Smallest Penis in Chicago at Pocket Kangaroos

August 11, 2004 · 2 comments

in 2004,Werty

Pocket Kangaroos: smallest penis in Chicago:

It has come to my attention that I currently work with the smallest penis in Chicago. Through various sources at Google, as well as Ali at Blue Lithium, this story has been confirmed many times. In fact, the only positive thing said about this young gentleman came from an unknown lady at Baci Pizza.

With that said, we wish Tiny Johnston the best of luck with his new title. It is certainly much better than his previous one as having the smallest penis in Chicago.

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1 james 10.05.04 at 5:41 am

Saw this post in late night time-wasting awesomeness. You should check out Nest for their fabrics. Damn expensive, but well worth it. My favorites include “herb” and “love bunny,” which, I just found out, is used on the pool table of the VH1 show Surreal Life. Best of luck in your gambling endeavors.

James C.

2 james 10.05.04 at 5:41 am

Ah! Wrong post. Feel free to move it if necessary.

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