular basis… get some balls and please sign a comment…

Well everyone and their mother posted about this new bullshit tag that 3 search engines and some blogging companies all agreed would rid the internet of blogspam… well it won't. Blogspammers tend to hit old blogs that have not been updated in quite a while… like that crap metrosexual dot org site…it has like 700+ comments because the webmaster is a lazy shit and never deleted them, nor did she update the blogging software to "spam proof" the commenting system using various measures such as changing the comment scipt name, putting a blacklist filter on it, locking all comments, adding one of those randsom note fields, setting post timers so the comments dont get drilled….the list goes on and on…what is important here is that it is this old site that needs to update its comment security because some savvy web marketers fond out how to rank sites easily by exploiting web masters laziness…

So I won a little contest yesterday over at Search Engine Blog that gets me a free link in Rubber Stamped dot org. I had to guess some lyrics that I knew where beasties boys but I had no luck with the beasties so I used trusty old google to do some searches… and I found the answer.

So there I am working my ass off late last night until about 9pm at night…all I want is some fucking pizza and I want to order it before I leave so that it will arrive shortly after I do. This is where the fun starts… searching for a place called "Chicago(s) Pizza, in Chicago" what a fucking mess.

Phil Flash did it again, the man known for bringing you Tiffany Teen, Next Door Nikki, Megan QT, Princess Blueyez and Seanna Teen has launched a new site called The adventures of Phil Flash.