From the monthly archives:

January 2007

So as you may or may not know, my last name is Kepnick, and I have been trying to research my family history for a while, and one Kepnick kept on popping up, Brad Kepnick. The best part about this Kepnick is that he is a second rate actor who has been in the following tv shows and movies:


So I am wondering if I am just a pussy or what, but it seems like everytime I shovel the snow my back is a little tweaked the next day or so.


Pardon Tank Johnson

January 22, 2007 · 4 comments

in 2007,Werty

Dearest Governor, Rod Blagojevich,

I ask that you pardon bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson so that the Chicago Bears have a better chance of winning this year’s Super Bowl.

As you may or may not know, Tank Johnson was charged with probation violation and is not allowed to leave the state of Illinois without permission from Judge John J. Moran, JR. (Sports Illustrated Article)


I decided to watch some Tv while I worked today and about half way into my afternoon I saw one of the most disturbing commercials I have ever witnessed… and spent part of my day tracking it down online. Watch it here.


Blockbuster, I am calling you out for being idiots in regards to your online marketing strategy.


Well here is a post to take a break from all the ranting I have been doing and here is a little praise or two to a pretty cool site I happened to find the other day called – Loans that change lives.


Should I get a Dog?

January 8, 2007 · 9 comments

in 2007,Fun,Werty

I have been thinking a lot lately about getting a dog and have been running the various scenarios through my head wondering if I am ready for the commitment it would take to have a dog.


I mentioned in a previous post about how shitty Vonage is… they do have one sweet feature which is emailed voicemail messages which allowed me to post this sweet dude from GoDaddy.


While I am on the subject of fucking, I would like to nominate Vonage for FUCKING SUCKING!


Trader Joes Sucks

January 8, 2007 · 104 comments

in Rants

So it has been a while since my last post, but that is all right since I have been saving up the rage.

On December 6, 2006 I went to the Trader joes in La Grange Illinois and spent $69.90 in my standard bi-weekly grocery shopping extravaganza.