Here is my Technorati Profile. I am totally 2.0 now. I had to do this to claim my blog, LAMERS

So this blog finally has been updated to wordpress v2.0. I have been dreading the update for a while, but when my rankings tanked in December, and Mikey offered to help, I felt now was the time. I plan to play around with this for a while and see where everything goes. I will have to re-organize all of my old post, and give them new titles and categories, but it should be awesome. I will also be experiementing with various types of plug-ins and tagging that is available. Either way this is a good move and I am looking forward to see where this thing goes.

These are some miniature statues I created about 8 years ago in a jewelry class I was taking. I had a good teacher who encouraged us to experiment so I made these small things out of various toys I had found, and pieced them together, making them into something original. Then I cast them in bronze using the lost wax casting method. I have a few other toys I mangled and wanted to built out, that are all sprued up and ready to cast, I just need to get access to some investment, a kiln and a centrifuge.

My friend is in love with the show Wife Swap…everytime I talk to him he is saying how it is the greatest show ever…anyhow I guess on tonights episode, the daughter, Nicole Bimonte was posting slutty pictures to her myspace profile, and caught by her new swapped mom, who was a karate instructor? Apparently the dad freaked out on his daughter and said she was out of control?

Here are the top phrases searched week ending 12/31/05:

- 3 for “tiffany teen”
- 2 for “adult skateboards”
- 2 for “ipod video reset”
- 2 for “tiffany teen images”
- 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
- 1 for “change my ipod”
- 1 for “change my ipod to english font”
- 1 for “change to english font”
- 1 for “cunt”
- 1 for “how to 30g ipod”

I was down in Las Vegas a few months back to speak at PubCon, and my friend came down who is a Vegas virgin, so we decided to live it up in the town and do the sweetest tourist thing ever: shoot machine guns!

Here are the top phrases searched week ending 12/24/05:

- 5 for “robyn bewersdorf”
- 3 for “luis”
- 3 for “tiffany teen”
- 1 for “battery reset ipod”
- 1 for “brick”
- 1 for “chicago apartments for rent”
- 1 for “dead face ipod mini”
- 1 for “deleting songs”
- 1 for “flowers”
- 1 for “hold”