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07.23.03

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Welcome to NetNose. Create a better search engine!

07.23.03

Welcome to NetNose. Create a better search engine!

A few months back we wondering what the spider was about that was hitting us, now we know. Check it out… If it gets a few million users maybe Google will get some competition. Of course Yahoo! would just buy it if that was the case…hahaha.

hipster bingo

07.21.03

hipster bingo Thanks for Sean (tony) for pointing this out… The rules are the best part:
How To Play:
Print this out and take it to the next show you go to. When you get a bingo, scream “BINGO!” at the top of your lungs, then break a bunch of beer bottles on the floor and get thrown out.

Think you know everything…?

07.21.03

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until the child
reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would
never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an
average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament
building is an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
“Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand;
lollipop” with your right.
The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel
that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words ‘racecar,’ ‘kayak’ and ‘level’ are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”
There’s no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.
………………..now you know everything!

Kaosweaver Paypal Button Creator

07.21.03

Kaosweaver Paypal Button Creator This seems to be a pretty cool extension for Dreamweaver MX. It allows you to use pay pal as your shopping cart. This allows you to set up a weak ass e-commerce site in a matter of minutes. This would be grand if you only have a few items that you plan to sell and that you do not want to mess with all the other aspects of having an e-commerce web site. I will give it a whirl and hopefully reply with what I think of it….we will see though.

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07.20.03

>>>>>> HAHAHAHAH So good. Saw this on wild Chicago

Goonies Quotes:

07.20.03

So ahh thats why they call you one eyed willy, huh one eyed willy.

You were the first goonie, one eyed willy.

You smell like phys ed.

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Weekend Recap

07.20.03

Well lets see what i have done so far:

Friday I came home and passed out due to exhaustion and lack of sleep this week. I woke up to see that I missed a call from Mike in Brookfield but he left no message.