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WTF?

Toaster Fire

June 29, 2009 · 7 comments

in 2009,WTF?

I decided to make eggs and toast for lunch today, and nearly burnt down my house… well not really, but I did end up ruining my toaster oven and made a mess in my kitchen.

Toaster Fire

Here is how to properly start and put out a toaster oven fire:

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I have been very stressed out. There has been a lot going on lately, and it has been forever since I updated.

It seems like I am no longer in control of my days. They just come and go and stack a large pile of whatever it is in front of me. Enough to keep me busy or annoyed and with my "eye no longer on the prize".

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Hello there loyal werty.net readers. (3-4 of you?)

Have you seen this f'n thing yet? Big Dog:

It is more or less a completely amazing robot that looks like some sort of animal. Here is what they say at Boston Dynamics:

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Rae Jumped the Shark!

February 24, 2008 · 4 comments

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I just got an email that clearly proved that sugarrae.com has jumped the fucking shark. Graywolf was one of Raes featured posters while she was away and had a brilliant tabloid style news report done… I might be the featured George in the quote!

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Quote me on this

February 22, 2008 · 0 comments

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I have lots of bad luck, but even more good luck.

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As a previous post states, I will be traveling quite a bit next month, so I figured I would check out conversion rates… so I headed over to XE.com and looked ans saw that the loonie (canadian dollar) is worth more than the US Dollar…holy shit!

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Feedback

June 6, 2007 · 1 comment

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This is an old fashioned braindump. If you can connect any of the dots you will see something similar to what I am seeing. I am still in the middle of digesting it all and am not sure how i feel about any of it. It is an information overload, and was originally written and saved MONTHS ago. I have no idea of the actual date of it, but I found it tonight while I planning to go through this sweet sweet site and re-organize the posts.

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Seriously, WTF is going on. I know I stay up way too late, and back in the day I would be able to hear birds sing when I would try and go to bed. This would be around the same time as the sun was coming up, which I think is reasonable…probably around 5-6am. Not a big deal.

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The End is Near

April 8, 2007 · 4 comments

in 2007,WTF?,Werty

Apparently we do not have much time left on this earth…

Last weekend I received a Good Housekeeping Magazine (april 2007 issue) from my sister as some sort of weird surprise. There is a woman on the cover who lost 102 lbs and I thought my sister was trying to hint that I am a some sort of fat fuck… which I don't deny.

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I mentioned in a previous post about how shitty Vonage is… they do have one sweet feature which is emailed voicemail messages which allowed me to post this sweet dude from GoDaddy.

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Just when I thought I heard it all a friend forwarded me a url that talks about Dustin Diamond (Screech from saved by the bell !!!!!!!) has a sex tape floating around, and I guess it is call Saved By The Smell !!!
Personally I think this is a great step forward in his career. I was joking the other day about how he never has to work again since he made bank from Saved by the Bell… apparently I was wrong and I am happy to admit that I am glad I was.

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More Girl Trouble

August 2, 2006 · 2 comments

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Another girl I once knew (Kate) feels the need to brag about our relations:

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"solid potato salad"


Solid Potato Salad – The Ross Sisters – video powered by Metacafe

At the end of this you will have wasted 3 minutes of your life watching it, but I feel like I have wasted 27 years of my life up until the moment I saw SOLID POTATO SALAD.

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Harry Potter Ipod

October 8, 2005 · 1 comment

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For any ipod or Harry potter freaks out there, there is a new limitedHarry Potter 20GB Collector's iPod

The main difference etween this and other 20GB ipod is that it comes pre-loaded with all the harry potter books as audio books, and has a Harry Potter Laser etching on the back…

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There were 13 searches for the week ending 09/24/05 for Werty dot net at http://www.werty.net.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 1 for "[ blank query ]"*
- 1 for "0 cool"
- 1 for "3 for tiffany teen"
- 1 for "900"
- 1 for "appliance repair"
- 1 for "caper"
- 1 for "caper herman miller chair"
- 1 for "mark tahiliani"
- 1 for "megan qt"
- 1 for "novaform elite"

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Canada Loves Werty

August 22, 2005 · 2 comments

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This is kind of strange / exciting: A fan of mine sent this picture to me this weekend via email. It is a picture taken a few months ago of me driving down the 401 with Jenn sleeping in the passenger seat. One of my fans/stalkers sent this too me…I had no idea how much of a following I have in Canada. Hopefully nothing too weird will follow.

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Man am I pissed that I got my Mazda 3…because i could have gotten this sweet baby:

"HARLEQUIN EDITION" GOLF

It looks like the flag of every country mixed and matched into a beautiful driving machine. If world peace was a car, she would be a harlequin edition volkswagen golf.

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Sushi Shaped USB Memory Stick

These are pretty brilliant, and I totally want one. They look like pieces of sushi but they hold 32-128 mb of files.

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so perhaps the funniest thing ever happened today at work.

before i explain it…let me tell you what i did last night.

i worked. from 9am until about 5:30. usually i work until 4:30 but i got stuck with a bunch of extra work because certain people did not stick to their "personal commitments"

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so lets reflect on todays happenings

94 or something die while going to a great white concert

i go to work and have to dress up. i choose to wear dress pant. these pants were made of wool. it was warm today. 45 out.

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i have a terrible ear infection….i have had it for the last 2-3 days. monday night my ear drum ruptured and i found blood in my ear on tuesday. pretty knarly!. ha. anyhow i finally was able to go to the doctor on tuesday, oh how i love the uic student medical services. i have a bit of a ringing and 25% loss of hearing. i am now on meds and it should start clearing up in a few days. within 3 weeks i should hear normally again. if not i will get a sweet sweet turbo hearing aide and be able to eavesdrop without anyone knowing. oh the fun i could have with that.

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cellulitis in my finger

October 15, 2002 · 0 comments

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so yeah…yesterday i woke up with a sore on my right ring finger, first knuckle. 2 random splinters in my hand.

by the end of the day my entire ring finger was red and sore.
today i woke up and it spread along veins to my wrist.

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