Phil Flash – Internet Creep

December 21, 2005 · 21 comments

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Aparently I somehow rank for Phil Flash but people come here and do not find what they want and leave. So this to all the internet creeps that visit the site, here is my summary of Phil Flash with even my very own ratings, may you find what you are looking for, and may your hand treat you right as you cruise the Phil-Flash series of web sites:

One of the internet's creepiest guys, and "inventor" of non-nude internet porn, Phil Flash takes the cake when it comes to getting young girls to get naked (or not) and nasty (or not!). He has a slew of websites and pimps out his harem of young girls that includes tiffanyteen.com (official site), MeganQt.com, NextDoorNikki.com, SeannaTeen.com, PrincessBlueyez.com, Brandys-Box.com, TaylorTwins.com, AnnasAssets.com, and Meredith18.com, as well as a slew of other girls that apparently go by their real names.

He is apparently married but spends a lot of time with these naked nymphets. His descriptions of these girls is what really makes me believe "The adventures of Phil Flash" are creep fests.

"Jenifer is a little hot tease! She is 18 and lives pretty close to me. She did not want to take any pictures of her butt in a thong. The odd thing is that in mid shoot…she just started turning around. I was like…hell yeah! I am not going to stop her! Jenifer will be coming back to shoot some more soon! So stay tooned for more and more updates."

"Brittany (18) was late for her test shoot! When she came up the stairs I acted upset, made her sign the model release form, and told her to bend over and smile. That was hoT! Later –> she rips open my bag of Starburst and dumps them all over the floor. I was like, you friggin BRAT! Brittany is a featured p-f girl (Phil Flash girl) –> you will see her once a week live on webcam and she will write in her journal, and describe her photo sets for you!"

Not only does he write like a 12 year old girl (look who is talking/typing!!), but something about this guy seems even more exploitative than other porn sites.

Despite all of that, these girls are pretty hot and very doable.

Tiffany Teen – I miss this girl, doable.
Megan QT – looks like my friends sister, sorry Mikey, doable
Next Door Nikki – If she lived next door she would be doable, but looking through her photos, she looks like a high maintenance biz. = doable, but only on a one night stand
Seanna Teen – Skinny, but still very hot = doable
Princess Blueyez – that's the best name you could come up with? = not doable
Brandys Box - She looks like the more "hardcore" girl of the group = doable
Taylor Twins – Not only do they have weird faces, the idea of two sisters getting naked together is off putting, reminds of the girls in the shining, and that scares me. = not doable x2
Annas Assets – Hot and part of the nude portion of the group = definitely doable
Meredith 18 – another hot body but odd looking face = partially doable

Totals= Doable 6.5, 3 not doable, so 6 and a partial out of 10 is a pretty doable bunch of girls. How many do you think Phil Flash has gotten with??

Disclaimer:don't get me wrong, I would probably do any of these girls

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Phil Flash - The Adventures Of Phil Flash » werty dot net 4.0
06.05.07 at 12:34 am
Some guy calls Phil Flash an internet creep and says Mere has an odd-looking face - Bandit's Forum...
11.25.08 at 4:46 pm

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1 T-Money 12.30.05 at 2:40 pm

Rumor has it you have nailed all those girls.

2 J 03.23.06 at 7:58 pm

Phil-flash isnt porn dude, where did you get so confused? Princessblueeyez, not doable? are you kidding? Maybe you should take another look, these girls are not just doable, they are hot as hell!

3 Porn God 04.13.06 at 1:41 pm

You're an idiot. You don't know the first thing about phil, so maybe you should shut your mouth before you assume anything. I know phil well, and for the record, he hasn't slept with any of his girls……pinhead.

4 Gunslinger_Girl_beta 05.05.06 at 2:35 pm

cassandra's not do-able…geez!..okay, and Christina's high maintainence?..one night stand? come on dude!

5 Giveitup 06.19.06 at 7:17 pm

In all fairness to "Porn God", I have no acquaintance with "Mr. Flash", but I think calling our host a pinhead is being a bit hard (not to mention immature). Werty has only SAID what we all suspect.
Let's get real about the situation…(A) Phil is not that much older than his models…(B) He may not be Brad Pitt but he's hardly ugly…(C) He pays them more money than they could earn any other way…(D) You know he feeds their ego and sweet-talks them to get the pictures he wants…and (E) He has taken nude pictures of them that he will not publish on his own site.
Girls like "Tiffany", "Megan Qt", and "Nikki" are absolute baby-dolls — cute as hell. They are also basic exhibitionists seeking attention — and their looks will get them the attention they need. Their egos are invariably high-maintenance and they will, sooner or later, make a pass at Ol'Phil. I don't believe Mr. Flash could withstand a determined assault from any of the three ladies in question. I've seen him — he's only a man. And having seen some of "Tiff's" "unofficial" pictures — I believe she's just the girl to lead the boy down the garden path. I've been in the same business for about 4 years — I've seen it all before.
Now — having said my piece — my apologies to anyone I've misjudged.
AND — I'm busy searching out as many of Tiffany's unofficial pics as I can find. Anybody know where to get some? AND — is there anything available out there on Megan or Nikki ? Both of the ladies are just as yummy as Tiff.

6 Giveitup 06.19.06 at 7:21 pm

P.S. — All three girls are "absofuckinglutely" "doable" !!!

7 L.Bost 07.27.06 at 12:05 pm

I still say Tiff could make her fortune if she'd simply open a nude site. If you check out any blob on the net — you'll find at least one thread dedicated to her. I'd bet the house, the car, and the boat that she could do nude shoots for two years and make enough money to retire for life. There are thousands of guys out there doing their best to find nude pics of her — they even resort to making fake photos of her if they can't find the real ones. I can't figure out why she hasn't jumped on this idea — it's easy money — it's big money. You find a guy with a wardrobe, camera, and a website — and you're in business. The demand is there — she's a money-maker!!!

8 Giveitup 08.09.06 at 6:47 pm

Looking for Tiffany’s infamous “mast—-tion” video. I have two small clips. Someone has the whole thing. I know you’re out there. Contact “klassykittenz@yahoo.com”. Do not bogart that video — the public has a right to know!!

9 Rob 02.25.07 at 10:50 pm

I just want to say that I have been a fan of Tiffany Teen for 2 years now and I think she's one of the best looking girls I have ever seen. She gives even the hottest porn stars a run for their money. I have downloaded a bunch of her pics nude and clothed and they are very tasteful. I totally respect her decision to not want to model anymore and focus on other things in her life. She's still young and if she chooses to go back into modelling then she has my full support.

10 Stephen 03.13.07 at 12:26 pm

I think megan is so beautiful. The best of phils. Girls. And the remarks about him. I dont know the girls must be happy to work with him.

11 No-Name 03.31.07 at 1:47 am

I've got a few things to say.. Firstly I'd like to start off by saying Tiffany Teen has a nude site under a different name, Alison Angel. And as for GiveItUp, I've got unreleased photos of all three of them. Also Phil IS married and he has slept with some of his girls.

12 Michael 07.08.07 at 10:26 am

Firstly I’d like to start off by saying Tiffany Teen has a nude site under a different name, Alison Angel

tiffany and alison angel are completey different girls tiffany retired from all modeling when someone posted her real name and pictures from her old school year book

13 Giveitup 08.01.07 at 12:40 am

First — if you can't tell Tiffany Teen and Alison Angel apart, then you don't need to be making public pronouncements. (Though — you could probably get a job in the Bush administration!)

Second — everyone knows Phil was "boffin" the goods.

Third — Not too many of the girls are happy to hear his name anymore. Especially since he fired almost all of them! I think callin him an "internet creep" is pretty mild. Most of the folks on other forums are callin' him "Phil "The shit-head" Flash".

Finally — got hardcore Tiff picks to share. Contact me: "klassykittenz@yahoo.com".

14 Dutchwheezer 06.23.08 at 6:44 pm

I'm just amazed that he found all these girls with such similar body characteristics, which obviously he is fond (obsessed?) of/with. The man knows what he likes. We should all be so lucky.

15 BMacD 11.25.08 at 5:09 pm

Please move M18 to the doable list. I currently do her, therefore I can assure you with no doubt she is 100% doable.

Thanks :)

16 Jack 11.26.08 at 10:45 am

:lurker:

17 leo 12.24.08 at 4:19 pm

I was wondering about Zoey model. All of the young models that do non-nudity are lovely and hopefully legal. But Zoey, was really something to behold. Are there any updates on her??

Leo

18 Bo 05.02.09 at 12:13 pm

Haha, yeah, I got tiffany hardcore pics, too. Hit me up at http://www.google.com... haha those pics are everywhere

19 Jorge 06.24.09 at 8:16 pm

You seem like an average frustrated chump talking trash about phil flash

What have you achieved? nothing? this lame site? loser

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