Online Prostitution

November 9, 2006 · 24 comments

in Reviews

Next week I will be in Las Vegas Nevada, a place where many people think prostitution is legal, they are wrong to assume so, however I found a brand new place where prostitution is available 24/7 and within a few keystrokes of your keyboard…the blogosphere.

A new company called ReviewMe just launched and they are paying people to write reviews of other peoples products, services and websites and place them on your blog. It is a pretty cool idea, and I wish I would have been the overweight dude who thought of it.

In fact I am getting paid to write this review of their service at the moment, a cool $30. Not sure what I will spend it on, but probably domain names since it is going into my paypal account.

Anyhow now for the meat of the review. I do not know too much of this service so here is the criteria I can break it down on in their first day of launch:

Logo: I like the guy a lot, his name is review me ray I think. I think the M and the E should be joined.

Website: Easy to sign up and navigate…still a little early to determine much else.

Blog: They seem to keep this thing up to date.

Payments: The payments seem fare and they can pay via paypal which is nice. They offer me $60 a review for my blog which is pretty sweet seeing as though I previously review things for free. Hopefully this will increase with time, as I have gotten good reviews of my reviews (uhhh??? really happened though). Also they ask for 200 words, which is pretty short and sweet. It would be like 180 an hr or more if they had the inventory.

Other: I would like the companies to actually send me a free product that I can try out and rip apart. I can usually find flaws in anything, which may help the companies out down the road…we will see.

Final Thoughts: Good luck on the project and thanks for the $$$.

ReviewMe Roy Tagged by the Trose

If anyone else would like to hire me as a blog whore my contact info is to the upper right, or you can find my blog on their site.

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{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Rae 11.09.06 at 11:01 pm

You are SUCH a fucking whore. 😉

2 Werty 11.09.06 at 11:03 pm

At least some of us publicly admit our careers/problems 😉

It is called stage one Rae, DENIAL!

3 Rae 11.09.06 at 11:04 pm

You WISH I was a whore – only way YOU’D get any. :-O

4 Werty 11.09.06 at 11:05 pm

Everyone has their price!

5 httpwebwitch 11.10.06 at 9:25 pm

Fuck – now I wanna be a whore

“Sorry the blog you just submitted does not meet minimum acceptance criteria (traffic, other links to your site, etc) at this time. Please submit again in couple of months. (FAQ)”

Everyone please link to my blog so I can start milking the money train

6 httpwebwitch 11.12.06 at 2:11 am

less than 10 posts. by being denied, reviewme is saying they only like slutty blogs that have “been around”, and my blog is underaged jailbait.

My blog wants to be a crackwhore when it grows up.

(re: previous comment, I discovered that using the less-than symbol truncates the string)

7 Nomadishere 02.02.07 at 4:13 pm

Bold my friend. I think a whore will take money to screw anyone… what are those picky prostitutes called? Call-girls? Maybe thats the same thing… are the whores who only screw guys they are actually interested in having a relationship with? … oh yeah, thats called dating! 🙂

8 David Nesteby 09.28.07 at 8:21 am

WOW! I have never seen such an awesome review! Did you really Get paid to write those reviews for that amount? I write music and poker reviews, and would like to find out more. I am new, and would apreciate more info from you. Anyone that can help please spam,or email me at [email protected]. For those that can help me, I will pass on 1 of my great secrets. I made 70$ in around 5 hours of work. Is this ok for income, or is there a better way? The rest of you chill out and leave this guy alone, hes only being real! I am all in for your contact Werty. Please just don’t direct me to those faggots at reviewstream. That place is a joke!

9 David Nesteby 09.28.07 at 8:23 am

Ps. Im not being sarcastic, I really think you articles rock!(speak the truth)

10 David Nesteby 09.28.07 at 8:26 am

Werty, I have enough earned online from reviews now that I can purchase a web site. Can you give me tips what to do to make it pay for itself if I only want to write reviews?

11 wertygagz 01.17.08 at 4:17 am

Hey i just want to build the same site but i need some sort of media and etc…my site will be available soon “”

12 lee 10.09.08 at 2:26 pm

i know a newfield, nj whore name debbie panico- calls herself a “certified massage therapist” ha-ha-ha we know what she massages

13 RUBii 03.30.09 at 1:20 pm

i would prostitute for 10,OOO$

14 Mara 10.10.09 at 9:54 pm

I would for rent..and the sooner , the better..

15 ary 10.29.09 at 8:25 am

any girl 14 to 28 india

16 john 11.02.09 at 5:46 am

i want to be a prostitute

17 john 11.02.09 at 5:47 am

what i have to do? u can call me mr. azevedo

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