Fuck you Google*.

August 12, 2008 · 191 comments

in Rants

There, I said it. FUCK YOU GOOGLE*.

I put no script back on my firefox install just so I could block Google Analytics.

It seems like 80% of the websites I go to have Analytics installed on it (even I use it on this hunk of shit site), so they are getting a massive amount of browsing data for all of us assholes who use gmail and what not… so I say balls to them. Let them track me another way… which may actually be through cookies on sites using analytics… not really sure how it works, but I would love to hear a way to block them from obtaining my browsing data completely.

I am fine with them gathering my data from their own sites, but 3rd parties I am bit paranoid about.

I saw an interesting presentation at Defcon this last week which pretty much proved that Google does not give a fuck about the well being of their users. It was done by a guy named RSNAKE, who I have never heard of (not surprising, since I am not a "hacker"), but he did one hell of a presentation. It was actually awesome.

Worth checking out his work… here is a link to one of the issues with gmodules and the exploits. And an article about how Google is ranked the worst in privacy.

It turns out RSNAKE is the equivalent of Aaron Wall / SEOBOOK, but in the Hacker/security community instead of the marketing side of things. I think the 2 of them should talk.

Anyhow it seems as Google is getting more powerful with more reach each day. Them "merging" with Yahoo on the advertising side of things is some pretty scary shit, and it will be interesting to see how that plays out. If I had to guess, there will be some heavy outside intervention to prevent that from happening.

Anyhow, I hope it does not happen, and either MSFT buys them, or Jerry Yang gets shot, and the company is run by someone who is less of an asshole.

I am hoping someone can spider the interweb and see what percent of sites are running Google Analytics, so I can properly shit myself when I see the usage data. It would be nice to scan the top 100,000 Alexa sites and see who is sharing data with the BIG G.

Anyhow, that is all. Are you scared of Google? I am!

* Actually I love you Google. You make me money day in and day out. You have the best advertising platform out there. Even though you are doing your best to make me pay more per click, I am okay with that. You deliver real users, and lots of them. Keep up the good work.

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1 haroon 08.23.08 at 4:07 am

Under the umbrella of my personal experience with Google, I can say that their success has made them rude. You will feel my pain when, for some reason, you are pushed to communicate with their support team.

You cannot overcome your rude attitude by serving better, it is what I believe.

2 Steven Robert 10.16.08 at 9:49 am

No, seriously, fuck Google. We had AdSense set up on our page and three weeks after the fact the account was cancelled due to "illegal click activity" which makes no sense to me seeing I never clicked on my own ads. And we only made $50 in those 3 weeks, was it really enough Google? Really?

3 me 11.27.08 at 9:56 am

Seriously, FUCK google the web meglomaniac, they are no better than any poxy dictator who has tried to run the world, (a german with a stupid little mustache comes to mind).
Just who do they think they are, getting us all to perform like circus animals just to appease their algorithm's, the quicker we all STOP using Google for advertising and search the quicker they will get their kick in the balls that they have so non chalantly dealt out to so many hard working and honest webmasters. and in many cases unfairly taking away those webmasters livelihoods.
FUCK you Google Your Time is nigh!

4 NO GOOGLE USER 11.27.08 at 11:29 am

FUCK YOU GOOGLE!

for more Information: scroogle.org

5 The Bishop 12.04.08 at 2:24 pm

GOOGLE..it is a constant battle with half ass sites / bloggs with their google friendly coding that is pushing the keyword war into the realm of obserd!
why do i have to compete with fuck head who uses my company name as his user name and he takes the first 5 spots on google..like seriously what the faaawwk! i paid for a domain name ( 57 to be exact ) so why do i have to compete with numb nuts that cant string a single piece of code together for names and keywords i OWN. i am with you guys FUCK GOOGLE and FUCK ADWORDS by google i pay for keywords for my ads to show up and they never do keywords that have no ads in the first place …its a big rip off

6 Chetan 12.10.08 at 8:01 am

Now a days Google is leading in Internet world, i think Microsoft must buy Yahoo so that atleast some one will be there to compete with Google.

7 wowidiots 12.24.08 at 11:00 am

wow, i was pissed at google and was going to comment but now i see this comment area is already filled with crazy kooks. at least google isn't insane.

8 earfetish 12.27.08 at 7:47 am

I think it's pretty funny that a lot of visitors to this page will have gotten here by idly googling 'fuck Google'.

Everyone loves Google. They're our benevolent overlords.

9 obliterator 01.01.09 at 11:43 pm

I type "fuck google" to see what happens, i don't have advertising in my site so i can't make an opinion at this respect. At least their free services work well.

Anyway, fuck them in the eye socket for their monopolistic attitude.

10 passerby 01.10.09 at 5:09 am

I typed 'fuck google' shortly after reading 'personalised based on your web history' in the search results, and just before uninstalling their spyware toolbar.

11 ravi 01.13.09 at 5:54 am

luv u google

12 GoogleFuc!$%& 01.17.09 at 10:36 am

I hate Google. I am glad their stock has been cut in half since 2008 – 2009. I hope they go bankrupt and the CEO's have to suck C0c! to buy food. Google you are a bunch of losers. Search Yahoo! instead.

13 Fuck Google! 01.17.09 at 2:03 pm

NOT even google can find what i am looking for. so

FUCK GOOGLE! FUCK IT! FUCK OVER 10000 PEPOLE WHO USE IT!
THE WORLDS MOST GREATEST SERCH ENGINE CANT FIND
Mac desk tops! I HAD IT!

14 Fuck Google! 01.17.09 at 2:04 pm

I HATE GOOGLE. NOW YOU WILL TO!

15 Fuck Google! 01.17.09 at 2:05 pm

RAVI FUCK YOU 2

16 Fuck Google! 01.17.09 at 2:06 pm

haroon. i feel your pain too

17 Miguel 01.17.09 at 2:38 pm

Of course,

fuck you Google. Millions of webmasters doing the job for them, and they just take the money and fill the internet with dumb and ridiculous search results. Google destroys the internet, we all know that.

Now… things will change a lot for Google and the Bilderberger Kids within the next three years.

What a stupid name. Would have never come to anything without Rockefellers billions setting up 22 thousand servers in seven months.

Algorithm. You are kidding.

Have a nice day, Google. Enjoy it.

18 egokiller 01.23.09 at 5:25 am

Stalin would have loved Google.

19 Jop 01.27.09 at 3:40 pm

FUCK GOOGLE !!!!!

20 IHateThem 01.28.09 at 2:40 pm

Yep. Fuck em HIGH!

21 Smile for the Camera, Google! 02.03.09 at 2:26 am

In response to Google's StreetLevel spys, I propose that in retaliation there needs to be a group of photographers that follows Google employees and founders around and takes their pictures ALL the fucking time. Follow the bastards to lunch.. take their picture. Sit in cars outside their homes with bigass lenses and take pictures of everything they do. When they smoke a joint, take a picture. When they have a drink and then drive, take pictures. Publish photographs of their liscence plates, their children, homes and pets. Maybe then the fucktards will understand the value of privacy. Fuck you Google. Fuck you in your stupid Orwellian asses.

22 charles 02.11.09 at 12:34 am

after only 2 days google suspended my account and refused to give a reason, honestly their reps are the worst I have ever seen in my life. I have removed google from the hundreds of computers I manage and moved them to yahoo – google is the worst and no one should support them

23 KIRKY 02.11.09 at 3:44 pm

I CONTACTE GOOGLE AD WORDS DEPT…..I WISH I HAD,NT THO, WHAT A BUNCH OF C++++! GOOGLE YOU CAN STICK YOUR AD,S UP YOUR A+++!THE CHEEKY C+++ EVEN SENT ME A FREE£50 VOUCHER………HOW FUCKING MUCH ADVERTISING WOULD THAT GET YOU? DONT ASK ME! I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW THEIR CRAZY PROGRAMME WORKS, DIDNT THEN , DONT NOW…….WORST CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE EVER ON LINE, EVEN WORSE THAN FUCKING EBASTARDS….. [THEIR ALL THIEVES AND SCAM ARTISTS TO]

24 mama 02.12.09 at 4:26 am

i want to fuck yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo search engine.the non sence in thw world

25 Frank T 02.12.09 at 4:13 pm

I am now browsing with http://www.ixquick.com they do record your IP address and they also have a Secure Socket Layer (SSL) feature between your an their servers, that way your ISP cannot snoop . . . pass it along.

26 stanislav 02.22.09 at 7:57 am

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27 stanislav 02.22.09 at 7:58 am

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck google google google google
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

28 Bush 02.24.09 at 3:39 am

So I googled, fuck google, and this is what i got…….. LOL!!!! Fuck em all!!!!!

29 Emile 03.08.09 at 1:56 pm

"For force always attracts men of
low morality, and I believe it to be
an invariable rule that tyrants of genius
are succeeded by scoundrels."
–Albert Einstein

30 Ricky Ricardo 03.09.09 at 4:50 pm

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
GGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THEY FUCKED UP EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO FUCK YOU GOOGLE.
PPL PASS THE WORD…USE ANOTHER SEARCH ENGINE EVERYONE

31 DataMinerals 03.11.09 at 4:51 am

Fuck google indeed, but no-scripts won't keep analytics from tracking you, you'd need to put google in your hosts file and redirect all google traffic elsewere.

32 googlesux 03.15.09 at 6:35 am

you have analytics too :) )

33 kulasXD 03.16.09 at 10:15 am

i have joined adsense last november my earnings from november to march is only $59.55. so in 4 months with adsense, only $59.55.. and 2 days ago they disabled my account for illegal click activity.. what the fuck? they dont even emailed me if they record those "illegal click activities" theyre talking about they just disabled it. i havent clicked on my own ads.not even once.. and hey i made a search FUCK GOOGLE and ended here.. i support you guys!

FUCK GOOGLE!!!
*do they really give those earnings back to the advertisers??? or they just dont want to pay us?*

34 I hate google 03.16.09 at 12:05 pm

Fuck You Google. Suddenly you drop my website from the search result…Fuck Off

35 marshallmat 03.21.09 at 11:38 am

I LUV U VERY MUCH GOOGLE…..FUCK THOSE ASSSOOLES WHO DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO GO FOR A REFINED SEARCH..NO WONDER Y GOOGLE IS ON TOP..FORGET ABOUT THESE GODDAMN NEGATIVE COMMENTS..!!!

36 Steve 03.22.09 at 12:11 pm

hey. fuck google.

37 GOoGLe Fucker 03.31.09 at 5:41 pm

OH MAN, I just want you, google, masons, jewish dogs to know this:
GO….FUCK…..YOURSELF.

I made 200$ in 3 weeks on my site

Guess what? Account deleted, why? illegal click shit bla yourmothercock

Aah you know what ? FUCK YOU!

38 google hater 04.03.09 at 2:02 am

google is the world best time wasting fucker! wasting honest webmasters precious time just because of their fucking algorithm. do we seriously need their search engine? over my ass! we still can survive with other search engine. i think the internet will be a better place if google will just die off. RIP. thanks! once again … FUCK YOU GOOGLE! you're seriously a human time and labour waster! numerous hard working people are now dupe into their adsense madness, wasting their productive labour just to produce "RICH CONTENT" for that miserable penny??? this is pure madness and waste of human capital!!! GOOGLE, please for GOD sake, just die off! RIP. I'll not weep for you. REST IN PEACE.

39 JASON Bourne 04.06.09 at 2:41 pm

guss what, google just fucked with us, give me 12 months and google as goog as gone, i mean finished!

all their staff can look for new job, they have less than 12 months from april 2009.

40 RAJ G 04.06.09 at 4:42 pm

Google staff have just fucked with World Prince 1999 and they have to look for new job as google will disappear with in few months, make no mistake about it, I have problem with banks and you all know whats happening to banks, visited SRI LANKA 2004 and you know what happened there, do you want the list, I am the real Prince and Google just fucked with me, I may not have any money at present , thats what god want me to learn, live among the poor! Google look for new job! clock is ticking. or come up with $300 million , just may god will let your company live?

41 RAJ G 04.06.09 at 4:44 pm

Google staff have just fucked with World Prince 1999 and they have to look for new job as google will disappear within few months, make no mistake about it, I have problem with banks and you all know whats happening to banks, visited SRI LANKA 2004 and you know what happened there, do you want the list, I am the real Prince and Google just fucked with me, I may not have any money at present , thats what god want me to learn, live among the poor! Google look for new job! clock is ticking. or come up with $300 million , just may god will let your company live?

42 RAJ 04.06.09 at 7:41 pm

RIP GOOGLE BY END OF 2009, BYE GOOGLE, SLEEP WELL, MAY BE, FUCK YOU GOOGLE, BURN IN HELL.

43 cadipo 04.10.09 at 3:11 am

you've ranked #1 for the query "f_ck google". congragulations. you did a great job. maybe.

44 RAJ G 04.11.09 at 10:29 am

Me again, Just to confirm that Google is going down, mission approved! RIP for Google is very soon.

45 Relax 04.11.09 at 2:34 pm

GOOGLE? What a **** is that?! :-D

46 RAJ G 04.12.09 at 6:40 am

Well guys, I have a bad news! Mission aborted. It is impossible to bring down the muti billion dollor google, well I guss bye bye for me NOW! I hope google call off their dogs or RIP Raj G SOON!

I not realy a WORLD PRINCE 1999! FAKE PRINCE MORE LIKE! So google call off your dogs!

47 5y 04.15.09 at 4:45 am

F U C K YOU GOOGLE!!!

48 steve 04.16.09 at 12:11 pm

FUCK GOOGLE use Dogpile.com

49 Mike 04.17.09 at 7:23 pm

Ya I clicked by mistake my own adsense ad 2 fricken times and then I looked one day I had 60 hits on a 3 cent pay one day WHY! who knows, Then when the assholes have to pay a couple hundred dollars , they say I'm a danger to their customers WHO is ME! and shut me down. 400 hundred PLUS pages that took months to do shot to hell. FUCK GOOGLE rot in hell. THX needed to say that.

MIKE

50 Craig 04.24.09 at 4:40 am

Fuck Google! Fuck 'em every which way! Same click fraud shit happended to me….they are greedy, scamming shits! Karma is karma fuckers and your is coming!
Thanks for the vent, love your blog!
Peace.

51 GoogleTerminator 04.26.09 at 5:48 pm

YES FUCK AND KILL GOOGLE. THIS IS THE BIGGESTED LEAGLISED MAFIA ON THE PLANET. WHEN YOU ADD ADSENSE AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET PAID, THE LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR SITE IS ..DANGEROUSE.. TO THEIR CLIENTS…AND TERMINATE YOUR ACCOUNT. FK GOOGLE, AND KILL IT. AND ALSO EBAY HAS TO BE DESTROYED AND TERMINATED. ITS ONE AND THE SAME.

52 witchcraft 04.28.09 at 8:34 pm

When someone wants their web search results removed from fucking google then fucking google should do it! Fuck you and fuck off google!

53 alx 05.01.09 at 12:32 pm

Yeaah!!

FUCK GOOGLE!!

I HATE THEM.

54 lewisyee123 05.05.09 at 8:43 am

Fucking Google Now i know it is fucking google and you are asio a fucking google Dear Pierre he is a susado man he is a ahbunana man he is fucking google who create a fucking google website!!!!!!!!!!!! do you know who is fucking google.

55 Usman 05.05.09 at 11:32 am

Fuck You All !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Main teri maa nu gashti haney chood aauga! sale kanjer ki olaad Google is the BEST!!!!!!!!

56 google motherfucker 05.07.09 at 10:55 pm

FUCK YOU GOOGLE!

You filter my illegal searches.

Don't you have anything beter to do.

Go FUCK YOURSELF you STUPID ASS MORON!

57 I SHIT ON GOOGLE's FACE!! 05.10.09 at 1:23 am

FUCK YOU GOOGLE WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOUR STOOOOPID FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE THAT DOESNT EVEN GIVE ME ANY RELEVANT RESULTS, GO TAKE YOUR ADDS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR HAIRY GoOGlLY ASS BECAUSE YOUR GONNA GET WHATS COMING TO YOU, YOU PISSED ME OFF AND NO ONE GETS AWAY WITH THAT, HAVE FUN BECOMING THE WORST RATED WEBSITE IN HISTORY BECAUSE NOW YOU WILL RAPIDLY FALL DOWN THE CHARTS, I WILL ENSURE IT!!! I WONT SLEEP UNTIL YOU DIE GOOGLE!!

58 The Watcher 05.12.09 at 6:03 pm

Google can smoke a turd.

59 Billy Samford 05.14.09 at 1:49 pm

Too be honest – I'm a bigger fan of Dogpile than Google. They support charitable causes and work with all independent search providers to give a good mix of results.

People are too lazy when it comes to search and want it all to be laid out for them in one engine. Problem is, Google, MSN and Yahoo all pick what shows up where.

Research is meant to be RESEARCH – so look around for solid results.

BTW – Dogpile.com just launched a new site called http://www.DoGreatGood.com – and their donating a portion of there revenue to Petfinder and the ASPCA.

Great that theres a way we can help dog adoption programs at no cost.

60 DradBozzle 05.14.09 at 11:53 pm

fuck you and fuck google. fuck your hits and fuck your customers.

I feel like the crazy lawyer in that movie with george clooney…

zygote, nose army! jigsaw….

w0000000h000000

61 govuser 05.22.09 at 7:14 pm

The chances of a paid goverment employee making a comment on this page is quite high. if any comment on this page seems out of wack, dont take it at face value, Mister sam is always watching, hes in every crook and crannie of our world, even now when i am typing this they are recording my text format. interesting eh.

62 Fuckle 06.05.09 at 8:28 pm

Lol at teh coments.
Fuck G00GLE !!! Use Dogpile.com peepls !

63 TINA 06.06.09 at 10:35 am

FUCK GOOGLE I HATE THEIR GUTS. THEY RIPPED ME OFF THEY TRIED TO CHARGE MY ACCOUNT FOR A GOOGLE TOOL KIT THAT I NEVER GOT AND WHEN I CALLED THEIR STOOOOOOPID ASSES THEY TELL ME I CAN'T GET THE MONEY BACK FOR SHIPPING ON A PRODUCT I NEVER GOT. FUCK GOOGLE I HATE THEM I WISH THEY WOULD JUST FALL SO LOW THAT THEIR COMPANY GOES OUT OF BUSINESS AND THEY ARE REDUCED TO TAKING DONATIONS TO KEEP THEIR SITE RUNNING I HATE GOOGLE FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLEEEEE
THEY CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

64 google hater 06.06.09 at 1:43 pm

Fuck google. Some one should destroy the megaplex and end thier scams!

65 elijah 06.20.09 at 7:58 am

fuck google they suck i have been trying very hard to get my site listed on the cheap ( free ) and there really isn't any way i can do it they won't allow it so FUCK GOOGLE UNTIL THEIR BEHIND STARTS FARTING!!!

66 GoogleStealAdsenseMoney 06.21.09 at 6:58 pm

Google steal adsense money $20-$30 and it happens at the end of each month a week before the payment day. At first i thought it was me but last night i fond out!Holly shit…. It's google that steal my adsense money. There is no click fraud, no scripting, no nothing. I run an honest website with Google adsense in each page! We must ban Google especially super affiliates. They play with us with their algorithm BS and think that we don't find out! I sent a bounch of hate tweets to Google on twitter last night. I am gathering doc. to bring Google down to its knees. GOOGLE IS A BIG FUCKING THEIVE! Many wrote me back that Google stole their$200 , $50, $100! We ALL MUST BAN GOOGLE! yeah FUCK GOOGLE! FUCK THAT STUPID MATT CUTS!

67 fake 06.25.09 at 8:11 pm

i found this site by searching "fuck you google" on google. *milk sqirts out nose*

68 jam 06.29.09 at 10:47 am

Fuck GOOGLE! The most Stupid and inaccurate search engine in this planet. if you want to get ripped use google!(most of the search results contain some kind of Trojan or have nothing to do with the search) and all their ads are spam or non trusted web sites.Great!! is there one good thing that google can do?(except having our privacy information?)Something that Quintura or Yahoo can't?lol Fuck it!

69 JAMES 07.01.09 at 4:38 am

The Man who helped Google is DEAD – The man behind Google!

Professor Rajeev Motwani: computer scientist, investor and The man behind Google! One of the many factors that has made Silicon Valley in California the pre-eminent location for technology companies is the close relationship between businesses, sources of venture capital and nearby universities.

This linkage is exemplified in the career of Rajeev Motwani, who was a professor of computer science at Stanford University, an investor and adviser to leading venture capital firms including Sequoia Capital, and a mentor for many of the students who would come to Stanford, develop a new technology or a business idea and seek advice and support to get their company off the ground

The most important of the many businesses he helped in this way is the Google search engine. Motwani was mentor and adviser to the Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page when they were graduate students at Stanford, helping them to refine their ideas and develop their business.

He co-authored a key paper with Brin and Page, which described their innovative approach to finding relevant web pages when carrying out a search, offered strategic and technical support as the company grew and continued to work with Google as a member of the company’s technical advisory council.

Rajeev Motwani was born in the northern Indian city of Jammu. His father was in the Indian Army and the family moved around the country, but he was educated at St Columba’s School in Delhi. Although he showed an interest in and aptitude for mathematics, his parents were concerned about the career prospects for mathematicians, and he was persuaded to study computer science at university, obtaining a bachelor of technology degree in 1983 from the prestigious Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur, in Uttar Pradesh.

At university he was surprised to find that much of computer science is mathematically based and that the study of the algorithms that underpin computer programming is in effect a branch of advanced mathematics. Much of his later work in areas such as search, data mining, computational drug design and data streaming services reflected his mathematical predisposition.

Motwani left India in 1983 and moved to California, working towards a PhD at the University of California, Berkeley, under Professor Richard Karp. He obtained his doctorate in 1998 for a thesis on probabilistic analysis of matching and network flow algorithms, and took up an academic position at Stanford University, where he was Professor and Director of Graduate Studies in the Computer Science Department at the time of his death.

Motwani was always sympathetic to the Silicon Valley ethic of business development and the start-up culture, and offered advice and support to many students who were attempting to build companies on the basis of their academic work and interests. As director of graduate studies he came in contact with students who asked him for advice on how to turn their ideas into businesses. So he was in a good position to offer help and support to Brin and Page, two graduate mathematicians who sought his advice and insight over their attempt to find a mathematical solution to the problem of ranking large numbers of weighted items in a data set and its application to searching the world wide web.

While at Stanford Motwani was married to Asha Jadeja, a fellow doctoral student, who had originally trained as a civil engineer and urban planner.

Other notable successes for Motwani included PayPal and Stumbleupon, and he was a special adviser to prominent venture capital firms Sequoia Capital and August Capital. In 2000 Motwani and his wife founded a small venture capital firm, Dot Edu Ventures, to invest in technology businesses.

Motwani was a charter member of TiE (The Indus Entrepreneurs), the worldwide organisation of entrepreneurs and professionals with roots in the Indus region, and also sat on the board of the Business Association of Stanford Engineering Students.

In addition to his business activities within the Silicon Valley community Motwani was an active and engaged academic computer scientist, sitting on the board of the non-profit International Computer Science Institute and on the editorial boards of several journals as well as the programme committees of leading computing conferences. His work ranged widely and included breakthroughs in search and information retrieval, security and robotics and he held several technology-related patents.

In 2001 he was one of the recipients of the Gödel Prize, one the highest honours in computer science, for work in the area of randomised algorithms, a computational technique that allows some aspects of the solution to large-scale problems to be determined by the careful use of random data. He was a Fellow of the Association for Computing Machinery and received a Distinguished Alumnus award from ITT in 2006.

Motwani wrote many academic papers in his field and co-authored the textbook Introduction to Automata Theory, Languages, and Computation in 2000. His book Randomized Algorithms was published in 1995 and he was working on another title, Approximation Algorithms, when he died.

Motwani is survived by his wife, Asha Jadeja, and their two daughters.

Professor Rajeev Motwani, computer scientist, investor and business adviser to Silicon Valley technology companies, was born on March 26, 1962. He was found dead in the swimming pool at his home in Atherton, California, on June 5, 2009, aged 47

70 Joe 07.10.09 at 2:00 am

Yes,Fuck Google,the company banned my site and adsense account,Fuck Google

71 jojo 07.10.09 at 4:20 am

fuck google it dont even work the stuped thing

72 webmaster 07.15.09 at 12:27 pm

We used to use google for everything – but i got tired with their bullshit privacy invading holier-than-thou attitude. i cancelled analytics, gmail, adwords, adsense EVERYTHING. fuck you google, evil bastard company.

73 Super Rat 07.30.09 at 6:11 am

I agree, download latest firefox (3.5.1 at time of writing)

Then go to add ons (just gooogle firefox add ons) and download:
NoScript (superb and you can block google analytics with it, as well as anything else)
Bad Privacy (deletes all those super cookies and flash lso’s that doing a normal delete all and cleaning out ya temp files won’t get rid off, nor will even a dedicated program like cc cleaner etc as good as that is, so it’s essential in my own opinion)
Ad Block Plus (fantastic lil program)

And others that are good but in no means security related are:
Dictionary (your own language of choice of course)

Tab Mix Plus (for some reason, Mozillas addon page does not have compatitble version with the latest firefox :S wierd, but below is a link to the addonn authors page which goes to a dev link which is totally 100% compatible :)
http://tmp.garyr.net/tab_mix_plus-dev-build.xpi

Colourful tabs (pretty much self explanatory lol)
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/downloads/latest/1368/addon-1368-latest.xpi?src=addondetail

Hope that helps, adios
Super Rat

PS: actually stop using google is another opinion (also entirely mine lol)
I myself now very happily use Bing http://www.bing.com
I find there page fresher and nicer to use, its easier to say lol, and most importantly results are easily on a par if not far better IMO, especially image search IMO (please note we do not need a load of google lovers telling me im wrong, i have gone to the trouble of explaining this in my OWWWWWN opinion, after years of using google and months of happily using Bing.

Be daring, use something different and see for yourself!
Doesn't have to be Bing that was an example, many others out there…

Also if you use firefox and you want an add on to add Bing as the default search engine in the in built search engine, please go to

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/downloads/latest/10434/addon-10434-latest.xml?src=addondetail

AND BING DOESN’T TRACK YOU LIKE GOOGLE DO – lol yet…
But the point is they don’t at present where as google blatantly do!

74 Anonymous Recoward 07.31.09 at 1:21 pm

I can say that Poople reads my emails, and pass on the info to the Duchess. I am sure of that. They pass on what I write and the worst of all is that I can't prove it.
I think I am going to give'em a hard time for eternity: everytime I can put it out there I will:

Hey POOPLE ! — *F*U*C*K* *Y*O*U !!!!

Don't worry, I am not claiming I am the first one to say it.

75 Kane 08.16.09 at 3:01 pm

I simply adore microsoft.. the fact of the matter is that microsoft is a company which invest money in product development and ultimately provide various business solutions by developing customised products. Lets not forget that it was windows which paved our path towards a more rich and colourfull years of computer usage, which includes internet also.

As far as google is concerned, i think they are bunch of assholes and motherfucker bloodsucker cockroaches. They have survied because of us ( the people who search for them) and make money for these bastards. They would steal our searches and use them in making money. We should all boycott google so that they suffer the most and eventually perish away. so people just teach them a lesson by using some other search engines… Long live microsoft and down with google…

Amen.

76 Fuck you Google 08.18.09 at 1:49 am

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77 james 08.22.09 at 3:31 am

Google support is terrible. I'm gonna use Bing.

78 Fuck Google 08.22.09 at 8:58 am

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Shove THAT up your algorithmic arses

79 A Cranswick 08.26.09 at 7:00 pm

FUCK YOU GOOGLE.
I SUPPORTED YOU AS A NEW START OUT COMPANY SEARCH ENGINE. NOW YOU JUST SHIT ON ME LIKE A DOG!. SHIT ON EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T FIT INTO YOUR MOLD – IT IS TIME YOU WERE TERMINATED!.
PEOPLE SCREW GOOGLE,
IF YOU OWN A WEBSITE GO TOYOUR SETTING AND BLOCK THEIR GOOGLE BOT FORM SEARCHING YOUR SITE. NOTHING ANNOYS THEM MORE. AS MORE AND MORE SITES BLOCK THEIR GOOGLE BOT GOOGLE WILL SLOWLY GRIND TO A HALT!. ACT NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, THEY USED THE GOOD WILL OF THE PEOPLE TO START NOW THEY SCREW THOSE PEOPLE, BLOCKING ACCOUNTS RANDOMLY – PERMANENTLY!, WELL GOOGLE WE CAN BLOCK YOU PERMANENTLY AS WELL, FUCK YOU WAR HAS STARTED!.
YOU ARE SO BIG YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO THINK IT DOSENT MATTER, WATCH!…. FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!

80 DollarForTheTrain 09.04.09 at 2:26 am

man google, i just wanted to say that you are a scary fuck of a search engine.if you do process that data god knows what the fuck you do with. either way judging by your offices where the staff work i dont think they care. Is you analytical processing just a dark room filled with thousands of aliens or more likely guys like rain man. Just want to pass a litle info about how i do when i search, i think about the product i am searching for on a global scale.

i.e. candles. Would their be more candle shops than shoe shops?.
the long and the short of it, pages one to ten are a scale with 1 being not many companies and 10 being lots. when scroll past the paid bullshit that is not as relevant, but you still click and end up looking at usb powered coffee cups(random rant). any way this is my first time i have written on a blog, thats how old school i am. but im not old . any way have decided to return to this site. if you have made it to reading it this far and it is the first time you have been here like me, then leave a message for google. Dont worry about your contact details Google already has them.

As a funny and final summation the spell checker in this comments box showed that the first letter of the search engines name, is spelt in lower case is incorrect

81 a2z 09.06.09 at 8:00 pm

Here here,
How and the hell can you turn a page and still have the same 3-5 same sites listed again and again at the top? wtf kinda search is that?
Also. on some of my searches the first sites to pop up are 5- 10 years old!
I came to the conclusion long ago that when I search, I immediately click to the 20th page and start looking from there.
I also do a lot of aimless clicking on everything on a page so they can have a fun time tracking my interests. Pretty tough task tracking my searches when I click on anything under the sun;)
try this search "Track this dumbasses" and click away! hehehe

82 JERRYYANGISABITCH 09.12.09 at 5:43 pm

GOOGLE CAN EAT A DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTIME I TRY TO SEARCH FOR SOME GOOD INFORMATION ON SOMETHING, ALL I GET IS A BUNCH OF BASTARDS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING!!!!! THE INTERNET IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TOOL FOR THE FREE SHARING OF INFORMATION BETWEEN ALL PEOPLE….NOT AN ADVERTISING TOOL! ON TOP OF THAT, THE MORE CONTROL THEY GET OVER THE INTERNET, THE MORE DOMESTICATED AND PACIFIED THE INTERNET BECOMES.
TO THE COCKSUCKERS AT GOOGLE I HAVE THIS TO SAY:
THE INTERNET IS THE LAST TRUE HAVEN OF FREE SPEECH IN AMERICA, AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE RUINING IT. IN EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF LIFE, OUR FREEDOMS ARE MEANINGLESS, BUT ON THE INTERNET WE CAN AT LEAST HAVE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION, OR AT LEAST THATS HOW IT IS NOW. IF SCUM LIKE YOU CONTINUE TO CORPORATIZE THE INTERNET, IT WILL SOON BE JUST AS MINDLESS AND OBSOLETE AS TELEVISION. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT?
OH YEAH, AND WHY ARE YOU HELPING THE EVIL SCUMBAG GOVERNMENT OF CHINA TO KEEP ITS PEOPLE DOWN? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU ARE ANY BETTER THAN THOSE MURDEROUS DIRTBAGS? WHEN YOU HELP EVIL PEOPLE TO DO EVIL THINGS, YOU ARE YOURSELF EVIL.
WHY CANT YOU JUST RESPECT FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND FREEDOM OF INFORMATION? IS IT REALLY THAT HARD? WHAT DID THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD EVER DO TO YOU?

83 JERRYYANGISABITCH 09.12.09 at 5:49 pm

I DECLARE A BOYCOTT OF GOOGLE! THERES ALL KINDS OF SEARCH ENGINES OUT THERE, AND NOT ALL OF THEM ARE RUN BY FASCISTS. THEIR COOPERATION WITH THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY IS, IN ITSELF, MORE THEN ENOUGH REASON. WE MUST STOP THEM NOW BEFORE THEY GROW INTO AN EVEN BIGGER CANCER THAN THEY ALREADY ARE, AND THE ANSWER IS SO EASY! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS STOP USING GOOGLE!! IF YOU OWN A WEBSITE, BLOCK THEIR SEARCH BOT! IF YOU ARE A BUSINESSPERSON, AND YOU CARE ABOUT FREEDOM, STOP DOING BUSINESS WITH THEM! THE INTERNET IS A HUGE PLACE. WE DONT NEED THEM. NOT ONLY DO WE NOT NEED THEM, WE CAN DO BETTER WITHOUT THEM. WHO'S WITH ME?
IF YOU'RE WITH ME ON THIS BOYCOTT, SOUND OFF!!!

84 Ahsan 09.15.09 at 9:14 am

i have spent last 3 hours, searching for a Cisco Testing Center with all possible combinations, and all google is trying to do is, sell me their Test books, training cources and so on…. so in the end i got unhappy and typed…. FUCK YOU GOOGLE… AND I ENDED UP ON THIS PAGE!

85 Will 09.23.09 at 4:06 pm

I agree, Google is slow with their adwords review and setup. I can not get any customer support, what kind of shit is that? A multi-billion dollar company has no telephone support? My little local company even has telephone support, and its 1/10000 the size of google. Thats alright though they will get whats coming to them, they may see it as a quick profit in the short term, but in the long-run their business and market share WILL drop.

86 Will 09.23.09 at 4:08 pm

Also, according to their new policy I have to have the Display URL and destination url match. Well, why the fuck can I still see many many sites where there destination url is not even close to the display url?

87 Google Fuck 09.27.09 at 1:30 pm

Ironically i found this page with Google…. but so many "bad" companies, such a MS or Apple, they do not care a *hit. Come on, if i found this site, via google, did they success. Yes. But Google have one point aainst other competitios, toy can send feedback or aks help from MS, you can use Yahoo live chat, but how many places you find Google's own email? Really, feedback form is not relveant…. just show me the adress.

Yes i wull use gmail address now – guess why?!

88 b-o-b 10.04.09 at 3:41 am

WOW.I thought i was pissed because google seems to skip every keyword i type in and come up with their own version of what i want. but you people are pissed. by the way google streetview is scary.

89 antonio 10.07.09 at 6:40 pm

Fuck you google ! Don't you Know that the bar code is a symbol of death because is like a prison and in fact it is … is the prison of consumism !!
Fuck you bastards !

90 Blue Voodoo 10.18.09 at 7:55 pm

Google is Insane. When you want to control the world, you're insane.

91 PRO-GRAM-AZ 10.18.09 at 10:35 pm

IS THIS A MATRIX…

92 Bishop Jerry 10.21.09 at 8:28 am

I am in Japan, my computer has Jp XP, I can not read Jp well, but my wife is Jp. My problem with "Fucking Google" is whenever I select English I am redirected to Japanese!!? It seems that Fucking Google is tracking me. These mother fuckers should be taken to a law court for interfering in privacy.
Yahoo!! is the same!! Yahoo's m.yahoo.com creeps into my computer without my consent. Yahoo and Google assholes should be kicked/fucked in the ass in law courts for trying to be too smart.

93 fuck google 10.21.09 at 4:04 pm

fuck you google you have no info

94 kwl 10.26.09 at 11:31 am

I LOVE GOOGLE, it's a great innovative company that I really love

95 Thunder 10.27.09 at 4:54 pm

Yeah, fuck google, who are they to give us free sites and many people jobs? They could be like Microsoft and Yahoo, who only care about money. They know what they're doing, and they're doing it right. If you guys are pissed just because they don't blow you as hard as other people then go to Microsoft and see how they treat you there. Or you could work for Yahoo. Oh wait…

96 Fuck you GooGle 10.30.09 at 8:17 am

Fuck you GooGle Fuck you GooGle Fuck you GooGle Fuck you GooGle Fuck you GooGle Fuck you GooGle Fuck you GooGle

we all STOP using Google for advertising and search
we all STOP using Google for advertising and search
we all STOP using Google for advertising and search
we all STOP using Google for advertising and search
we all STOP using Google for advertising and search

97 Mike 11.02.09 at 4:10 pm

FUCK GOOGLE. FUCK THIS DIRTY COMPANY

98 fuckahlagoogle 11.19.09 at 11:15 am

SUCK MY BALLS, EAT MY FRIED SEMEN AND CHOAK ON MY 2 INCH DICK YOU MOTHER FUCKERRRRRS!

HAO IS IT GOOGLE MAKES MANNI FROM I SERCH WITH IT EVAN WHAN I DON FIND WHAT I LOOKING FOH!!!!?????
A BLIND MONKEY FIND WHAT I LOOKING FOOH!!! FACK U GOOGLE!

99 DollarForTheTrain 11.24.09 at 3:50 am

Came back and nothing changed i wish i worked for google fucking Zambian child rapist company that looks as as sweet as pie to the whole world. Fuck you google and thanks

100 Fuck Google 11.24.09 at 5:07 pm

Fuck the Googopoly.

101 Rodger Minor Saggin 11.26.09 at 11:55 pm

titty dicks

102 mood4amelody 11.28.09 at 11:34 am

I just typed "Scoobie Doo" into Mystery Google. This pages was the first page of the links that came up in the search! The search topic it gave me was "F**k off google. ILL TYPE WHAT EVER TEH F**K I WANT". lol

103 yea 12.03.09 at 4:44 pm

fuck google, fuck facebook, fuck twitter, fuck anything that makes more money than us…

104 John 12.03.09 at 9:42 pm

I'm just watching a program on tv about google, google employees test their products themselves first and they call this process "dog fooding" and description made is tasting your dogs food first. This is the way they see their customers, as their dogs!!!
FUCK YOU GOOGLE!

105 FUCKGOOGLE GOING TO PUT THEM DOWN 12.07.09 at 10:50 pm

FUCK YOU GOOGLE I NEED YOU TO SUCK MY DICK

106 AsiansFun.com 12.09.09 at 1:20 pm

Google Adsense just ripped us off for over 400 bucks in advertising revenue because they said they didn't like our content. So basically, because Google will not be allowed to dictate the content on our sites, they are now ad-free.

Google Sucks!

107 gangster 12.11.09 at 12:12 pm

fuck youuuu google i don't care who you are but i need you to suck my dick ha hahahaaahaa

108 Bren 12.11.09 at 2:10 pm

Did you know that if you type 'Fuck you google' into google and press "I'm feeling lucky" you get directed to your blog?
You should be proud of that fact. I would be.

109 sims 12.14.09 at 10:04 pm

"(a german with a stupid little mustache comes to mind)"

That would be me. The other guy with the stupid mustache actually comes from Austria. ;)

110 Fuck you google 12.20.09 at 7:04 pm

Fuck you google! you piece of shit!
I landed on this site by using bing and im proud of it.

111 John 12.21.09 at 11:13 am

I agree that google can go and fuck themselves. They are anti-Christian because they never have any Christian-related modifications to their logo yet they do for all manner of other things like Gandhi etc. Cunts.

Also, they are tax-avoiding filth. They should have paid taxes in the UK of £450m in 2009 but didn't because they have some tax-avoidance scheme that can reduce their bill. Scum. And we are told that we should be grateful because they employ 800 people in the UK. I would sooner have the fucking £450million myself, the thieving parasitic cunts.

Cunts.

112 jacob 12.21.09 at 8:23 pm

FUCK YOU GOOGLE!! MONEY HUNGRY BITCHES!

113 liang 12.24.09 at 8:53 am

Oready 1 month i had summit my ad, but my ad is still under review. I was send email to them but no one unswere me. Really fuck google…..

114 bigj 12.24.09 at 10:16 pm

Fuck google they disabled my account lastnight i had 200 in pending payments to just to fuck with there system i will sign up for a new account everyday.

115 B I N G 12.30.09 at 6:57 am

use B I N G !!!!!

http://www.bing.com

116 jeani 01.02.10 at 6:55 pm

I ended up at this site because I own a google phone. I bought it because I did not want a phone that was completely touch screen and it seemed similar to the side kick which I did not want to purchase again because my last sidekick phone was stolen and tmobile does not track stolen phones. I regret buying the google phone . It does does allow me to go to the sites that I want to go to. It tracks my every move. It acts as if it is God whenever I try to view a site. It is always redirecting me to whatever site it feels I should be viewing. Worse of all. I am stuck with a contract for two years so I will have to put up with google's crap for the next 2 years. All I have to say to google is FUCK GOOGLE.

117 wizarddrummer 01.05.10 at 10:57 pm

Folks, I'm here to say its going to get worse.

Google is the new, even more impersonal Microsoft.
The bigger these giant mother-fucking companies get the more they can shit on us. Just like Congress shits on us.

The only way to get them back if for a significant number of people to stop using their products.

This will NEVER happen. Why?
There are too many "lemmings" in the world that have the proverbial ring in their nose and are led around by the latest trend news rags.
This is the shirt I should be wearing, these are the shoes, this is the search engine. And then when Google announces a new product its blasted on TV in such a way that t causes a frenzy.
The smart people like us who see through the facade are too few in numbers.
These companies are your best friends when they are starting out and then they turn vicious.
Google has no user support whatsoever. They don't need it. What else are people going to use Microcheese's Bing? Yahoo? Yahoo is another company that just relies on lip service to pacify any complaints.

These companies will get bigger, more impersonal and more intrusive.

They want you to store you files online now. FUCK THAT! Who's to stop some sysadmin from rummaging around your stuff?

I'll finish by saying "FUCK YOU GOOGLE and the HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!"

118 wizarddrummer 01.05.10 at 10:59 pm

I wish we could b.l.o.w. the mother fuckers up

119 steve 01.06.10 at 3:12 pm

FUCK GOOGLE I have worked for over a year on my website, and just when I started to get traffic and make money with google adsense they disabled my account for some bullshit invalid clicks. The thieving bastards are using that as an excuse so they dont have to pay you. WE MUST BRING THESE SCUMBAGS DOWN. I know they are reading our email, and spying on everything we do online. WE MUST BLOCK THERE ANALYTICS FROM OUR BROWSERS AND USE OTHER COMPANIES FOR SEARCH AND ADVERTISING………

FUCK GOOGLE
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FUCK GOOGLE ………LETS BRING THEM DOWN HARD!!!!

120 mary 01.09.10 at 1:23 pm

yeah as always $ $ $ and nothing else matters.
FUCK google analytics, I had severe internet speed problems because of G-analytics.
I'll use another search engine from today on. byebye GOOGLE and FUCK YOU!

121 Orst 01.15.10 at 3:35 pm

Fuck google!!!!!

122 Fuck google!!!!! 01.16.10 at 2:55 am

Fuck google!!!!!
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123 boossss 01.23.10 at 11:18 pm

googls a real pricks in the making what do these retards feel their god just because the invensted a fing search engine that rides opiggy back on internet explorer ???i hate their system its never accurate and their maps are like 10 years old and outdated i have used their maps to find like schools for events and ended up ata bus stop in two dot wash state google does fucking suck and unless yr a million dollar company the yuppies wont even e mail you back on their cheesey scummy liying sack of shit ventures web site their idiots who play like their god may god fing earth quake their sorry skinny assinto the ground in the bay area , the mother fuckers dont even have the respect to write you back and tell you fuck off idiot yr new cell phone idea sucks or yr new security ideas i hate aol now that their associated with google and aols runs like shit even worse than before thanks to google that sergry bin or who the fuck ebver and the larry creep need their asses beat down to nothing their punks who got lucky is all and their fing lucks going to run out soemday

124 boossss 01.23.10 at 11:21 pm

we true blue american need to ban together and quit using google prodcuts

125 peterquixote 01.26.10 at 1:50 am

this is funny.
I never realised Google just give you the advertising site, and then the site up that has the most search numbers.
It used to work for me but now it costs time top sort the garbage.
I am just throwing Mozilla off my screen also, because it wants all the space.

126 Cic 02.08.10 at 7:55 am

FUCK U GOOGLE

GO SUCH DICKS ASSHOLES GOOGLOIDS.

GOOGLE IS LOOTING THE INTERNET WORLD OFF ITS MONEY.
AND MAKING MONEY OFF INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW THAT CLICKING ON THOSE FAKE ADDS IS GIVING THE G-FUCKER-LORDS "ILLEGAL" FORTUNE.

I HOPE GOOGLE DIES A PAINFUL DEATH ON DAY.
AND WHATS UP WITH ALL THOSE RESTRICTED SEARCH AND ONLY ACESS TO NUN SITES. SERIOUSLY FUCK U GOOGLE SOB.

127 anonimus(xa) 02.10.10 at 10:01 am

sometimes i want fuck the google because it cant make me
feel good!!!!!!!!!!
so…google … i sometimes go fuck u!!!
if u will become more fast i love u!

128 snoooooogaboooooble 02.13.10 at 8:12 pm

DELETE YOUR COOKIES
TRUST ME
IT'S IMPORTANT
TRUST NO-ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's alll shit, so fuck-em

129 FUCK U GOOGLE 02.16.10 at 8:17 pm

FUCK U GOOGLE
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130 vicki 02.18.10 at 12:00 am

FUCK Google they fucked up everything

131 vicki 02.18.10 at 12:01 am

FUCK GOOGLE
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132 rocker 02.23.10 at 2:10 am

fuck you all including google!

133 Fred Fucking Flintstone 02.23.10 at 3:06 pm

Fuck you google and everyone that works for your shitass company. All you do is take millions from the industry and never put anything back in. Your tech support is non-existent so everytime I have a problem I have to check with a forum or FAQ; ya, like that fucking does a lot!

Eat the shit peanuts off of a dead rhino's festering asshole and die. Our company manages thousands of systems over 127 different companies and this is what we are doing;
Restricting access to anything Google … no access is permitted.
Changing user homepages to something other than iGoogle or Google.
Changing search engines to Bing. No gmail, no openoffice … nothing. Screw you.

134 Mike 03.25.10 at 6:31 am

After 2 years of use of Ads-Words the dictators decided that i was a cheater and canceled my account….of course they kept the money that was on it……they just do what they want, no explanations to provide.
So yes Fuck you Google !…and I fuck you deeply bloody thieves !

135 said 03.26.10 at 2:33 pm

Fukc youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Google

136 ACG 04.17.10 at 9:27 am

All you fools are so blind its not even funny. google IS microsoft. Both suck ass so hard that it would take 100 pages of succinct typing just to introduce the dept of bullshit, lies, misinformation, control, and evil intent for not both but just the ONE company seeing that they are both microsoft.

137 FUCK_GOOGLE_v2 04.18.10 at 3:39 pm

FUCK GOOGLE

138 obk 04.26.10 at 12:04 am

Really fuck you google as every body on this page is fucking you now. Do you really think that you have a wonderfull fucking policy to make every one fool around the world. I did not clicked on my own website add. But you disable me for invalid clicking, Is'nt it bulshit. If some one likes your add more than my webpage and clicked on it. So it means that they did invalid clicking. AHHHHHHH. Fuck you google. Fuck your asshole.
Your ASS HOLE Adsense Policy. Fuck you.

139 MB 04.26.10 at 10:38 pm

Yeah, I have had enough of these people. Please can we kill this company off, how? I fucking hate them now!

140 jameel.B 06.09.10 at 8:16 pm

FUCK GOOGLE

they stole money from ur adsene account by canceling it … so u will google the cancellation problem and u will get no results … then u will say "oh … there is no one have a problem like me, all people are happy with adscene, it seems that its my fault" . but there is millions like u, google stole them and then they delete any complains about them from their search index so no one can figure out whats happning.

FUCK GOOGLE

they change their logo for anything but never for christian, islamic or jewish thing, they are against all religions.

FUCK GOOGLE

141 James Smith João Pessoa, Brazil 06.28.10 at 4:15 pm

Here is the text of the complaint I have sent to Google not once, but several times. They have not only failed to correct the situation, I haven't even had the courtesy of even an automated reply.

"My account was suspended with no warning or explanation despite repeated requests.

I received the code but there is no place to enter it nor any instructions on how to do so. The arrogance and indifference of Google tells me that yes, you ARE evil."

Yes, Google is arrogant and it seems they have told their users, "We don't care, we're Google, we don't have to care."

I will never use anything Google ever again, no search engine, no applications, no cloud resources, nothing. I will also devote resources every day to dissuading as many others as possible to do the same. OK, they got me this time, including my PayPal account. But I will get them thousands of times over. what I have lost will be multiplied many, many times over. I hope they go bankrupt.

142 David 07.28.10 at 5:25 pm

I one day put a question on googles help postini add. A year later an x girlfriend posted vulgar, defilling, comments in reply, …. wich had no bearing or relevancy to the original help add. She did this to other guys too, when they wouldnt give her money.
I contacted google and they wont remove her comments even though they have nothing to do with the original question. The ex made comments to my under age children and is considered to be a stalker and dangerous to my children. Google obviously doesnt care. Since when is it okay for google to help people stalk and endanger underage children ? Why dont they talk to me or respond to my beggings and pleas for help ?
After I noticed the add the first time I attempted suicide. I ended up in the hospital days later for an heart attack too. I've been in and out of mental health and even quit College as I was attempting to aquire my nursing degree.
I even hired a computer tech who claimed to be an affiliat of google , but then he made the matter worse when I didnt pay him more money he wanted. Is this blackmale? What the hell? Is this what I get for defending this country?
Thanks alot google ! I have no desire to live with this type of powerful companies out there thriving off peoples pain.
By the way google… this girl apparently has 4 ex boyfriends that has attempted suicide after she did the same to them. Is google the anti christ or somthing. Fuck I want to die ! Thanks for being there for your customers google.

143 David 07.28.10 at 5:29 pm

Can anyone help me remove the postini google help add? Please! Google wont respond and I am sure they have the best attorneys and dont care about people…just money.
I want to get my life back…. please help me.
I beg you all out there. How do I remove the defilling respons to my google help postini add? please,… I beg you.

144 David 07.28.10 at 5:33 pm

p.s. now I cant even get rid of this google redirect crap stuck on this computer. I am reminded of this mess and my attempted suicide every time I try to log on. Kinda like they are rubbing salt in the wounds or somthing.

145 GOLD, KAMON, & TINA 08.08.10 at 1:26 am

FUCK YOU GOOGLE YOU FUCKED UP EVERYTHING I'M SWITCHING TO STARTSEARCH BITCH

146 GOLD, KAMON, & TINA 08.08.10 at 3:04 pm

FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!!

147 irmansadoz 08.25.10 at 4:07 am

FUCKKKKKKKKK YOU GOOLE IN THE FACE!!REMEMBER MY NAME? U HAVE SHUT MY ADSENSE ACCOUNT DOWN FOR YOUR FUCKING PREVENTIVE ILLEGAL CLICK MORON ASSHOLE MEASURE!!I WANT TO SEE YOU DOWN ONE DAY!REMEMBER, ONE DAY YOU WILL SEE HALF OF THE WORLD SAYING FUCK TO YOU!!

FUCKKKKKKKK YOU AGAIN!
AGAIN N AGAIN!!
FUCKING GOOGLE!

148 ADi 10.17.10 at 3:46 pm

Guys.. the resolved is… 1. go to 'tools' 2.click 'add-ons' 3. click 'get add-ons' 4. at search box type 'filter' 5. then click 'adblock plus' + install it 6.restart firefox 7.click 'options' at the add-ons (adblock plus) 8. then click filter 9. then add this {www.google-analytics.com} {google-analytics.com}
{ssl.google-analytics.com} 10. then stand up and scream "yeahhhhhhhhh!!!" because no more blocking from that fucking google-analytics…..

hope this work.. because i already scream out 5min ago.. yeahhhhhhh!!!..

149 Fuck Google 11.01.10 at 10:03 pm

I pray that a disgruntled employee of google will turn on google and toss all their electronic storage devices into the nearest yellow-hot lava lake.

150 SkynetTX 11.27.10 at 4:16 pm

I have to agree. Everybody at google are moron bastards. They give you inadacvate search results and when you modify the search terms several times to get the correct result, they say the sorry bla-bla. They also have this fucking service called recaptcha.net that is many times simply totally unreadable. All of them should be dropped on LV-426 without guns and food and water. I don't know the other services they stole and I hope I will never need to use any of them.

151 Phil M 12.08.10 at 1:12 am

The bigger they are the harder they fall.

152 Google High School 12.09.10 at 12:25 pm

Gimme a F gimme a U gimme a C gimme a K gimme a G gimme a O gimme a O gimme a G gimme a L Gimme a E

FUCK GOOGLE!

153 bernarnd 01.08.11 at 7:46 am

I FUCKEN HATE GOOGLE.COM…………………FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK UUUUUUUUUU GOOGLE AND I RILY RILY MEAN IT AM NOT JOCKIN…………..ONCE AGEN FUCK GOOGLE….MXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIII

154 FUck RAVI and google supporters 01.13.11 at 9:01 am

simply… fuck GOOOOGLE and its fucking supports like RAVi…
you love it ravi:
00========D

155 Josh 01.27.11 at 1:43 pm

FUCK YOU GOOGLE,man this shitty verify our identity took me 10 hours to identify today and my phone number doesnt work anymore it says i created too many accounts with this number but i never created any just identified this just happened with a friend too,now i need to buy another mobile just to check my gmail and youtube and when this new number got checked many times ill need another phonenumber thats sick.big fuck to you google.

156 dan 01.29.11 at 8:13 pm

Fuck you Google, don't even get me started with your piss poor Postini support. FUCK YOu!

157 Brian 03.05.11 at 11:16 pm

When Google first started, it searched all sites that I entered. Now it does not. I am always lead to some goofy site that I do not want. I do not know much about computers. Can someone tell me where I can use a search engine that looks at true raw data? I feel so stupid about all of this. I am older than most. I need some help. What should I do?

158 Brian 03.05.11 at 11:22 pm

I just need a hent. Is there a true search engine out there? One that does not always corrupt my search?

159 Brian 03.05.11 at 11:23 pm

FUCK GOOGLE!

160 durgesh 03.11.11 at 2:21 pm

dear google,
4 several years i thought that ur the best search engine but in those years also i didnt got theright answers still i am not getting today bcz i am 40 times in a day ueser of google and i am ashemed of that bcz i never get the portals which i was looking 4. u r good till the time people didnt get any other search engine best of luck…………………

161 SkynetTX 03.25.11 at 11:28 am

Fuck you, moron google bastards. Fuck your horsefucking deadfucker mother. Or deadfucking horsefucker. To the hell with all of you. You are the biggest assholes on Earth. In the solar system. In the universe. In all universe if we live in a multiversum. FUCK YOU! Like Marusha said: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you …"

162 everett 03.31.11 at 5:15 pm

YUP, THEY TRY TO TRACK, SO THEY KNOW WHERE TO SPAM.
That being said, I block them, yet I use them.
Hey, they use me, so WTF.
Ever try to get customer service?
They give you a map to get to the office, but no phone number. Go fig.
Most spam comes from g.mail, and that is google, so ……

163 Fuck Google 04.09.11 at 8:15 pm

The people who manage Google have crossed the line from being USEFUL innovators, and into stupid pro-creators. (fucking things up)

This site is sizing up my sentiments on this Google crap entirely.

http://seobullshit.com/google-losing-streak/

Google’s Epic Losing Streak

By SEO Mofo | February 15, 2010

Hey Google…

Can I ask you something?

What. the fuck. are you. DOING?

Seriously…you are releasing so many SHITTY products in such rapid succession, I don’t even have time to wrap my head around them before you’re already blowing my mind with your next epic failure. Look at this:

9/23/2009 – Google Sidewiki: Great news, everyone! Now ANYBODY can leave comments on any page of your website, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

11/17/2009 – Site hierarchies in SERPs: We don’t like your URLs so we made up our own for you! No, you can’t opt out!

12/04/2009 – Personalized search for everyone: We track everyone who uses your computer and then save that data on your hard drive!

12/07/2009 -Realtime Search: Now when someone searches Google for your name, we show them your Twitter feed! If it’s not a protected account, then OBVIOUSLY you want the whole fucking world to know everything you’re saying at all times!

1/19/2010 – Synonyms: We know what you MEANT to search for, so we just went ahead and included pages that don’t even contain your search query, because obviously you’re too fucking retarded to say what you mean!

1/22/2010 – Answer Highlighting in Search Results: Now there’s no reason for anyone to actually visit your page, because we already told them everything!

1/27/2010 – Search is Getting More Social: We know who you’ve been talking to, we know what you’ve been saying, we know what websites you visit, we know everything about you…and now we’re using that information to boost the rankings of content that your sister’s ex-boyfriend’s roommate’s old babysitter wrote! No, you can’t opt out!

2/09/2010 – Google Buzz: We read all your emails and chat sessions and formed a list of people you talk to the most often. And then…we showed everyone! No, you can’t opt out! Hey everybody…guess who this guy’s been talking to!!

And I’m sure there’s more. The point is…nobody wants what you’re shoveling! Who is telling you otherwise? Seriously…where are you pulling your test groups from, the morgue? I don’t understand why you continue to “innovate” solutions to problems that no one has. Does ANYBODY want to see Twitter content in their search results? If you’re looking for something to solve, how about addressing some of the problems that people have actually been complaining about:

There’s no easy way to track search rankings.There’s no easy way to opt out of dates appearing in SERP snippets–and your algorithm for detecting relevant dates BLOWS.You give us different estimates of indexed pages, depending on how/where we ask:site:www.seomofo.com – 207site:www.seomofo.com (100 results per page) – 33site:www.seomofo.com (show omitted results) – 35Webmaster Tools, Sitemaps, Indexed URLs – 42(Actual number of pages – 31)Your customer service department doesn’t exist.

You used to follow the mantra “launch early and iterate,” but somewhere along the line, you seem to have switched to “launch everything and ignore the obvious.” Is this how you intend to compete with Apple and Microsoft–quantity over quality? How long before we can expect the Google MP3 player to launch?

Here’s a tip…just because 10 million people use Buzz the day it’s released…doesn’t mean it’s a success. All that means is you’ve abused your position in one market to force your way into another. Gee…that sounds familiar…what other big corporation used their dominance in one area to bully the whole World into using a horrible, horrible piece of shit?

AND

In respect to the people who manage Google – and their Geolocation being permanently switched on; and only returning results in your own back yard….

http://www.google.com/support/toolbar/bin/answer.py?answer=166104

REPLIES:

01.

Geolocation? Or targetted ADVERTISING

I mean YES I can see this as being useful…..

But at the same time I am sick of CORPORATION USA – sticking me under the fucking microscope – given that the Mozilla Foundation (Firefox) make about $90 Million from Google and their advertising revenue…

Advertising people doing things to me without my consent or requesting it – are just arseholes anyway.

And 99% of the time this is NOT wanted or needed.

Don't you stupid people at Google ever get it?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I didn't ask for you to only provide searches in my own back yard…

Noooooooooooo I didn't ask you to start fucking with the results that I wanted to get….

AND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I don't want a GOOGLE PROFILE // or Side Wiki – just to leave a comment….

I do NOT have any Google Toolbar or Sidewiki installed……

Don't you morons ever give up?

02:

Privacy

Could Google invade our privacy more? I, like Fawn, don't have the toolbar downloaded. I think we should be able to disable this when and where we would like. I do research often and, at times, I really need it to NOT search the area I am searching from at all. This is a really pathetic way to search. Why should Google get to decide the region my terms will be searched? I, alone, should decide this. I know what I'm searching for and I know what criteria I need to use while searching. How dare Google set a criteria for me and limit my search based on their own criteria? I'm going to use another search engine from now on–one that doesn't FORCE me to use Region B, United States to gather data when I need to use Region U, Africa. My other option is to use Google search while in an incognito window. I'm still not sure this will allow me to search the way I need.

03:

My Location

I don't like this feature. I don't even have Google Toolbar installed and it is still detecting my location. I don't want this and don't seem to know how to get rid of it. What a dumb idea. I tried signing out and using Google but it still shows my location. Get rid of this useless feature.

04:

My Location – EPIC FAIL!!! What a useless feature google! Apart from the fact that my location is none of your business, I can no longer search the world wideweb AND there is no Location option in the tools menu for me to change. I am more than capable of refining my search results myself, and don't need yourunhelpful, unwanted useless assistance that I can't manually fix!

05:

Can't stand the fact that I can't change my location. Just because I live in Malaysia, doesn't necessarily mean I want to read only Malaysian news. Welcome tothe 21st century Google and globalization…arrrghhhh

06:

location based customization

Quote from google support

'Therefore, we haven't provided a way to turn off location customization, although we've made it easy for you to set your own location or to customize using a general location as broad as the country that matches your local domain.'

This has to be a JOKE!!!! I try to choose another location and it says that it's not part of Australia. No kidding…I'm looking for stuff in the US. Think vacation trips…think buying stuff. Enable the disabling feature NOW!!!

07:

My Location = breach of my privacy. . . !

This feature is completely out of order. Google you must listen to your users not your advertisers……… This feature is designed to generate revenue for Google not to make users search results any better. Get this feature removed or there will be a mass exit of users. . . . There are other search engines and you should remember that before you invade your users privacy. I have toolbar and have disabled my location yet on google pages it is still trying to guess my location. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.!

08:

Location of Search Results Are to be determined by the person searching

Google is restricting the search results and defeating the purpose of searching the World Wide Web.

What’s the point of a search engine that doesn’t search the entire web for results throughout the world? If I want to refine the search results based on location I will do so including them in my search parameters as per my requirement/choice. I always look for search results throughout the world for solutions.

This is a Fail Feature making me want to use other search engines

09:

My Location

My location is none of their business if I want to refine my search by putting in location info that's my choice not yours.

I am very upset that even tho I do not use the tool bar the My location thing is there with no way for me to change that. That is an invasion of my privacy no wonder there are class action suits against you.

You didn't learn anything with that whole Buzz mess I see. Shame on you telling us how you protect our privacy, when you are selling us out like everone else!!

10:

Firefox users, here is how to turn off your geo location ID

1. Navigate to the site to which you've granted permission.

(Actually, I didn't realize I gave anyone permission to locate me on the map…)

2. Go to the TOOLS Menu and select PAGE INFO

3. Select the PERMISSIONS Tab

4. Change the setting for SHARE LOCATION.

(I chose BLOCK) and opted out.

Didn't want to quit using Firefox as a browser, so hope this helps someone. Chrome and Safari work when Firefox acts buggy. As a Mac User I stay away from IE. As a PC user we can use IE, but we prefer Firefox for ease of familiarity. Plus it's an open source and the community rocks with the widgets, plug ins, extensions and support.

So as far as the people who manage Google and their REALLY STUPID mind fuck impositions…

Youtube is – without addblock, element block and other gear – it's totally up shit creek with the saturation advertising.

Google – or the people who run it – are SO completely and stupidly insensitive to even "screw your head in a vice" style of reality checks…..

And they are soooooooooo invasive and lacking in sensitivity…. like if I don't want or need a new car, then how does an add for a new car help me? It doesn't. So how does the logic of sticking 500 adds for new cars in my face, in my time, improve the situation. And how does sticking 5000 car adds in every video, webpage, youtube user content video, etc., etc., etc… improve the grating of the imposition?

It doesn't – and yet the idiots who run Google keep doing it and they keep on making the impositions more crazy and worse.

Google TV = Pass; and by that I mean watching it, or developing for it.

164 Fuck Google 04.09.11 at 8:21 pm

I have my OWN issues with Google and their bullshit….

They even DELETE all of the entire forums that I post in….

LOL

I won't go into tirades of frustration – but when doing a search for "Norse Man" – we think you mean "Horse Man"; or looking up (any subject) and then getting all the variants of that in the form of local results….

You mean they think I am too stupid to have the local pizza shop on speed dial?

Or that I can't enter post // zip codes // city // state // town – locations to narrow my search down?

It reminds me of sales people who when I ask about a specific machine that I need specific parts for, and they keep on talking about all the other stuff they do have on account of the fact that they are too stupid to either not answer the question in the first place OR they like to bullshit on and on and on about stuff that I don't need or want…..

Google Buzz – I mean HOW stupid do you have to be to create that product AND THEN launch it with all your information, and contacts and settings and privacy blown WIDE OPEN?

I mean FUCK OFF……..

It's that LEVEL of pure and unadulterated STUPIDITY that pisses me right off; and they they subject humanity to the ideas of total dickheads…..

They are the sort of people in Google doing shit that amounts to walking into the middle of a fuel spill from an over turned tanker and then pulling out a cigarette lighter to see how many tens of thousands of liters of fuel are left in the tanks….

It's like "Fuck – Don't you GET IT"…

There are people who take acid and flap their arms and off the 10th story of a hotel balcony they go..

There are people who with bible in hand – climb over all the security fences at the zoo – and into the lions cage – to prove their faith in the lord is stronger than the lions desire to eat..

And then along comes the Genius's in Google – fucking up everyones life with their "ever so obviously" brilliant ideas.

The Google forum trolls then start to secretly delete the hundreds of posts of really pissed off consumers… who have the balls to call the management of Google on their bullshit.

165 hadrami dah 04.12.11 at 7:33 pm

every one has his own reason to say Fuck you Google but i have many so with all my might i say :
FUCK YOU GOOGLE

166 Yahoo 04.26.11 at 10:58 am

Yahooooooo!!!!! They hate Google!!!! Use Yahoo instead! =)

167 GoogleCrapHater 05.07.11 at 6:58 am

FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!
You took another sunny saturday from my life, while removing your spycrap from my machines. I got enough of you shareholder's d*ck s*ckers!!! Instead of making money with money, go out and make something serious!
AND NEVER EVER AGAIN STEEL MY LIFETIME YOU DAMN IMMORAL A-HOLES!!! (This goes to M$, crApple, FaceCock and all those other bastards as well!)
My last two cents…

168 marcuz 05.18.11 at 4:29 am

Well hi there folks ;) i found you lot by ;emm g. yes G. & the query was :i was talking you:google,u arrogant fuck robot spider,in english mother fucker ; and voila i pick the top ranked site/page .
I am livid at the constant guessing of google's search en that cunt search in en. I live in benelux you c. And here we mostly speak half a dozen languages , wait not just here ,hell everywhere you have foreingners that have a mother tongue other than Dutch. with a ll d 'cheep' flights & job opportunities..blha blha : \ yet it offers to translate dutch to english and then again english to dutch.It's a Fuckin nightmare especially when you find out that your newly downloaded sftware is in a diff lang than what ….; So next you have to learn to do double looped translantions up u'r assy brain. ,by the way 'Shame on you' for not being able to read in a foriegn language,G..&
still try to work with this new sft shit… Capish?…
It just is a flawed idea ,process , whatever you geniuses !! There's an albino Romanian living next door to me & you should hear his dutch .
Try leaning C , or C ++ for that matter in French , ale try that …
i doubt they have a C , ok they do it's a K for con !… haha

'Nu ik kan ook bij zetten dat ik geen so een groot lul gaa given aan u G .. ; ) maar laat maar a' zo !
voila , i think i got it off my chest now, but fuck that it's the same thing allover again … :( …….

169 commentist 05.19.11 at 12:38 am

I typed "fuck google" on google and here i am. i really hate google with one reason being it stole a lot of money from me with its fucking content network ad placements which ought to be the biggest internet scam ever.

170 Fat Bastard 06.09.11 at 12:58 am

Google also censors non porn stuff just because assholes complain. They put a content warning on my blog simply because of political correctness.

171 google sucks 06.11.11 at 9:32 pm

FUCK YOU GOOGLE! Arrogant bastards! use Yahoo!

172 amcik osman 06.25.11 at 1:05 am

Google is the biggest PONZI scheme

173 fuck 06.28.11 at 6:44 pm

fuck google and every faggot that loves them ,i really would shoot them if i could

174 Vigoratus 07.06.11 at 5:53 pm

yes agree… fuck google for so many reasons !

but now let's get down to a point guys… just stop completely to use google and yahoo as well because it is now owned by the same group oh not to forget bing lol

175 Joe 07.13.11 at 7:05 pm

Yes–use yahoo or bing—Fuck Google!!!!!

176 Borg 08.25.11 at 7:51 pm

Anything involved with google (including yahoo, mozilla and so on) should be abandoned completely. Need a new search engine? Try ixquick they can use all the support they can get.

Google = CSR in the movie 'I Robot'. Movie quote: "…CSR, always shit'n on the little guy."
Google = the robots in the cooky, yet ironic movie called 'Eyeborgs' as corny as the movie might seem, it is ironically interesting how Google has grown into one massive eyeborg-like entity don't you think?

I could go on of course and make contrasts forever and a day, but I'm sure many, many of you get the picture. Screw the corporate flogging and help create more economic competition by abandoning the shackles and chains of the corporatist ignorance that hold global peace and development hostage..

Some may disagree with what I've said, but quite frankly I don't give a crap. You're welcome to dwell in your own little bubble like all of the little drones packing around their texting devices who think they're so cool with their androids, GPS and smart phones. Keep letting big brother into your personal lives which is none of their damned business. Just remember, if you're not part of the solution you are part of a continually and exponentially worsening global problem. Keep downloading your Google Apps. When shit hits the fan don't bitch, gripe or complain – you asked for it.

177 Steve Job 09.11.11 at 7:13 am

fuck you google! You are a big company but do things like cowards!
I hope someone will replace you like you replace yahoo.

178 Bill Gates 09.15.11 at 9:30 pm

Please, FUCK GOOGLE.

179 Jessi 01.10.12 at 8:45 pm

I was OK with google to be honest…until now.

My breaking point came when they forced us to use a Gmail account for our Youtube pages, and as of now I have not the slightest clue how to get onto the one I have been using for the past 3 or 4 years. It isnt just about a making a new account. It's about the fact that you now HAVE to use google or they're basiclly saying "FUCK YOU, NO YOUTUBE FOR YOU LOYAL FAN……unless you get a Gmail of course."

Well you know what….Maybe I wont make a Gmail and just NEVER UPLOAD ANYTHING ANYMORE. I'll still use youtube to illegally download but other than that, FUCK YOU GOOGLE!

180 Fuck The Google 01.27.12 at 12:47 pm

i liked it "Fuck you Google*."
i would rather prefer to say to all hackers "FUCK the GOOGLE!", let the Google make to forget Web and Internet.

181 valters 03.01.12 at 10:30 pm

fuck google, welcome back altavista
im not sure who owns altavista…

182 Lord Fuckity McFuckit 03.02.12 at 12:25 am

I just ran up behind Google and surprise fucked it right in the ass. I am only returning the favour and it didn't even seem to notice.

Fuck You Google

183 stupopt 03.03.12 at 5:02 pm

I just cancelled my google account, who THE FUCK do they think they are, now i cant use you tube, well the truth is i CAN, just cant use favourites, big deal can still use it, so UP YOURS GOOGLE…. WANKERS…. these big corporations who incidentally don't give a fuck about you except how they can make buckets loads of cash out of you, can easily be FUCKED, if everyone and i mean lets stick together, EVERYONE cancelled their account tomorrow and after all it only take a minute, and don't be a BIG BABY, you lived without it for hundreds of years, if EVERYONE cancelled their account they would have no choice but to listen to WHAT THIER CUSTOMERS WANTED, Sorry but of course they don't see us as CUSTOMERS only a bunch of ignorant people who they can make buckets loads of CASH from…. Wake up and be your own person, think for YOURSELVES, don't be a SHEEP, follow your instincts, not the other Tossers, and cancel your google account tomorrow…. THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE…. and google will have to listen to us or its BYE BYE GOOGLE, it really is that simple NO CUSTOMERS, NO GOOGLE, TOGETHER WE WILL DO IT….. when we win this battle there are plenty more….. how about the 80 pence tax on a litre of petrol in the UK, that means the price of a litre of petrol is actually only about 60p even though we stupidly pay about £1.40 a litre, are we dickheads or what, no we are not, so lets PROVE it STICK TOGETHER….. Anyone can break a single twig its easy, not so trying to break A hundred, that can be done, but its ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to break a whole nation STICK TOGETHER AN WE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD……….

184 whothefuckcares 03.05.12 at 10:23 pm

FUCK YOU GOOGLE ! Damn illuminati owned corporation! New World Order oriented biased company ! Our privacy is NONE of you god dang beezwax ! DROP DEAD all of you at Google !

185 me 03.31.12 at 5:20 pm

yeah fuck google from me too

186 me 03.31.12 at 5:21 pm

I like to ban google on my web pages with a NICE message to google

187 Shannon Jacobs 05.21.12 at 11:08 pm

Today's question was "Why should I install Google Drive?" Google's answer was… Nothing, and no way to ask. I wasted quite a while looking for the answer or even for a way to ask the question. Does that strike you as an unreasonable question?

Every day and in every way, the google is getting a little more evil.

By the way, I didn't blame the google–until I discovered that they hat become the #1 purchaser of lobbyists among tech firms. The ONLY point of lobbyists is to find the cheapest politicians to bribe to produce the worst possible laws–and now the google is just one of the game riggers.

188 kadi 05.22.12 at 6:48 pm

fuck google and fuck you all mothefockers fuck everything,, but you know what it's just doesn't matter

189 Rachel 06.25.12 at 11:22 pm

Switch to DuckDuckGo for all your internet searches. They don't track you at all. I wouldn't touch Google search with a 10 foot pole.

190 jajaja 06.30.12 at 7:29 am

they are tyrannical freaks, but hey you all know what you need to do, stop supporting their services and stop running their scripts and apps at your websites if you own one.

fuk em you dont need them.

191 BigDickMalone 08.27.12 at 1:40 pm

Google can suck a fat hairy dick!
I'm so sick and tired of them pushing formats on the normal every day user!
WE THE PEOPLE, have no fucking say on how we can view the browser we chose to use!

FIRST! it was the god damn side bar taking up space, that I never fucking use, and had to hack my own fucking browser to get rid of!

SECOND, NOW EVERY TIME I TYPE IN MOVIE in the fucking search bar I'm FORCED FED a fucking slide show of movies that are related FUCKING FORCE FED MEDEA PROPIGANDA!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SEARCH RESULTS YOU SON OF A BITCH??!

FUCK GOOGLE!!!
I'M GOING WITH BING NOW!! FUCKING HELL, AT LEAST I GET SEARCH RESULTS AND NOT FORCE FED SOME BULLSHIT !!!!

FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!
GO TO HELL AND DIE OF AIDS!!

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