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Toaster Fire

June 29, 2009 · 7 comments

in 2009,WTF?

I decided to make eggs and toast for lunch today, and nearly burnt down my house… well not really, but I did end up ruining my toaster oven and made a mess in my kitchen.

Toaster Fire

Here is how to properly start and put out a toaster oven fire:


I have been very stressed out. There has been a lot going on lately, and it has been forever since I updated.

It seems like I am no longer in control of my days. They just come and go and stack a large pile of whatever it is in front of me. Enough to keep me busy or annoyed and with my “eye no longer on the prize”.


Hello there loyal readers. (3-4 of you?)

Have you seen this f’n thing yet? Big Dog:

It is more or less a completely amazing robot that looks like some sort of animal. Here is what they say at Boston Dynamics:


As a previous post states, I will be traveling quite a bit next month, so I figured I would check out conversion rates… so I headed over to and looked ans saw that the loonie (canadian dollar) is worth more than the US Dollar…holy shit!



June 6, 2007 · 1 comment

in WTF?

This is an old fashioned braindump. If you can connect any of the dots you will see something similar to what I am seeing. I am still in the middle of digesting it all and am not sure how i feel about any of it. It is an information overload, and was originally written and saved MONTHS ago. I have no idea of the actual date of it, but I found it tonight while I planning to go through this sweet sweet site and re-organize the posts.

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Seriously, WTF is going on. I know I stay up way too late, and back in the day I would be able to hear birds sing when I would try and go to bed. This would be around the same time as the sun was coming up, which I think is reasonable…probably around 5-6am. Not a big deal.


The End is Near

April 8, 2007 · 4 comments

in 2007,Werty,WTF?

Apparently we do not have much time left on this earth…

Last weekend I received a Good Housekeeping Magazine (april 2007 issue) from my sister as some sort of weird surprise. There is a woman on the cover who lost 102 lbs and I thought my sister was trying to hint that I am a some sort of fat fuck… which I don’t deny.


I mentioned in a previous post about how shitty Vonage is… they do have one sweet feature which is emailed voicemail messages which allowed me to post this sweet dude from GoDaddy.


Just when I thought I heard it all a friend forwarded me a url that talks about Dustin Diamond (Screech from saved by the bell !!!!!!!) has a sex tape floating around, and I guess it is call Saved By The Smell !!!
Personally I think this is a great step forward in his career. I was joking the other day about how he never has to work again since he made bank from Saved by the Bell… apparently I was wrong and I am happy to admit that I am glad I was.


“solid potato salad”

Solid Potato Salad – The Ross Sisters – video powered by Metacafe

At the end of this you will have wasted 3 minutes of your life watching it, but I feel like I have wasted 27 years of my life up until the moment I saw SOLID POTATO SALAD.

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Harry Potter Ipod

October 8, 2005 · 1 comment

in WTF?

For any ipod or Harry potter freaks out there, there is a new limitedHarry Potter 20GB Collector’s iPod

The main difference etween this and other 20GB ipod is that it comes pre-loaded with all the harry potter books as audio books, and has a Harry Potter Laser etching on the back…

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There were 13 searches for the week ending 09/24/05 for Werty dot net.

Here are the top phrases searched:

– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “0 cool”
– 1 for “3 for tiffany teen”
– 1 for “900”
– 1 for “appliance repair”
– 1 for “caper”
– 1 for “caper herman miller chair”
– 1 for “mark tahiliani”
– 1 for “megan qt”
– 1 for “novaform elite”


Man am I pissed that I got my Mazda 3…because i could have gotten this sweet baby:


It looks like the flag of every country mixed and matched into a beautiful driving machine. If world peace was a car, she would be a harlequin edition volkswagen golf.


Sushi Shaped USB Memory Stick

These are pretty brilliant, and I totally want one. They look like pieces of sushi but they hold 32-128 mb of files.


so perhaps the funniest thing ever happened today at work.

before i explain it…let me tell you what i did last night.

i worked. from 9am until about 5:30. usually i work until 4:30 but i got stuck with a bunch of extra work because certain people did not stick to their “personal commitments”


so lets reflect on todays happenings

94 or something die while going to a great white concert

i go to work and have to dress up. i choose to wear dress pant. these pants were made of wool. it was warm today. 45 out.


i have a terrible ear infection….i have had it for the last 2-3 days. monday night my ear drum ruptured and i found blood in my ear on tuesday. pretty knarly!. ha. anyhow i finally was able to go to the doctor on tuesday, oh how i love the uic student medical services. i have a bit of a ringing and 25% loss of hearing. i am now on meds and it should start clearing up in a few days. within 3 weeks i should hear normally again. if not i will get a sweet sweet turbo hearing aide and be able to eavesdrop without anyone knowing. oh the fun i could have with that.


cellulitis in my finger

October 15, 2002 · 0 comments

in WTF?

so yeah…yesterday i woke up with a sore on my right ring finger, first knuckle. 2 random splinters in my hand.

by the end of the day my entire ring finger was red and sore.
today i woke up and it spread along veins to my wrist.