Pardon Tank Johnson

January 22, 2007 · 4 comments

in 2007,Werty

Dearest Governor, Rod Blagojevich,

I ask that you pardon bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson so that the Chicago Bears have a better chance of winning this year’s Super Bowl.

As you may or may not know, Tank Johnson was charged with probation violation and is not allowed to leave the state of Illinois without permission from Judge John J. Moran, JR. (Sports Illustrated Article)

You would be doing your state of Illinois a large favor by pardoning Mr. Tank Johnson, and your actions would not be forgotten.

Thank you,

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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

1 George Kepnick 01.22.07 at 12:52 pm

Let Tank Play!

2 Sean Turner 01.22.07 at 12:54 pm

Letting Tank not play is letting the terrorists win.

3 kristen kepnick 01.22.07 at 8:42 pm

just look what happened when tank wasn’t around! lord, let him play!!!

4 alchy 01.23.07 at 10:54 am

Throw Tank in JAIL!!!!

Colts ftw!

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