Happy Steak and Blow Job Day

March 14, 2006 · 13 comments

in Fun

I heard about this a year or so ago, and was reminded of it this year… pretty brilliant holiday idea. The basis for it is pretty true…

Here is a what it is all about:

"Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
"Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March. It's like a perpetual love machine!
"The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and bjs."

From Wikipedia

Now just to figure out how to fully monitize the idea/holiday.

Anyone have any interesting Steak and BJ Day stories to share?

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Xmas in March? » werty dot net 4.0
03.29.07 at 4:31 am

{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Rae 03.18.06 at 2:49 am

must… not…. comment…

2 Werty 03.18.06 at 3:59 am

Jake seemed a touch light headed at work the next day…

3 James 03.20.06 at 8:30 pm

The Japanese are kind of ahead on this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day

4 delia 03.26.06 at 2:21 pm

You are descuting i think you should be shot

5 Michael D. 09.28.06 at 3:12 pm

PRAISE THE LORD!

6 Mallory 11.10.06 at 7:36 pm

I took my boyfriend to the Palm for Steak and Blowjob Day. It was definitely a hit!

7 Sarah 03.08.07 at 9:30 am

Sounds like a good idea. I heard about it sometime last year so will give it a go this year! Boyf seems happy about it anyway!

8 Guy Blanc 03.08.07 at 7:16 pm

Just letting you know that our amazing unlimited adult DVD rental site, Porn on a Stick, is giving away filet mignon prizes in the Great Steak & BJ Day Giveaway! Shirts too! Just check out the contest page at:

http://www.pornonastick.com/

There you can also rent blow job DVD's, but for the real thing, you are on your own.

Everything's better when it's on a stick! Even STEAK!

Enjoy this grand holiday.

9 Robbie 03.13.08 at 8:20 am

I know you said no cards, but nothing gets a new holiday rolling like getting Hallmark involved! Once they start marketing Steak n' B.J. cards, nobody will forget the new holiday!
Hell, since most legislatures are filled with men, there may even be some new days off!

10 christy 03.15.08 at 12:14 pm

I'm pretty sure I'll have my cheeks packed in ice for the rest of the weekend … and I am married to a very happy man right about now. *lol*

11 brian boone 03.17.08 at 7:00 pm

this holiday is on tha same level as christmas

12 Alan Charnock 03.14.12 at 7:25 am

Why is this such a secret??

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